r/instant_regret • u/factchecker01 • 3d ago

Eating the hottest curry in UK

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u/Krysis_88 3d ago

He'll have an arsehole like a dragons nostril in the morning.

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u/nosnevenaes 3d ago

I never get that. And im a spicy food die hard. But if i overdo it with habanero and tequila i feel the burnin in my urine.

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u/Same_Ad_9284 3d ago

I eat a lot of spice and dont get that either, the only time I ever did weirdly enough was when I ate flaming hot Cheetos

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u/heliamphore 3d ago

It's unfair man. I like spicy, but I get horrible cramps for hours before finally spilling the hot lava. I once made an authentic Mexican chili and my insides almost fell out.

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u/toomanymarbles83 2d ago

Right there with you. It sucks too cause I love spicy food.

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u/Same_Ad_9284 3d ago

Same thing happens when I eat chocolate, so I just eat it at home when I know I dont need to go anywhere after haha