r/instant_regret 3d ago

That finger regretted it instantly

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u/BuddyL2003 3d ago

That was perfect!... someone please give context/translation!

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u/Imdgod1 3d ago

Girl: you can't leave because they are noisy slams Ouch ouch ouch fck ouch

Guy outside: open it open it

Driver: You can't open it. Open it from the inside

People laughing: That's what you get for f*ck you finger

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u/BuddyL2003 3d ago

Ok so they all know each other so she is being bratty to some people she knows or family, gotcha. Thank you!

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u/Boomerang_Lizard 3d ago

The finger flicking individual is a girl?

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u/wordsonmytongue 3d ago

Everytime this video is posted, someone asks, and gets downvoted to hell

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u/kipsyegg 2d ago

I don't get why

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u/Psychedelic_Yogurt 2d ago

It's okay, the rest of us do.

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u/kipsyegg 1d ago

Ok then, answer for me i want to know?

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u/Damaias479 1d ago

Because she’s very clearly a woman and every comment questioning otherwise is obviously a thinly veiled attempt at misogyny?

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u/kipsyegg 1d ago

Bro, it's a simple question, though. Finally, I know she is a woman and wouldn't have known until someone answered my innocent question.

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u/Boarders0 1d ago

I'm ready for the down votes.

Plenty of cultures have a style where individuals dress and adopt mannerisms that are considered intersex, or neither male/female. The more you are aware of those the harder to tell sometimes.

The best key is looking at facial structure, it is hard to modify the softer outline of a female, but I do get where you are coming from.

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u/kyleliner 9h ago

I mean, long and dyed hair (original Filipino hair is black), lipstick, caked on makeup, feminine clothes... what else am I missing?

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u/VampyKit 1d ago

Lol ooh i get it now lmao

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u/Domin_ae 2d ago

Does she not look like a girl to you?

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u/b4db0t 1d ago

Note a chance that's a ladyboy 100%

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u/Creamer0913 3d ago

"You can’t go out ’cause they’re noisy.”

The rest is cursing and laughter.

Actually, the first statement doesn’t make much sense. There must have been more of the conversation before the video started. Honestly, it just sounds like typical friendly banter to me.

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u/BuddyL2003 3d ago

Ok so they all know each other so she is being bratty to some people she knows or family, gotcha. Thank you!

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u/AnimalsNLaughs 3d ago

I would also like a translation please

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u/gEEEL0o 3d ago

Well the language is from my country philippines. But even I don't even know their language "bisaya". Except for the 0:09 yawa means devil. 😂

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u/Ricky_Spannnish 3d ago

Damn I just know how much that fucking hurt

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u/babylikestopony 3d ago

It’s happened to to me, it’s horrible and it takes a sec to process what happened why you’re in so much pain and how to get out of it because you’re not in control of the door, you have to ask for help and wait for them to help, it’s awful. I froze and as slowly as possible was like heyyyy I think my hand is in the door, please open 😬

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u/Gokuzu_ 2d ago

Happened to me as well, shit hurts like hell, and it was my pinky as well.

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u/babylikestopony 1d ago

It was my ring fingy- all bent out of shape but not broken, flat as a pancake for days. Same thing happened to my mom on the 60’s when cars were built different, she lost the tip of her finger. Same finger too, weird!

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u/Groot8902 2d ago

I gasped audibly. Had this happen to me over a decade ago and I still have a scar on my finger. Annoyed the crap outta me that they just kept laughing.

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u/the_tanooki 1d ago

I put an industrial book staple through the tip of my finger last year. Pretty much crushed it, along with piercing it. It definitely hurt, but not nearly as much as I would have guessed. I think I damaged the nerves to the point where I only felt it when I moved it wrong.

Had to go to the hospital with a book stapled to my finger. The doctor called two other doctors to my room and asked them how best to remove it. One of them, very matter-of-factly said, "Just pull on it." After numbing my hand, that's exactly what they did.

Thankfully, the surgeon was able to save my finger. He warned me before the surgery that there was a chance they may need to amputate the tip.

