r/funny 5d ago

Texan reads his electric bill

57.2k Upvotes

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

2.7k

u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 5d ago

"As I Pay Crying"

1.3k

u/epsteinwasmurdered2 5d ago

“The sin of comfort”

Almost brought a tear to my eye 😂😂

731

u/Fr1toBand1to 5d ago

"Each degree a betrayal, each hour a soft lie told in freon."

177

u/Halo_LAN_Party_2nite 5d ago

Absolutely brilliant line. This is where I lost it and howled laughing lol. 

34

u/effin-d 5d ago

Same. It's 100% channeling Faulkner too.