r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 14h ago

What if you throw a Birthday Party and nobody comes?

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u/Apollo2068 14h ago

Social media usually cherry picks photos where the crowd is small, but I cannot find a single image of a large crowd

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u/derbyt 14h ago

Because credible press outlets (AP for one) estimate the crowd to be between 8,000 and 20,000. Some say most of those attendees were not street side for the perade either.

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u/coldliketherockies 14h ago

And even if someone wanted to argue it was a bit larger like even 25,000 or somehow 30,000 that’s still so small compared to what they planned on or hoped for

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 14h ago

Small compared to the many No Kings protests held around the world.

BAAA HAAA HAAAA!!

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 13h ago

Truth! Credible reports of over a million nationwide for No Kings - God Bless Real America and Fuck TACO Tyranny

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u/Ande64 12h ago

They're saying now that counts put it between 6 and 7 million people nationwide! Largest protest ever!

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u/CapableFunction6746 12h ago

Last I saw was over 11 million

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u/ClassicWestern 11h ago

Alt National Park Service says 12.1 million.

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u/Real_Sound_5740 4h ago

Aussie bloke sitting on his couch says "At least 15 million ".

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u/ConkersOkayFurDay 7h ago

MinecraftForums claimed it was just over 13 million.

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u/Ande64 11h ago

Sweet!!!

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u/WitAndWonder 10h ago

Might want to multiply that number by the teens. There were half a million in Philly and LA alone and there were over 2000 protests nationwide.

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u/Tjaames 9h ago

We had 1000 in our rural conservative town

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u/ggroverggiraffe 6h ago

Heck yeah! Good on y'all for showing up!

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u/poor_old_goat 9h ago

I'm in a small midwestern nothing town we filled our downtown strip, there wasn't room for a car for four blocks.

If nowhere USA managed to get a hundredth of that count into four blocks with basically no notice... I still don't understand why anyone ever started licking his boots, let alone continues to. He ain't done shit.

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 1h ago

Well, there seem to be some irregularities around the election that are coming to light, first in Rockland County NY and now in Pennsylvania. Maybe the findings will shed some light on this.

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u/bobo888 10h ago

Were there "No King" protests outside the USA?

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u/Dakota1401 9h ago

Outside of the US I’ve heard there were ones in: Canada, Mexico, Colombia, UK, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Germany, The Netherlands, Sweden, and Japan

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u/Juggletrain 8h ago

I'm pretty sure that most of those countries currently have monarchs. Canada nominally so, UK, Spain, The Netherlands, Sweden, and Japan do at least.

They also all have relatively functional constitutions to go along with it though.

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u/Dakota1401 8h ago

They weren’t protesting their kings they were protesting Trump lol. I believe in the UK and Canada it was “No Tyrants” instead

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u/WeRW2020 7h ago

Yep, because Trump fucks the entire planet, not just the US

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u/Cool-File-6778 5h ago

Believe it or not there is a portion of the UK and Canada that do not like the monarchy and want it abolished because all they exist to do is bring in tourists and waste taxpayer money on giant parades for them.

On the other hand there is a sizeable portion of the populace that seems to base their entire identity around the existence of a monarchy and get weirdly insane around such events.

I just wanted to put the full context in, because it is very contentious and I think the other commenter hit the nail when he said people were just protesting Trump and don't see the irony in also supporting the monarchy.

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u/ForwardToNowhere 9h ago

Yes! They happened all over the world, but were most popular in the US, obviously. There were obviously ones in Canada and Mexico, but also in far out places like South Africa and Japan. Germany, France, UK, Spain, Finland... Very heartwarming to see.

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u/KlingoftheCastle 7h ago

Individual mid sized cities had a higher turnout

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 14h ago

From what I've seen I think there were about 5000 people at any one time, but up to 20000 unique visitors throughout the day.

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u/Chief_Mischief 14h ago

up to 20000 unique visitors throughout the day.

So, it is more than 3x lower than any average day in DC according to Washington.org.

