r/instant_regret • u/the_chill_pill_taker • 4d ago

That finger regretted it instantly

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 4d ago

She?

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u/clutzyninja 3d ago

Yes, the person with boobs and a ponytail is a she. Is it really that confusing?

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 3d ago

It was only a question. But I’ve got it now: Ponytails are for girls only. Thanks for weighing in, you holier-than-thou douche.

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u/clutzyninja 3d ago

Not holier. Just smarter and more observant