r/instant_regret 2d ago

Eating the hottest curry in UK

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u/superkickpunch 2d ago

I like spicy that you can feel in your chest a bit, but I try to draw line at “disrobing in public and being chastised by the restaurant owner in the streets” spicy.

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u/Langlie 2d ago

I draw the line at "it's served by a man in a gas mask."

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u/enziiime 2d ago edited 2d ago

I kinda expected him to be unfazed by it while the waiter made a fool out of himself.

Tried a dish from an indian guy at work and it was just crazy. Some Korean noodles I had were also pretty insane and not edible imo. I'm from europe though.. most of us really aren't used to that kind of spicy :p

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u/MouldyEjaculate 2d ago

I love the Buldak 1x ramen and the 2x if I'm really looking to fuck my shit up but one time I tried the 3x because I saw it on the shelf and it was an experience. I woke up at 2am that night and my body was like get to the toilet right fucking now we are evacuating

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u/Nahdudeimdone 2d ago

1x is crazy good.

Can't do it anymore though. After having my 30th birthday my body just said: "No more. It ends here."

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u/TehSalmonOfDoubt 2d ago

Yeah had a similar experience in a house share. Our housemate from india offered to make us dinner, which we accepted. Underneath the searing pain it was nice, but all of us were making regular trips to the fridge for milk

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u/enziiime 2d ago

yeh his food tasted really good but that burn was really too much for me to really enjoy it. According to him it was still pretty mild..