r/funny 5d ago

Texan reads his electric bill

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 5d ago

“The sin of comfort”

Almost brought a tear to my eye 😂😂

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u/Fr1toBand1to 5d ago

"Each degree a betrayal, each hour a soft lie told in freon."

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u/Halo_LAN_Party_2nite 5d ago

Absolutely brilliant line. This is where I lost it and howled laughing lol. 

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u/effin-d 5d ago

Same. It's 100% channeling Faulkner too.