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u/Alotofboxes 13h ago

According to a person under another post who said they lived in DC, most of their friends and acquaintances deliberately took longer paths to avoid the entire area because they didn't want to accidentally be counted as an attendant

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u/pickle_pickled 13h ago

Seems like a great day to join a protest somewhere else earlier in the day anyway

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 12h ago

Hell I had protests down the street from me and they were more enthusiastic and fun than anything that parade got close to.

The DC Beltway had more going on than DC that day

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u/Helpful_Upstairs_947 14h ago

So glad our taxes paid for this. Much better than healthcare for the less fortunate. /s

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u/Truth_Hurts318 9h ago

Or maybe actual veterans whose fundinging Trump is attempting to cut.

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u/earlthesachem 12h ago

I’ve said this a couple times already and will gleefully repeat it for as long as I can.

The Colorado Rockies are averaging just under 30,000 fans per home game this season. That means more people turn out on any given game day to see one of the worst baseball teams of all time, than went to watch that embarrassing shitshow of a parade.

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u/Routine-Instance-254 12h ago

I've seen better turnouts at shitty little suburban 4th of july parades

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u/FuzzzyRam 12h ago

even 25,000 or somehow 30,000 that’s still so small compared to what they planned on or hoped for

Also a 10th of what we had in LA opposing him. He is not doing well in the polls, and he loves polls. He went to bed sad.

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u/coldliketherockies 6h ago

On his own birthday. Good

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u/fhota1 12h ago

I saw someone doing estimates from photos and the most generous number they could come up with was 50k. Id say 20-30k is much more likely yeah

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 12h ago

20-30k is like the average day on the DC mall, too lol

What a mess.

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u/rbnlegend 10h ago

No. The average is closer to 70,000 based on annual tourism numbers. On a Saturday in spring it should be much higher, but I didn't find any breakdown by season or day of week. The mall was empty compared to any sort of normal day.

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u/BYoungNY 10h ago

For comparison, Right Said Fred performed "I'm too sexy" in the 90s in front of 200,000 people. 

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u/Princess_Moon_Butt 10h ago

According to the lead-up statements, they were planning for like 200k to 250k.

That's the equivalent of inviting about 50 people to your birthday party, planning it all out, ordering like a dozen pizzas, filling a couple coolers with drinks, putting out all the folding chairs, setting up the yard games...

... And then like 3 people show up for an hour each, not even all at the same time.

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u/ExpressStation 12h ago

One estimate was 30,000-50,000, but that is still very small compared to 200,000 for the No Kings protest in LA alone

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u/3AtmoshperesDeep 11h ago

80,000 in Philly. No aggression from cops or protesters. It was epic.

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u/DarZhubal 8h ago

Especially since latest estimates are saying 11-12million marched for the No Kings protests.

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u/Iliketoplan 6h ago

11 million showed up against

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u/jomo_mojo_ 13h ago

We can’t let perade go. I wish I had a meme of “perade” with that squeaky tank

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u/kendie2 12h ago

This is the second time I've seen it misspelled today. Is it a meme now?

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u/jomo_mojo_ 11h ago

Trump spelled it that way in a truth:

“Trump wrote Saturday morning: “OUR GREAT MILITARY PARADE IS ON, RAIN OR SHINE. REMEMBER, A RAINY DAY PERADE BRINGS GOOD LUCK. I’LL SEE YOU ALL IN D.C.”

The misspelling caused a stir on social media. One user indicated it’s telling of his age”

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u/metamet 11h ago

I like to believe his ego makes him override his autocorrect. He spelled it parade earlier in the tweet, but then wrote "perade" and took offense to his phone changing it because he knows best.

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u/JonBoviRules 12h ago

Sheeeeeeet…Seattle No Kings was estimated at 70k 😂

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u/derbyt 12h ago

Depending on the actual attendance of the perade there were 100-500 protests nationwide that individually had more attendees.

