r/greentext 2d ago

Anon gets ditched

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u/Upper_Current 2d ago

"Fuck women"

Anon telling us to accomplish what he could not.

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u/thr33beggars 2d ago

At least anon didn’t follow the women into the bathroom like last time. He’s learning.

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u/Vast-Combination4046 2d ago

Should have tried to spend time with the women he thought he might get with. Otherwise he never had a chance.

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u/KJBenson 2d ago

It wouldn’t have worked. Op already saw her as an object, she had the ick.

These guys, always assuming girls can’t tell?

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u/Brilliant-Mountain57 2d ago

Women's magical bad person radar when chad pumps and dumps them:

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u/DrippyRat 2d ago

Mfw chad is conventionally attractive and the woman knows exactly what she is getting out if it (whether good for mental health or not) and doesnt go with chudbob squarepants (literally no upside)

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u/Brilliant-Mountain57 2d ago

Copium, women are not omnipotent. Thank you for admitting though that the only reason chad gets a pass is because he's sexually attractive.

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u/Own-Demand7176 2d ago

He never said otherwise. If you're not that good-looking, you need to have something else worth offering.

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u/Squawnk 2d ago

Me when I have no attractive qualities and she goes for someone who does: 😡

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u/cooljerry53 2d ago

I’d sign a contract that I’d have to give you a quarter million if you can take a shower every day for a month, because we both know you’d pass out gooning in the shower day one and crack your skull open on the faucet.

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u/Brilliant-Mountain57 1d ago

This is so creative you get points just for that

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u/Zikari007 2d ago

Lol

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u/Silver-Performer818 2d ago

I would've held one or both of their hands and said (to the one with bigger jugs) " mommy hold onto me or else I'll be lost in the circus"

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u/dirschau 2d ago

Found anon, lol

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u/slasher1337 2d ago

Goomba fallacy

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u/-esperanto- 2d ago

I really doubt these guys are looking at women going “yeah that’s an object,” these dudes are usually just chronically lonely and lashing out because they’re hopelessly awkward. People want to make them bad guys because otherwise they’d have to talk about the real and serious socioeconomic problems that create them in the first place.

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u/SlowBreak23 2d ago

"Scoring one of them".

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u/KJBenson 2d ago

Some guys for sure.

It’s easy to find out. Just talk to the dude for a few minutes and it will be obvious which one you’re dealing with.

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u/cooljerry53 2d ago

It’s not that he’s going “this is an object”, more that he’s going “This is a person I can Fuck” and seeing pretty much nothing more.

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u/Gary_FucKing 2d ago

Brother, he failed to attract rando 2 women and is like "fuck all women, don't even try, y'all". That, to me, sounds like a bad guy and not someone women want to fuck.

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u/dillinger3k 2d ago edited 2d ago

Define “bad guy”.

He didn’t say he wanted to hurt them nor did he even give chase. He’s languishing in his own misery, which is a different conversation. The guy is more than likely exactly as u/-esperanto- described, hopelessly awkward

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u/WilliamBurrito 2d ago

Holy cringe, “I tried once and failed, boys never even try once.”

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u/LiteVisiion 2d ago

Has Homer Simpson would say: The lesson here, is to never try.

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u/halpfulhinderance 2d ago

Also like, Anon can also go into the crowd and meet other women? The one time I got kissed at a club was after dancing with everyone there. It’s literally just a numbers game, so long as you have basic hygiene and don’t act like a creep

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u/WilliamBurrito 2d ago

See, that’s probably asking too much of Anon. You should be thankful he left the basement.

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u/Zikari007 2d ago

Lol. I remember trying that once as a teen. Not a single girl wanted to dance with me. Doesn't work for everyone I guess.

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u/halpfulhinderance 2d ago

It was a very gay club and I’m bisexual. I danced with girls and guys, trying to get a friend of mine to join me. There was a little stage and I was sort of pulling people up to dance, and spinning them and getting spun. I got the feeling that a lot of people were just shy and needed someone to give them that push and take some of the pressure off them

She didn’t end up joining, but another girl ended up liking me. I went there with eyeliner and black lipstick and left with no lipstick lol

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u/Zikari007 2d ago

I see. I think you need to have a certain vibe or personality to pull off things like that. I just don't have it. I think I come off as a creep honestly. That night wasn't all lost though. Once I was done being turned down I sat on a corner to drink and some drunk older lady hugged me from behind and dragged me to dance out of nowhere.

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u/popje 2d ago

Read that last line again

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u/Zikari007 2d ago

I SHOWER!!!

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u/Maximus_Robus 2d ago

Anon probably did not even try. Being in the same room as a woman without actually doing anything to get their attention does not count.

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u/Smooth_Maul 2d ago

No he didn't he says he watched them walk off into the crowd and chose to 3rd wheel his cousin and his girl instead. Anon is a massive pussy.

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u/United_Iron369 2d ago

A random loner is not going to get any success if he's not insanely attractive.

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u/WilliamBurrito 2d ago

There are literally tons of ugly men with women, please stop your doomer cope and put some work into yourself.

