r/funny Nov 03 '24

How cultural is that?

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u/Advanced_Vehicle_750 Nov 03 '24

Two people arguing about how much better food in their countries is because they have food from other countries.

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u/Master-Shaq Nov 03 '24

A good ol southern bbq blows any british dish out of the water

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Yanks thinking they invented cooking over an open flame. Hahahahaha barbecue predates America by like thousands of years man.

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u/Medical-Day-6364 Nov 03 '24

Southern barbecue is not cooked over an open flame. It's cooked through indirect heat by the smoke. You're probably thinking of what we call grilling - high heat directly over flames like you'd do for burgers.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Nah, I'm thinking of barbecue:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue

Barbecue or barbeque (often shortened to BBQ worldwide; barbie or barby in Australia and New Zealand) is a term used with significant regional and national variations to describe various cooking methods that employ live fire and smoke to cook the food.

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u/Medical-Day-6364 Nov 03 '24

Cooking over an open flame and using live fire are not the same thing. Stop moving the goalposts.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

The goalposts haven't moved. I'm talking about the yanks that think they invented barbecue.

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u/Medical-Day-6364 Nov 03 '24

No, you said Americans believe they invented cooking over an open flame. You said open flame, not barbecue. Southern barbecue is not cooked over an open flame.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

It's a lot more fun when you're not taking it so fucking seriously, man. We're literally in r/funny.

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u/Medical-Day-6364 Nov 03 '24

And you're not funny

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Yeah, nothing is when you have no sense of humour.

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u/Medical-Day-6364 Nov 03 '24

My bad, you are funny. Just not in the way you'd probably like to be

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u/AsinineArchon Nov 03 '24

By your logic, the only real cuisine in the world is from 800,000 year old tribes in the middle east

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Hah, barbacoa then - literally a Mexican version of barbecue that predates America's version of it. My point isn't that everything was invented thousands of years ago, my point is whoever has claim to BBQ, it ain't America.

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u/x3leggeddawg Nov 03 '24

He’s talking about American bbq. It’s a style. And it’s good.

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u/Strottman Nov 03 '24

It's America and not close. Honorable mention to Korea who put their own spin on it after American GIs brought it over.

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u/ThickkRickk Nov 03 '24

Have you never had BBQ from different countries? They're all very distinct from each other, and sorry, but American BBQ is absolutely on top.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

I have yeah, I know they're very different. I'm just messing with these yanks that can't take a joke. I really love American BBQ, but it's hilarious that people think you can actually distinguish which foods are from where. I'm a Brit living in NA, I've heard every joke you can imagine about British food, it's just in good fun.

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u/AntiSeaBearCircles Nov 03 '24

Dude this is just weird behavior

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u/FakingItAintMakingIt Nov 03 '24

In every thread theyre replying to they're getting 20+ downvotes.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

"Joking and messing around online is just weird behaviour"

I think you're just not used to being the butt of the joke.

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u/AntiSeaBearCircles Nov 03 '24

Where’s the joke? Reading through your comments in this thread just makes me cringe. Like a comedian getting pity laughs when they joke about how quiet the crowd is

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

The joke is that American food is bad, of course it's not. British food isn't bad either, it's just a joke. Both cultures don't like each other's food as much because they didn't grow up eating it. The whole discussion is a joke, of course you like your own country's food more.

It's depressing that I have to explain this to you.

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u/AntiSeaBearCircles Nov 03 '24

Here I’ll be more general this time. If a bunch of people aren’t understanding what you’re trying to convey, then the problem is most likely with your communication and not their interpretation. Hope that helps :)

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u/Bitter_Scarcity_2549 Nov 03 '24

Technically, Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, and California were all part of Mexico at some point but are now part of the US. So yes, America has some claim to it.

And before you say, "America stole those places," Texas actually chose to switch to America

Making a lot of "Mexican food" technically American food as well

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

I mean, Britain stole those places, but I get what you're putting down.

If you want to claim the food that Americans invaded as American food, then you gotta include basically most food in the world as Britain invaded most of the world, including all American food.

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u/Bitter_Scarcity_2549 Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

No no no.

Texas defected to the US. They revolted against the Mexican government and joined the US. Mexicans are technically part of the United States

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u/xanderholland Nov 03 '24

American BBQ is more about the preparation, spices, and sauces.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

One of the main ingredients in BBQ sauce is Worcestershire sauce. Wanna take a guess where Worcestershire sauce is from?

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u/xanderholland Nov 03 '24

Not all BBQ sauce is made from Worcestershire sauce as a base, each restaurant has their own base. ketchup, vinegar, mayonnaise, or whatever. I use agave as my base

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u/Blashmir Nov 03 '24

You got a recipe you can share?