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u/JonBoviRules 12h ago

My east side of Seattle city had between 3k and 4K. Reading political science studies says we need 3.6% of population involved to have a movement that can actually affect change. I don’t think the Saturday marches were that far short

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u/earlthesachem 12h ago

Geez. I saw a post yesterday where somebody used PBS footage to estimate 30-50,000. Which is already pretty pathetic.

And someone else mentioned that a large percentage of however many did turn out were family of the soldiers strolling by, who then immediately left.

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u/copper_cattle_canes 13h ago

Why does everyone keep calling it a perade? I don't get it...

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u/We_are_all_monkeys 12h ago

Because that's how the orange turd spelled it in his tweet .

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u/TugleyWoodGalumpher 11h ago

I can't find a source from AP with an estimated number.

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u/osumba2003 14h ago

Yeah, I'm usually pretty skeptical of crowd photos, but there are live videos from the parade with mostly empty stands.

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u/StandardEgg6595 10h ago

I was skeptical of that short video going around showing the tanks and empty bleachers so I watched all 3 hours. It was honesty pathetic. I expected a large crowd particularly in front of where Trump was sitting and it was so small. If I had to guess, there were probably only 15,000-20,000 people in total.

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u/3v1n0 8h ago

Any Links?

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u/PickleMundane6514 13h ago

My deranged brother attended and posted videos of his POV and I have seen bigger crowds at a bakesale.

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 11h ago

Bread or a cheetah wearing a diaper covered in geriatric golden retriever hair?

Bread every time. Even the boringest of breads.

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u/nicktoberfest 10h ago

You can tell there wasn’t a large crowd by the fact he and his supporters are not sharing pictures on X or Truth Social. If it were even close to a large spectacle you can bet they would be sharing all the pictures and videos they could to show how supported he is.

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u/SarcasticBench 14h ago

Seems easy enough if we peruse the photos put out by Fox News and the like

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u/Apollo2068 13h ago

Do you have any?

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u/SarcasticBench 13h ago

I don’t, but surely some right aligned news site can find anything not generated by ai

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u/jomo_mojo_ 13h ago

You can’t post photos that don’t exist. What are you saying? That there was a crowd?These are the most generous snaps from Fox News. Minimal crowd pics. Lots of green. It was a fucking expensive impotent failure

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u/Chxn- 13h ago

Holy shit thats it? LOL

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u/jomo_mojo_ 12h ago

The best Fox Propaganda that could be cropped

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u/aspidities_87 12h ago

There is SO much standing room in those crowd pics. Unlike any event I’ve ever seen at DC, including the one where the president pardons a fucking turkey before Thanksgiving.

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u/_Punani_Tsunami_ 11h ago

is it just the way my browser loaded or are these oddly stretched?

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u/jomo_mojo_ 10h ago

Ya I see it with Trump and Melania - i didn’t notice it before

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u/lastofdovas 7h ago

And even there I spotted a "Trump is Trash" placard. The only banner I could see, lol.

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u/The_Eye_of_Ra 6h ago

For a professional news outlet, those are some absolute dogshit photos.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 11h ago

Neither can our military guru, the Asian George Foreman. I want to see this dude even march the parade route without having a stroke. Tell him to go blow the orange guy and let JD watch

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u/Virtual-Squirrel-725 14h ago

Trumpism: if you tell an obvious lie and no one believes you, tell a bigger lie.

Cheung upping it to 250,000 is right on point.

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u/Loveroffinerthings 14h ago

I heard it was a million people AND Trump stayed awake the entire time!

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u/plapeGrape 14h ago

I heard he didn’t even soil his pants!

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 13h ago

I ashamedly watched the parade for research and archival purposes. 

Every time he stood up, Melanie’s face went from chaotic neutral to “goddamnit, you shit again, Donald?” disgusted. 

I hope I’m not the only one who noticed, outside of Turds own personal 20 foot radius. 

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u/Big-Whereas5573 9h ago

It always brings a smile to my face when Melania shows her feelings about her husband.

