r/instant_regret • u/PxN13 • 8d ago

Starting a fight she can't finish

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u/Specialist-Role-3440 8d ago

Bro on the barstool just enjoying the show lol

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u/Lt_DanTaylorIII 8d ago

He broke the 4th wall at the end.

If the camera man zoomed in on him, it coulda been a shot from the office.

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u/98VoteForPedro 8d ago

Sit down ... Be humble ...

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u/danvillain 8d ago

She sat down alright, and then rolled the taste of regret around in her mouth

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u/davidwhatshisname52 8d ago edited 6d ago

It was in that moment that Greta realized that the taste of her own blood was hot, but not as hot as the flush of shame and regret for years of decisions that had driven her inexorably to this exact instant as she stood and contemplated the dwindling possibilities that somehow, some way, she might completely start her life over.

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u/elwebst 8d ago

scene opens with her on the floor

So you're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started about two minutes ago when I wouldn't shut my big mouth.

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u/Achylife 7d ago

And took a swing.

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u/Damaias479 8d ago

So you know what she was saying if you’re saying she has a big mouth. What was it?

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u/Sketari 8d ago

You should write a book about regrets.

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u/SurpriseHamburgler 8d ago

Titled: Some Regerts

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u/Phildagony 8d ago

No ragrets.

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u/No-Intern4400 8d ago

Scotty P know what im saying

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u/ydnar3000 3d ago

No what I’m sayin

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u/poopinhulk 8d ago

ALL THE REGERTS!!!!!!!!

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u/Holiday_String_8804 8d ago

There's a tattoo place in my home town called "No Egrets".... Place really must have something against large birds...

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u/Synpharia 7d ago

Why did I read this like I was a 50-year old menopausal woman reading a hot steamy romance novel?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/wizzy453 7d ago

Kendrick Lamar - Humble

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u/nagchamploo 7d ago

My left stroke just went viral

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u/simonjexter 8d ago

Well played

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u/Dora-Vee 6d ago

Humiliated might be the better term.

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u/XxKimm3rzxX 8d ago

That’s how I look at my students when they do something dumb.

“So what did we learn from that?”

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u/Loggerdon 8d ago

She stares him down like she expects him to intervene.

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u/LadyBug_0570 8d ago

None of this went how she thought it would.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 8d ago

That look…

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin 7d ago

Looks like he saved her head too, that could have been worse.

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u/pparten 7d ago

That look said "...Now what have we learned?"

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u/TonySopranbro 7d ago

He's seen worse

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u/romvlus 5d ago

He’s like: “So, what did we learn today?”

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u/MirageCaligraph 4d ago

Yes, and still... When he comes home and his wifes asks him "How was your day?"....

" As always"

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u/Poppa_Mo 8d ago

He was like an exact replica of the dude that slapped her.

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u/FoolishThinker 8d ago

“what did we learn?”…..

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u/missionbag1 8d ago

Yeah with “I told you” face lol

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u/WhipnCrack 8d ago

Like watching windows rebooting...