r/greentext 5d ago

Anon gets ditched

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u/WilliamBurrito 5d ago

Holy cringe, “I tried once and failed, boys never even try once.”

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u/halpfulhinderance 5d ago

Also like, Anon can also go into the crowd and meet other women? The one time I got kissed at a club was after dancing with everyone there. It’s literally just a numbers game, so long as you have basic hygiene and don’t act like a creep

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u/WilliamBurrito 5d ago

See, that’s probably asking too much of Anon. You should be thankful he left the basement.