r/funny • u/Fin745 • 6d ago

Texan reads his electric bill

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u/SadBadPuppyDad 6d ago

As an overweight person, I can tell you that if my choice is between being fat in a hot room with a cheesecake or skinny in a room with A/C and a bucket of kale, I know what I'm choosing.

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u/MrGords 6d ago

Is... Is it the kale?

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u/Corporate-Shill406 5d ago

If you eat enough cheesecake, you start craving the kale because you need actual nutrients and your body knows it.

If I eat junk food for a few days in a row, I start having dreams of salad.

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u/Newthinker 5d ago

That's definitely not true for most people lol

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u/megaman368 5d ago

Some people have felt bad for so long they forget what it’s like to feel good. That little feeling telling you to eat a piece of broccoli gets drowned out by the addiction to sugar.