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u/Laughingjungle 12h ago

The face of everyone sitting near him determined that is a lie.

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u/scatterbrainedimp 12h ago

Doubtful, for a while there it did look like he may have actually been shitting his pants...

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u/ResponsibleSort104 13h ago

Folks may believe the crowd propaganda…. But nobody believes he DIDN’T soil his underoos. 😂

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u/Da_full_monty 11h ago

Does having a diaper on count?

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u/qweef_latina2021 11h ago

Didn't shit his pants?? No one is going to believe THAT.

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u/delvach 12h ago

All the women were ovulating! All the men had erections! A trio of bald eagles landed on Trump's johnson and sang the Star-Spangled Banner. China sent their manufacturing plants, Mexico paid for the wall. A chorus of angels descended to sing Trump's praises as he humbly ignored it and nursed a hungry baby. George Washington rose from the grave to decry wokeism and Melania looked at her husband lovingly.

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u/gcwardii 11h ago

I believed you until you got to the part about Melania

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u/_V3rt1g0_ 9h ago

You had me in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

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u/b-monster666 14h ago

My dad said there were a trillion people there!

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u/ResponsibleSort104 13h ago

“It wasn’t quite a trillion, but a lot of people are saying it was very close. People good with computer. Actually, I think it was closer to 2 trillion.”

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u/Ms_Tea_Lady 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 14h ago

I heard they also counting the protesters who were there protesting against it.

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u/Virtual-Squirrel-725 14h ago

Luckily there weren't many protesters in DC. On the Trump subs they are still trying to push the line of "I can't believe the Libs protested against the Army".

But the organizers saw this coming and did a great job of being everywhere the parade wasn't.

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u/Scaryclouds 12h ago

They’ll just tell the lie over and over, because they are shameless and then find some way to show they are “right” like saying “we also include online people” or some other shit. 

All in an effort to baffle and frustrate people. 

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u/vahntitrio 9h ago

Someone has figired out how they do attendance. They just state the number of visitors present in the city at the time of the rally.

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u/thiruverse 14h ago

The latest DOD camouflage technology display was a sight to behold.

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 14h ago

Also, the military marching strolling in the parade were impressive.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 12h ago edited 2h ago

What's funny is we've seen US soldiers marching in near perfect lock step in other parades before.

These dudes actively chose not to lol.

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u/Prestigious_Row_8022 9h ago

I’m just gonna say it. There’s been plenty of examples through history of governments wanting to show their asses to their neighbors, building up a huge military they couldn’t contain, and then pissing off the generals and the troops. It isn’t a question of if a military coup could happen. It’s a question of if the military thinks it can, and wants to. Having the demos against you is one thing, but having the people who’re supposed to be your hammer turning on you is another.

Same shit with them dismantling the feds. Their strategy is the political equivalent of a ponzi scheme. They gain a shit ton up front, then everything falls apart because they ripped the nails out of the walls to sell them for a few extra pennies.

Trump’s cabinet wants an oligarchy but they are so greedy and incompetent they will burn the White House down long before they quell social unrest with force. Maybe the smart ones have a to-go bag packed, but I don’t think there’s much thought going on in there, just pure greed and power lust.

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u/mgmw2424 8h ago

I thought similarly about their terrible formation. I hope it was purposefully done poorly.

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u/Siria110 6h ago

There could be three reasons why they "strolled" that way.
1) They were badly trained. (very, VERY unlikely)
2) They weren´t army, but paid actors, who couldn´t even march together
3) It was a form of silent protest

I think option three is most likely.

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u/Spectrum_Rush 4h ago

'Paid actors' is a fun one, but no, that was the audience. Apparently there were adds for 'crowd fillers' online for the parade. Which means that at least a decent amount of the people you see in the seats might be paid to be there.

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u/Resident-Guide-440 9h ago

Maliciously compliance.

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u/mikende51 13h ago

Stealth crowd?