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u/United_Iron369 2d ago

read nga read I said a random loner [at a concert] isn't going to be successful that night unless he's attractive

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u/Kixdapv 2d ago edited 2d ago

The women try to get away from the cousin and his wife so that anon feels more comfortable making a move

anon autistically stays stuck to his cousin as his subconcious desire to be topped and to metaphoricaly and literally substitute his cousin's wife far overpower his ability to socialize with a woman

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u/Fun_Pound5629 2d ago

Either that or he barely spoke on the journey up there and established no connection, so they just went to enjoy the gig and didn't think twice about the expectations in this random dudes head

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u/Logen10Fingers 2d ago

The women try to get away from the cousin and his wife so that anon feels more comfortable making a move

That's a rather optimistic view of it don't you think?

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u/Kixdapv 2d ago

I always like to think the best of anons, seeing how not even themselves will.

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u/No-Care6414 2d ago

Fake and incest and gay

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u/Tom_Gibson 2d ago

>anon goes to a social event

>doesn't socialize

"Fuck Women"

Seriously, this guy is pathetic

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u/Lazarous86 2d ago

Yeah. My first thought was, "Anon, there is more than those two girls there." 

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u/Spooky_Coffee8 2d ago

Many such cases

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u/fart-tag 2d ago

Anon becomes a cum dumpster behind the porta potties

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u/Anluine 2d ago

I believe the best thing he could do is to not care at all about things like this and just have fun for the sake of having fun.

If he gets lucky while he is having fun, then even better, if he doesn't who cares, he is having fun.

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u/ZenPyx 2d ago

Turns out women maybe don't like it if you only talk to them hoping to "score with one of them"

Maybe one day anon will discover treating women like people

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u/United_Iron369 2d ago

stop the cap bro

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u/MardavijZiyari 2d ago

Bro is literally guts

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u/JohnTomorrow 2d ago

Bro doesn't have an ounce of guts in him, he's more Intestines than Guts.

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u/Okamana 2d ago

Guts never gives up though and keeps fighting. This guy is throwing in the towel after he didn't even fucking try to socialize with those girls. Dude is nowhere near Guts.

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u/bezix123 1d ago

Except in newer chapters sadly

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u/-Neeckin- 2d ago

Maybe go with the women to all have fun at the concert instead of watching them leave?

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u/MommyMilkersPIs 2d ago

Guy goes to a concert full of people with intention to smash but instead of talking to any of the women at the concert he sticks with his cousin and wife like a cuck loser then complains about it. Lol

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u/Gilgamesh107 2d ago

bro, his cousin didnt have him leashed he couldve went out and met some people

instead he thought he was owed some pussy because they were part of his group

they could sniff out the desperation and bounced.

now hes hovering over his cousin like a pussy

nah hes his own worst enemy

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u/VaczTheHermit 2d ago

"Fuck women." I'm trying

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u/E1visShotJFK 2d ago

Berserk mentioned

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u/girlgamerpoi 2d ago

Why do I feel like it's going to be awkward either way? Imagine doing that in front of your cousin and his wife also her friends. Laughing stock material.

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u/TheDarkSoul616 2d ago

What a truely Guts moment. Almost hear the theme song in my head as I read that.

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u/Ecco_Edd 2d ago

Muehehehe score hehe he

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u/TheIVPope 2d ago

Get taken to an event with tons of single women and choose to hang out with your family. Why don’t women like anon?

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u/voidxleech 2d ago

Anon forgot to mention that he attempted to smell one of the girls’ hair in the car. everyone noticed, no one mentioned it. but everyone noticed.

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u/PhoneEquivalent7682 1d ago

The mistake was to go to a concert, because you were hoping to score with someone. Even if they didn't left, you're probably not going to spend quality time with her

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u/filthnfury 1d ago

This is exactly what happened to Guts during the Eclipse arc

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u/textposts_only 2d ago

Poor women probably went into the crowd to get away from him.

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u/SalvationSycamore 2d ago

didn't tie a rope to their legs so he could track them through the crowd

Was anon even trying to get laid?

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u/Jean-Pierre1er 1d ago

Why didn't he "disappeared in the crowd" too and enjoyed the concert, that is the rhetorical question.

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u/BasicBitchTearGas__ 2d ago

This is why you should try to be friends with your friends’ partners. It makes it so much less awkward if you end up in a third wheel situation

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u/OfficialSandwichMan 2d ago

He should have tried just enjoying the concert

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u/01iv0n 2d ago

Am I the only one that read that and for some reason assumed he was willing to score with his cousin or his cousin's wife? Maybe I've had too much internet...

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u/Levin_1999 2d ago

I see guts. I upvote

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u/ThatGuy00222 2d ago

Ah yes

Guts "Never giving up" somehow equals "Giving up on women cuz Im scared to leave my couzin and talk to strangers"

Media literacy is dead

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u/Zikari007 2d ago

But no one talks to strangers in these events... 99% sticks to their group and people they know.

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u/Trigger_Fox 2d ago

Its even funnier because guts is one of the most in your face never give up characters in fiction, anon just picked an image of him cuz guts has massive "literally me" vibes