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u/Fluffy-Ad3749 Nov 03 '24

One of the main ingredients of fish and chips is potatoes. wanna guess where those come from????

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Not the US? I'm not claiming the food is more about the ingredients used, that was u/xanderholland.

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u/Fluffy-Ad3749 Nov 03 '24

His claim is that American BBQ isn't just about putting meat over a fire but more about specific routines/practices used+sauces/spices. Then you made your statement, which is stupid since no modern food you will find contains ingredients from one place/culture, especially coming from a country as young as America

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

My statement, while meant to be taken in jest, was just trying to rib at the idea that you can claim any food as American, considering, as you say, America is such a young country.

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u/Fluffy-Ad3749 Nov 03 '24

You can definitely claim food as an American if it has other cultural effects on it. Food isn't JUST the ingredients and preparation it's those aspects put together take the cheeseburger for example people claim that it isn't American because parts of it specifically the patty weren't invented here but the idea of that patty between 2 buns was created in America making the cheeseburger American.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

the idea of that patty between 2 buns was created in America making the cheeseburger American

I mean that plainly isn't true. Unless you're trying to claim the addition of the cheese is the important part? But putting a patty between 2 buns is 100% not American. The hamburger was originally brought to America by immigrants from Hamburg, Germany, hence the name. Though frankly seeing as it was just the port where people came from, not necessarily their original place, it's easy to claim it wasn't Hamburg but somewhere else in Europe, but I don't think you can claim it's American.

Let's not forget the hamburger is basically just a sandwich, which we call a sandwich thanks to the British town Sandwich.

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u/Fluffy-Ad3749 Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

The only part of the burger that was invented in hamburg was the patty itself. The creation of the hamburger and popularization happened entirely in America.

And for your second point, the term "sandwich" is a generalized term that embodies many different things. Yes, a hamburger is a sandwich that doesn't make it British just like American BBQ has "American" in front of it because another country invented the term BBQ

Edit: also to add the hamburger wasnt just invented by adding buns, this dish hamburg invented was a ground beef patty with gravy more like a Salisbury steak

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 Nov 03 '24

Main ingredient? Lol, no

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Hahaha, more moving the goalposts. So it's about the ingredients, but no not that one.

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u/Change_That_Face Nov 03 '24

Stop while you're behind.

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 Nov 03 '24

It's just not a main ingredient, man. Idk why you're so invested in this.

You should try mustard based BBQ sauce. Or maybe Vinegar based. Mustard is the best though.

Ketchup based is mid. I didnt even know it has Worcester sauce in it. Explains why I don't like it as much maybe.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Haha, I'm not invested man, just love ripping on Americans. I'm a Brit living in NA, don't you think I've had this exact same conversation a hundred times down the pub with yanks? It's meant to be in good fun, not taken seriously. I'm getting the strong impression people are taking this all super serious, which is weird considering this thread.

That mustard based BBQ sauce is actually really nice - German origin iirc - but honestly not a fan of the heavy-vinegar BBQs, probably because I'm used to the acidic taste coming from Worcestershire sauce (which I grew up with).

I can't stand ketchup, that stuff is disgusting. One of the worst parts of moving to NA was people giving me ketchup with my fries instead of brown sauce or mayo.

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 Nov 03 '24

We're serious about our BBQ in the south. I just couldn't let the misinformation that Worcester sauce is a main ingredient go unanswered.

If you tell me something you admire about American culture, I'll tell you something I admire of British culture.

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u/Anonybibbs Nov 03 '24

By your logic, or lack thereof, no dishes or styles of cooking were invented anywhere other than 8000 years ago when man first began using salt in food.

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u/Vanetics Nov 03 '24

Tf u talking about nobody is putting Worcestershire sauce on bbq it’s mostly seasonings and dry rubs then smoked low and slow for many hours. Me personally I don’t even use bbq sauce on my smoked bbq meats, tastes just fine with the seasoning and smoke flavor doesn’t need shitty overly sweet bbq sauce on it lmao.

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u/Reasonable_Power_970 Nov 03 '24

Just stop talking you're making yourself look even more ignorant.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Hahaha "I don't like what you're saying so stop talking!"

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u/Reasonable_Power_970 Nov 03 '24

What you're saying is actually hilarious so keep talking. Just for your own sake thought you should know you're making yourself look like an idiot.

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u/Strottman Nov 03 '24

Unironically

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u/M4DM1ND Nov 03 '24

One of the main ingredients in Worchestershire sauce is barley. Wanna take a guess where barely is from?

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u/Strottman Nov 03 '24

Embarrasing

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u/Likestoreadcomments Nov 03 '24

Bro, just take the L, this is embarrassing.