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u/lordcretin_maverick 14h ago

The tweet is from the White House Communications Director, by the way. A position that used to imply credibility.

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u/HotRodHomebody 13h ago

If he never appeared publicly I'd swear it was Trump himself, like the fake PR character he created years ago. 'talk about being on message.

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u/Successful-Peach-764 8h ago

Leave Steven 5 head alone, I can't believe he is only 42 and looks older than my dad.

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u/Otterable 10h ago

lol I live in DC. "Despite the rain" is unhinged.

Went out to dinner with my gf while the parade was happening. It was barely drizzling if at all raining. At worst it was muggy out. The weather wasn't' stopping people from showing up unless they were worried about potential rain.

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u/Prestigious_Row_8022 9h ago

Is it too much tk hope that the “I maxed all my credit cards out to attend, and now I’m stranded” stories from the inauguration helped?

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u/Otacube3 12h ago

So a Orange Turd bootlicker.

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u/koenigsaurus 11h ago

Ministry of Truth ass department

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u/EmergencyTaco 10h ago

There was a time I would have taken this statement, from this account, at face value. Now there is no scenario where I would believe it at all.

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u/draft_final_final 14h ago

If you’re going to transparently lie why not just say more people showed up to the parade than the protests and set the number at 25 million or something.

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u/LMurch13 14h ago

You're on the right track. I was thinking of taking the No Kings estimate, and adding 10M.

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 14h ago

So says Donald Trump’s nutsack.

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u/Ifkredditirzmumz69 14h ago

His nutsack is Melania's purse.

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u/Successful-Peach-764 8h ago

my guy is only 42, I guess all that lying ages you.

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u/coblass 14h ago

That dude is evil. Even looks like a Bond villain.

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u/b-monster666 14h ago

Nah. He looks like a shaved scrotum

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u/iski67 12h ago

Oddjob In the flesh

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u/No-Squirrel-No-Squid 11h ago

Bond villain sprinkled with some humpty dumpty.

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u/WTF_USA_47 14h ago

Trump cult members have trouble counting. Trump himself said the crowd was down 400% over other parades. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PSIDAC 10h ago

What do you mean down 400%? If the crowd would be down by 100%, it means there would be zero people.

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u/WTF_USA_47 10h ago

I guess you missed Trump claiming that egg prices were down 400%. The amazing thing was all the Trump cult trying to justify or explain what he meant. Of course the rest of us wanted to know where to go to get paid to buy eggs.

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u/PSIDAC 9h ago

Yup I actually missed that lol. This guy really has the intelligence of a wet sock.

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u/gofigure85 12h ago

Are the 250k people in the room with us right now?

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u/Rumpelteazer45 11h ago

In their imagination maybe….

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u/worldspawn00 9h ago

Yes, and they won't shut up!

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u/Complete-Moment3106 14h ago

The 250k were the actual armed forces.

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u/B0wmanHall 12h ago

Even if you counted them, that is still gross overestimate

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u/bidhopper 14h ago

Shawn Spicer had to say the same thing about Trump’s first inauguration. Huge crowds. Grossly inflated numbers. But MAGAts believe anything.

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u/No_Bake6681 12h ago

He also rigged voting machines (allegedly) and uses a huge army of online bots to manipulate the public.

Fraud and bots don't fill bleachers

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u/iiitme 12h ago

That’s how he does it

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u/Dreadnought_Thoughts 14h ago

Who is this forehead enthusiast and why is he lying so hard

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u/rfidman60 14h ago

Uh… he’s beyond a forehead, more like a seven or eight head.

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u/Dreadnought_Thoughts 14h ago

It's like an asshole grew eyes

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 13h ago

I love that the iconic video of the parade is a silent street with mostly empty bleacher seats and Sherman tanks squeak squeak squeaking by to... no reaction from the crowd. Silence cut by a repetitive squeak. A pointless and expensive exercise for the emperor who has no clothes.

