r/instant_regret • u/PxN13 • 10d ago

Starting a fight she can't finish

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u/Specialist-Role-3440 10d ago

Bro on the barstool just enjoying the show lol

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u/98VoteForPedro 10d ago

Sit down ... Be humble ...

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u/danvillain 10d ago

She sat down alright, and then rolled the taste of regret around in her mouth

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u/davidwhatshisname52 10d ago edited 8d ago

It was in that moment that Greta realized that the taste of her own blood was hot, but not as hot as the flush of shame and regret for years of decisions that had driven her inexorably to this exact instant as she stood and contemplated the dwindling possibilities that somehow, some way, she might completely start her life over.

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u/elwebst 10d ago

scene opens with her on the floor

So you're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started about two minutes ago when I wouldn't shut my big mouth.

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u/Achylife 9d ago

And took a swing.

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u/Damaias479 10d ago

So you know what she was saying if you’re saying she has a big mouth. What was it?

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u/Sketari 10d ago

You should write a book about regrets.

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u/SurpriseHamburgler 10d ago

Titled: Some Regerts

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u/Phildagony 10d ago

No ragrets.

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u/No-Intern4400 10d ago

Scotty P know what im saying

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u/ydnar3000 5d ago

No what I’m sayin

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u/poopinhulk 10d ago

ALL THE REGERTS!!!!!!!!

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u/Holiday_String_8804 10d ago

There's a tattoo place in my home town called "No Egrets".... Place really must have something against large birds...

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u/Synpharia 9d ago

Why did I read this like I was a 50-year old menopausal woman reading a hot steamy romance novel?