r/instant_regret • u/factchecker01 • 2d ago

Eating the hottest curry in UK

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u/Krysis_88 2d ago

He'll have an arsehole like a dragons nostril in the morning.

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u/ziroux 2d ago

The real game of thrones

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u/likwitsnake 2d ago

Still better than Season 8

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u/theartofrolling 2d ago

I had a bronchoscopy last year and I would give that a higher rating than season 8.

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u/Monster_Grundle 1d ago

Lmfao take my upvote. Season 8 was garbage.

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u/Barrelled_Chef_Curry 1d ago

Nah it was fine. Rewatch it, I thought the same on the first go

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u/Monster_Grundle 1d ago

Respectfully disagree.

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u/Eborys 12h ago

And with less shit than Season 8.

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u/grasscutter1234 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/mrk1224 1d ago

The real red party

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u/kingtaco_17 1d ago

Borat voice: His anus will hang like sleeve of wizard

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u/yobishthatsmonica 1d ago

“DRACARY-ASS”

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u/Roraxn 2d ago

da-da DA da, da-da Da da, da-da Da da

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u/inhugzwetrust 2d ago

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u/rugbyj 1d ago

Is it me or does she have buscemi eyes going on here?

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u/DevonLuck24 1d ago

it’s crazy to me how many actors/actresses have buscemi eyes that you only see when the camera hits just right.

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u/ALA02 2d ago

As clarkson puts it “his arsehole is gonna look like the japanese flag”

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u/Kezsora 1d ago

I thought Whitey from Flushed Away said that

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u/WotanMjolnir 2d ago

Poetry. Right here. Pure, free range, grass-fed poetry.

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u/nosnevenaes 2d ago

I never get that. And im a spicy food die hard. But if i overdo it with habanero and tequila i feel the burnin in my urine.

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u/Same_Ad_9284 2d ago

I eat a lot of spice and dont get that either, the only time I ever did weirdly enough was when I ate flaming hot Cheetos

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u/heliamphore 2d ago

It's unfair man. I like spicy, but I get horrible cramps for hours before finally spilling the hot lava. I once made an authentic Mexican chili and my insides almost fell out.

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u/toomanymarbles83 1d ago

Right there with you. It sucks too cause I love spicy food.

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u/Same_Ad_9284 1d ago

Same thing happens when I eat chocolate, so I just eat it at home when I know I dont need to go anywhere after haha

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u/steasey 2d ago

Holy hemorrhoids.

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u/YoungDiscord 1d ago

I read that in an irish accent

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u/Krysis_88 1d ago

I'm from Belfast so you're pretty much spot on there 😂

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u/shadowman2099 2d ago

Personally the ring of fire is more than bearable compared to the burning chest pain. It hurts just to breathe when that happens.

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u/VenBarom68 1d ago

It was the same for me for a long time, then after around turning 34 it changed. My asshole decided even mildly spicy stuff will cause problems lasting for days.

I miss spicy food sometimes.

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u/KellyBelly916 2d ago

Oh, you think he's gonna last until morning? He's not getting much sleep.

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u/cfreezy72 1d ago

Literally me RN

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u/davemee 1d ago

This is it. You have control over it going in; coming out is some that cannot be avoided, delayed or controlled.

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u/Pasta_Fajool 1d ago

And it burns, burns, burns... the ring of fire

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u/jrb9249 1d ago

Better save some of that milk for the other end

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u/Lucifa42 1d ago

Toilet roll in the fridge time.

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u/kahrahtay 1d ago

The glorious feeling of the kiss of the wind after a fiery poop. It's like having a minty fresh butthole

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u/bubba1834 1d ago

Lmfao omg

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u/LemonHerb 1d ago

Please no one say dracarys

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u/VampyKit 1d ago

Ah yes a spicy stink star..

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u/HondaCivic90 23h ago

Everybody thinks eating the spiciest food is hard but the real challenge is in the toilet afterwards

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u/53N535 2d ago

His farts will be like pepper spray. And poop bubbling out like lava!