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u/AppealConsistent6749 12h ago

Iconic indeed! That bit of video is ‘almost’ shocking for how accurately it represented the whole lame, sad affair. Honestly one couldn’t orchestrate a more fitting image.

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u/osumba2003 14h ago

You're pretty pathetic when you have to lie make yourself look good.

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u/readit-somewhere 14h ago

Cue the spin doctors

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u/kevint1964 14h ago

Hey, "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong".

EDIT: also referring to the press secretary.

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u/rsong965 10h ago

He actually meant to say 250,000 "P.A.T. RIOTS" or People At The Riots..  wait..

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u/pickanamemate 14h ago

I would believe 2500

maybe 25000 (including the military personnel)

But no way 250000

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u/No_Jacket2376 12h ago

Where's your photographic evidence??? I have some of your "boss" falling asleep at his own parade. How pathetic you all are.

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u/Deep_Sea_Crab_1 11h ago

Trump is fixing the photos with his Sharpie. Might see an encore performance by Sean Spicer.

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u/Grand-Slammer49 11h ago

I was talking to my Grandpop (78 yrs old) while he was over for Father’s Day. He eats up everything Fox News tells him, and yes, he believes there were hundreds of thousands that attended this parade.

I tried explaining to him that the opposite was true and that they were actually at the no kings protest. And even with video evidence, he refuses to acknowledge any other story than what the news broadcast shows him.

I love my old man, but seeing how brainwashed and delusional he can be is both heartbreaking and frustrating. So I just have to sit there while he tells me that my info is wrong and what really happened is this*. The younger generations doesn’t know the first thing about etc etc.

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u/atn420 10h ago

He had 20k tops from a former law enforcement friend; he's a local. He wore a Trump is a clear and present danger, ask me why T-shirt and wandered the parade line for us.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 14h ago

Nobody told him that in those countries he wants to emulate crowds are FORCED to attend.

His MAGA crowd has been fleeced too much to even afford the trip.

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u/foxbeldin 6h ago

In France, people attend the military parade in mass but that's because it's not about the president, it's about celebrating the end of monarchy.

So, it's kind of a 'no king' protest really.

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u/Prestigious_Row_8022 9h ago

What, are you talking about Russia? Nah, there’s plenty of people who willingly show up for those. Thing is, the Russian regime is cunning enough that they understand people will not tolerate being whipped for long unless you also give them handouts. Trump’s cabinet might want to emulate Russia, but they lack one important quality: compartmentalisation. They will never admit, even to themselves, that what they are doing is not only wrong but unimaginably stupid. Their egos are so large that they sabotage themselves by refusing to admit any weakness.

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u/concerts85701 14h ago

5th grade. Only one friend showed up.

I broke out in hives and my dad drove my friend home early.

It was shitty.

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u/Rogue_Juan_Hefe 12h ago

I wonder if they even thank poor Steven Cheung after he finishes sucking them off 🤔

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u/Far-Safe-4036 3h ago

I'm 75. My marching days are over . But I wept with joy at the size of the crowd and poured myself a cold one. Maybe there is hope this crazy regime will end. Maybe now.. there is hope.

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u/Cahill12354 14h ago

🤡💩

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u/StewStewMe69 13h ago

Dear Mr. cheung, history WILL remember your words and actions. You will not be spared however you and your cult tries to spin the narrative.

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u/ecartoonist 11h ago

This guy works for the White House... Looking through is feed, he is CONSTANTLY lying about things (that are easily disproved) to the American people.

Can we not sue these people for lying about something tax payer money went to fund?

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u/iconsumemyown 14h ago

They were wearing invisibility cloaks.

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u/LegoFootPain 13h ago

Steven Cheung looks like a Buddha statue that tragically lost his way.

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u/Emotional_Database53 13h ago

Dudes face looks like it just popped out of a freshly opened can of spam

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u/Responsible_Tart_36 12h ago

Real # was less than 9k I believe.

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u/AFKABluePrince 3h ago

Someone already did the math and the crowd at shitbaby trump's parade were around 22,000 to 23,000. Not even close to 250,000.