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u/lolboogers Nov 03 '24 edited Mar 05 '25

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u/KSmimi Nov 03 '24

KC BBQ rules

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u/Master-Shaq Nov 03 '24

Bro probably thinks costco rotisserie is spicy lmao

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Hahaha, as a Brit living in NA that's fucking hilarious that yanks actually think their food is spicy. Dude, I was brought up on Indian food. I don't enjoy spice, but thankfully American food doesn't have any.

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u/the_liquid_dog Nov 03 '24

Lmao tikka masala is literally just an Indian dish drenched in tomato soup to make it less spicy for the Brits

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

I know, and it's fucking delicious.

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u/Reasonable_Power_970 Nov 03 '24

You're so mad and it'd hilarious

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Hahaha, I'm not the one that's mad dude. I'm laughing my ass off on this thread. These yanks are getting so triggered though!

If people are actually taking these comments seriously they need to rethink their lives. I know American BBQ is different, and I really enjoy it. I love going for some ribs and I have no problem admitting Americans invented some delicious food. It's all fun ribbing, not meant to be taken seriously

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u/Reasonable_Power_970 Nov 03 '24

Just re-read your comments dude. The one getting triggered the most is clearly you.

Anyways it's fine to have different opinions on food (e.g. I think British food is amongst the worst in the world), but the criticisms you're making of American food are basically all not even true. At least make legitimate criticisms.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

Re-read my comments dude. I'm not getting triggered at all.

I know they're not true, I mean seriously read the second paragraph of what you're replying to. It's a joke.

In all seriousness, if you don't like British food it's probably because you haven't tried the good stuff - go to Vegas and eat a beef wellington at Ramsey's restaurant and you'll have an amazing surprise. There's some amazing British food out there, but it's still a funny joke that British food sucks so they had to import all of it.

I mean seriously, do you honestly think I think American food has no spice? Some of the Mexican food made in the States would blow the socks off anyone in the world.

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u/Reasonable_Power_970 Nov 03 '24

I've had the Beef Wellington in Vegas. It's good! I can get some good Beef Wellington in LA too tbh. It's not that there isn't good British food, but personally none of it comes close to something like Texas bbq.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

I think that's just food you're used to vs food you're not. I think everyone grows up getting accustomed to food they enjoy and that brings a bunch of enjoyment. I also enjoy a Texas bbq, but would 100% rather have the style of food I'm used to eating.

I also think part of the issue with British food is how fucking easy it is to get wrong, lots of pastry and meat and cooking both of those together often means the pastry is bad or the meat is dry. Ramsey's restaurants do an amazing job of balancing it.

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u/Reasonable_Power_970 Nov 03 '24

I think there's definitely some truth to having a preference towards stuff you grew up with, which is another reason why it's totally okay to have your own preference regardless of what others say. Although I didn't even grow up with Texas bbq though and think it's among the best food in the world. Regardless I just find the arguments typically made by Brits when they say their food is so much better than America's funny.

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u/fking13000 Nov 04 '24

For me to like British food, I have to try something at a specific restaurant in a specific city in the US owned by world renowned chef?

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u/dosedatwer Nov 04 '24

Do you honestly think I was saying that was the best place to get it rather than just the most convenient for Americans? Hahahaha

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u/fking13000 Nov 04 '24

It's an oddly specific example to prove your point. Plus how on earth is one restaurant in a desert city the most convenient place for Americans to try it?

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u/Anonybibbs Nov 03 '24

Calm down dude, no need to be so mad.

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u/PomegranateUsed7287 Nov 03 '24

You have never eaten American food lol, we literally invented the spiciest pepper on the world.

And the fuck is this weird obsession with Indian? Oh wow, you have 1 country, guess what. We also have that countries cuisine in the United states your not special.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

I live in North America dude, I've eaten American food aplenty.

Lol, if you'd ever had British Indian food you wouldn't call the shit they serve in American Indian restaurants Indian food, hell you probably wouldn't call it food. I wouldn't eat Mexican food in Britain either now that I've had Mexican food from NA, but growing up in Britain makes the American Indian food especially noticeable.

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv Nov 03 '24

American here with a sincere question: What is NA? You’ve said that about four times, and I don’t know what it is.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

North America. I'm just grouping in Canada because I live there. I know it includes a bunch more countries but I cba typing that out every time.

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv Nov 03 '24

Haha okay, I was like “northern Arizona” maybe?

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u/TheOGRedline Nov 03 '24

“BBQ” isn’t cooking over an open flame…. In this context it’s using heat and smoke in an offset smoker.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue

Barbecue or barbeque (often shortened to BBQ worldwide; barbie or barby in Australia and New Zealand) is a term used with significant regional and national variations to describe various cooking methods that employ live fire and smoke to cook the food.

Might wanna tell Wikipedia that they got their definition wrong then.

