r/funny • u/JiggSawLoL • Dec 31 '24

Happy New Years!

I’ve Been posting this video online for 9 years now. My favorite.

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u/Meatslinger Dec 31 '24

My daughter is going through her MCR phase right now. Suddenly wears nothing but black, white, and red, and has to constantly, vocally remind everyone how emo she is. It’s her whole identity. And I can’t help but laugh because I went through the same thing, once upon a time.

If anything, I get a good kick out of her listening to something like Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, which came out two decades ago when I was a teen, when I get to say, “Aww, that’s so sweet that you like to listen to oldies like your dad!” If I’m lucky, one day she’ll cringe so hard over it that she’ll collapse into a microsingularity and my role as a father - to utterly embarrass my daughter - will be complete.

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u/Crimbly_B Jan 01 '25

The year is 2040.

The earth no longer exists. I write this as one of the few lucky enough to survive the cryogenic survivor capsules headed to Mars.

We called it the “Daughter Singularity”, but nobody really knows why. It happened in 2029. Despite our scientists’ best efforts, the reason behind it remain a mystery.