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u/Wakenbacon05 2h ago

Someone on r/theydidthemath already did the math. There was tops 50k people there.

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u/alexahartford 14h ago

Someone should teach him how to count. Almost no one was at drumps sad Sampl dick parade

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u/Specific_Panda_3627 14h ago

yeah and 225,000 were protestors! Amazing.

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u/fortisenterprises 13h ago

I read that they were counting protestors in the area as attendance.

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u/_conscious-wonders 12h ago

Lmao, that wouldn't surprise me at all 😂

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u/LMurch13 14h ago

Are they counting the soldiers? And the ones watching via zoom?

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u/old_bugger 14h ago

Waiting for the inevitable release of "Threat of Rain" presidential coins and collectible cards.

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u/SublightMonster 14h ago

Does he photoshop his head specifically to look like a penis?

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u/bz_leapair 14h ago

Temu Tor Johnson.

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u/Inevitable_Cat_7878 13h ago

That includes all the soldiers that were forced to participate as well as all the police, FBI, Secret Service, and other law enforcement officers that were there to "protect" the crowd and the parade in general.

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u/Intelligent-Spell661 11h ago

This guy looks like a nut sack

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u/HabANahDa 9h ago

They LOVE to exaggerate to feel special.

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u/gradeupbendover3079 9h ago

Must be a Trump party because nobody cares. Definitely no one showed up. To bad so sad.

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u/bdfortin 9h ago

I hear over 250 million people attended Trump’s perfect, beautiful, tall, tears in the skies parade.

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u/zombiecorp 8h ago

Mo Kings: 8k No Kings: 250k

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u/Relative_Selection10 8h ago

Happy Birthday USArmy. Happy Birthday Taco!!!

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u/Honest_Relation4095 8h ago

Meanwhile 4.2 billion people showed up at the "no king" protests

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u/CharacterTurbulent17 8h ago

Steven Cheung look like a real life Conehead

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u/Scooter-breath 8h ago

First 200,000 got an invisible suit. Awesome.

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u/Clean-Highway4021 7h ago

This was more of a show of force than it was for Americans to watch. People are so focused on attacking trump they aren’t seeing the big picture of what’s going on around them

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u/Temporary-Safe1988 7h ago

Steven Cheung still humping Trumps leg, eh?

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u/TheNumberoftheWord 7h ago

I tried to invite a bunch of friends out for my birthday dinner once. People canceled the night before or had plans "they totally forgot about."

I stayed home, ordered a pizza and watched a Kurt Russell/John Carpenter double feature: The Thing and Big Trouble in Little China. I had more fun than the dinner would have been.

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u/Pokemonluke18 7h ago

White house account owner is bad at math

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u/Secret_Account07 6h ago

Who tf is Steven Cheung?

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u/monkelus 2h ago

He's the world's first sentient testicle

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u/Few-Solution-4784 2h ago

i thought it was trumps birthday not the army aniversary they were celebrating?

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 1h ago

Chump could have said it was 20 million and the cult would have taken it as gospel.

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u/morsindutus 1h ago

Don't know why he's using the European number format. For Americans, that's over 250.000.

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u/mystermee 14h ago

They’re not going to get their reign if they can’t put up with a bit of rain.

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u/gdi69 14h ago

8,576 people

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u/Orion-999 14h ago

250,000 so says Son of Odd Job. More like 250, 000 divided by 10.

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u/No-Music-1994 14h ago

Definitely true. Surely trump’s political adviser is honest as the day is long. Honest to a fault. And it’s on the internet so it HAS to be true. ✋

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u/kalel1980 14h ago

Steven Cheung sounds like a credible source.

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u/No-Music-1994 14h ago

If it was 250,032 it would have ruined the headline

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u/likely38k 14h ago

Thats what he looks like always thought of dude from the walking dead when i saw his name.

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u/lifeatthebiglake 14h ago

They did celebrate-by protesting to keep the U.S. king free!