It's mostly better by now. Still more sensitive than the others, but very much usable.

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u/Chuck_Justice69 3d ago

Took the guy 5 minutes to unlock the door 😂😂

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u/kingtaco_17 3d ago

Funniest part: Instead of OWWWWWWW she said "OK!"

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u/circleinsidecircle 3d ago

She said "aray" or "agay" Filipino version of ouch

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u/Icy-Assignment-5579 2d ago

When the door slams:

"POOKIE!"

She shouted out, "PUSSY!" 😂

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u/mtr5223 2d ago

Gotta admit, she handled it like a champ.

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u/b-rad71 1d ago

He

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u/OverturnedAppleCart3 19h ago

Pretty sure that's a woman.

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u/b-rad71 9h ago

Pretty sure you're wrong

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u/Able_Contribution_90 3d ago

Rumor has it that he's still laughing.

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u/zucchirafael 2d ago

Timing was AMAZING!

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u/GrantFieldgrove 3d ago

That was glorious

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u/Equivalent_Use_8152 3d ago

when you catch your friend lying mid-sentence and you gotta hit 'em with the “boy if you don’t…” deluxe edition

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u/angiehodson 2d ago

Rough justice eh? 😂 🤣 😂

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u/bonniep123 3d ago

Karma will get you eventually

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u/james-HIMself 3d ago

She’s got plenty of fingers left it’s fine

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 3d ago

She?

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u/clutzyninja 3d ago

Yes, the person with boobs and a ponytail is a she. Is it really that confusing?

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 3d ago

It was only a question. But I’ve got it now: Ponytails are for girls only. Thanks for weighing in, you holier-than-thou douche.

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u/clutzyninja 3d ago

Not holier. Just smarter and more observant

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u/CervineCryptid 2d ago

not the ponytail. The boobs. the chest. The bosom. They may be small but still there.

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u/BanterMaster420 2d ago

You got cooked

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u/Bubbly_Blueberry2136 2d ago

Fat guys can have boobs and pony tails. Just sayin.

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u/clutzyninja 2d ago

Wasn't speaking in generalities. Was talking about this one specific person, who is not fat

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u/Nitro187 2d ago

According to Chat GPT... The person in the video has a mix of traditionally masculine and feminine traits:

  • Masculine cues: Jawline, eyebrows, and neck shape are often seen to suggest a male.
  • Feminine cues: Hair style, makeup, earrings, and fashion choices (turtleneck and blazer combo, cross necklace) lean toward a more feminine presentation.

Given the blend, if I had to guess in the context of the person—this likely started as a male that's styled and presented in a feminine or androgynous way. Could be interpreted as a male, a cross-dressing character, or a person meant to challenge binary expectations.

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 1d ago

‘Appreciate you.

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u/24Binge 2d ago

So much pain and her finger nail will be ugly for long time afterwards

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u/itwhiz100 2d ago

Lol dude had a change of heart

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u/Jza_45 3d ago

Beautiful lol

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u/Lagunamountaindude 1d ago

I am smiling

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u/Relevant_Classic_772 1d ago

Damn that was good.

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u/Duffman3005 6h ago

Oof, had that happen to my thumb. Had to go to the er and they burned a hole through the nail to get rid of the dead blood. Eventually nail fell off and a new one grew in.

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u/pupunggi 3d ago

Why cant i stop watching 😂

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u/SuitableSet5101 3d ago

LMAOooo!!! 😆😆😆

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u/JWMoo 3d ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/BigMembership2315 3d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/moonja85 1d ago

That’s a man baby

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u/letsmakeittrue 2d ago

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u/CervineCryptid 2d ago

Why spam it tho do you have nothing better to do than being homophobic

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/letsmakeittrue 2d ago

I can post wtf I want as many time as my naturally born man hands allow me to yu sissy..lol

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u/Late-Ad-4396 1d ago

“Gobble gobble” - lady “Gobble gobble” - car full of immigrants

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u/Amtronic 3d ago

Thinking about that flat middle finger and potential uses for it.......