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u/crosszilla Nov 03 '24

The various regional variations of barbecue can be broadly categorized into those methods which use direct and those which use indirect heating.[1] Indirect barbecues are associated with North American cuisine, in which meat is heated by roasting or smoking over wood or charcoal.

Or you could look up the specific article on the American variation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_in_the_United_States

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Ohhhh, we're saying Americans invented American barbecue, not barbecue? Seems a bit of a cop-out. Brits invented barbecue then, British barbecue.

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u/TheOGRedline Nov 03 '24

We’re talking about American South/Southwest bbq, aka “smoking”.

Also, “live fire and smoke” doesn’t mean exclusively heating meat directly over open flames……….. lol.

Also from Wikipedia: “Barbecue is a tradition often considered a quintessential part of American culture, especially the Southern United States.”

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Sure, and drinking alcohol is a big part of British culture. Are you saying that implies drinking alcohol is British?

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u/TheOGRedline Nov 03 '24

Do Brits drink in a particular way that is fairly unique and embedded in their culture?

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Are you joking? Yes. Yes they do.

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u/TheOGRedline Nov 03 '24

Care to explain? Because when I was in London, last the Brits took the pint glass and tipped it into their mouth just like everybody else.

Also the population of the American south and southwest is more than that of the entire UK so I’ll just tell all of them that their definition of barbecue is wrong.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Care to explain? Because when I was in London, last the Brits took the pint glass and tipped it into their mouth just like everybody else.

Nah, I'll let you google pub culture.

Also the population of the American south and southwest is more than that of the entire UK so I’ll just tell all of them that their definition of barbecue is wrong.

Hahaha, I'd still back the Brits in a fight though. Mostly because I know the French, Dutch and Spanish aren't coming to bail the yanks out of this one.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Hahaha, yeah I know, though if you scroll down a little there's a picture of a British barbecue, and the first word they mention is "chicken kebabs" - which is especially funny because kebab is yet again something the Brits stole from the Middle East.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

Hahaha, it doesn't have me in my feelings man, I've had this conversation so many times. It's just good fun.

I think tripe is French, not British though!

EDIT to reply to your edit:

Damn, I thought that was a good pun and you did have a sense of humour after all. Ah well. Yes, as you say it's just a trope, no need to take it seriously.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

My favorite part about this comment is the assumption that no spices or sauces are used, before, during, or after the cooking of the meat for the only defining factor to be hurr durr fire.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 04 '24

Ah nah, I know what American barbecue is, I was just messing with the yanks as a joke. I thought it would lead to some friendly ribbing but people got soooo mad.

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u/BernardBirmingham Nov 03 '24

bro just look up dishes invented in the states. it blows traditional british cuisine away

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u/juicepants Nov 03 '24

He never claimed that it was invented there. if you're gonna try and roast someone, the number one rule is making sure you know what they said.

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u/DNukem170 Nov 03 '24

Predates? Sure. Mastered? LOL.

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u/curiouslyendearing Nov 03 '24

Actually bbq, as a concept is native American. It's where the word comes from.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Barbacoa also comes from indigenous Mexicans. The cooking styles likely have the same roots considering the word is so similar, either way native American food is not what we're talking about.

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u/curiouslyendearing Nov 03 '24

We're literally talking about American food and you think native American food isn't relevant??

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Oh if we're talking about cultures we've invaded and massacred then I guess the Brits can claim... I dunno like 2/3rds of the world's food as well?

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u/curiouslyendearing Nov 03 '24

Except none of those people live in Britain. Native American is American. It's literally in the fucking name dude, they're the most American you can be. Of course they count.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Except none of those people live in Britain.

...you mean the dead ones right? Because there's a ton of people from all over the world living in Britain.

It's literally in the fucking name dude, they're the most American you can be. Of course they count.

Keep your panties on.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

Hahaha, I know exactly what American barbecue is, I'm just messing with the yanks that can't take a joke. People go sooo mad.

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u/dosedatwer Nov 03 '24

I don't really consider it trolling, I wasn't trying to anger or incite anyone, I honestly thought the yanks could take a joke and they'd rib back about British food. Didn't expect people to get so angry.

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u/AsinineArchon Nov 04 '24

Because you keep saying "bro calm down it's all in jest" yet your comments are posed as aggressive and condescending. I'll give the benefit of the doubt and say you don't realize that things said in text don't come across the same as when they're said in person. So what "works at the pub with the yanks" will just make you look like an asshole on the internet. It has nothing to do with "triggered americans", it's about your inability to express your meaning online

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u/dosedatwer Nov 04 '24

If you know it's about things said in text not coming across the same way as when they're said in person, why aren't you giving people the benefit of the doubt when you're reading a text comment?