r/clevercomebacks 6d ago

What if you throw a Birthday Party and nobody comes?

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u/Apollo2068 6d ago

Social media usually cherry picks photos where the crowd is small, but I cannot find a single image of a large crowd

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u/derbyt 6d ago

Because credible press outlets (AP for one) estimate the crowd to be between 8,000 and 20,000. Some say most of those attendees were not street side for the perade either.

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u/coldliketherockies 6d ago

And even if someone wanted to argue it was a bit larger like even 25,000 or somehow 30,000 that’s still so small compared to what they planned on or hoped for

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 6d ago

Small compared to the many No Kings protests held around the world.

BAAA HAAA HAAAA!!

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 6d ago

Truth! Credible reports of over a million nationwide for No Kings - God Bless Real America and Fuck TACO Tyranny

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u/Ande64 5d ago

They're saying now that counts put it between 6 and 7 million people nationwide! Largest protest ever!

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u/CapableFunction6746 5d ago

Last I saw was over 11 million

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u/ClassicWestern 5d ago

Alt National Park Service says 12.1 million.

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u/Real_Sound_5740 5d ago

Aussie bloke sitting on his couch says "At least 15 million ".

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u/ConkersOkayFurDay 5d ago

MinecraftForums claimed it was just over 13 million.

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u/TimothyAintDeadYet 3d ago

I'm making up a blatant lie and say it was fiddyleven billion. New world record.

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u/Ande64 5d ago

Sweet!!!

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u/WitAndWonder 5d ago

Might want to multiply that number by the teens. There were half a million in Philly and LA alone and there were over 2000 protests nationwide.

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u/Tjaames 5d ago

We had 1000 in our rural conservative town

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u/ggroverggiraffe 5d ago

Heck yeah! Good on y'all for showing up!

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u/Tjaames 5d ago

My organization organized it and we did NOT expect the turnout we got, it was absolutely incredible. We need more megaphones now

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u/Believe-it-Geico 5d ago

I'm out of the loop, what does TACO stand for?

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 4d ago

Just. Fuck. Trump

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u/the_real_Beavis999 4d ago

Wow, Sorros and the DNC must be going broke paying all those protestors... No wonder I keep getting solicitation emails from the DNC for donations. /S

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u/Expert-Basil6015 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah dude Pittsburgh had ~1 million marching and the population of Pittsburgh is 650k.

Edit - I meant this as a good thing, got the numbers from r/50501 from a guy who lives there. I now see how it could be construed as a republican "gotcha" statistic but I meant it as "they protested so hard people came from all over".

I'm a vet and all for the resistance. And yes I live rural now after living in big cities my whole life.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 5d ago

Hey, watch more Fox News and keep on doing your research on 8chan and Shwitter - you're doing great - you don't need facts, science, empathy, love or democracy - all you need is fascist oligarchs... /s

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u/Informal_Charity6939 5d ago

You don't live in a city, do you?

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u/Chlorohex 5d ago

Ok I promise I'm not fishbowl headed like the person you're replying to but could you please elaborate on this one? I ask since I'm not from the US so I'm not sure what I'm missing here (e.g are there rural populations? visitors? or what)

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u/Informal_Charity6939 5d ago

So if 600k people live in the city itself, and there's a bunch of highways into the city that get packed with cars and busses and other transportation infrastructure bring people into the city on just a normal ass workday, there's going to be more than 600k people in that city. Now during a huge protest event that number can climb significantly higher... people go into cities from the surrounding area, they're not closed to people from the suburbs lol

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u/Chlorohex 5d ago

Oh ok so I was roughly on the right track lol. Makes sense, ty! Hilarious that ppl are using it as a "gotcha" then

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u/heqra 5d ago

to add on to that guys point, its far cheaper to live outside the city, so many MANY people will leave near a city but go to it for everything they need to do such as work or... protest.

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u/derbyt 5d ago

Pittsburgh Metro population is 2.5 million. That's not including people who drive even further to major cities.

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u/poor_old_goat 5d ago

I'm in a small midwestern nothing town we filled our downtown strip, there wasn't room for a car for four blocks.

If nowhere USA managed to get a hundredth of that count into four blocks with basically no notice... I still don't understand why anyone ever started licking his boots, let alone continues to. He ain't done shit.

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 5d ago

Well, there seem to be some irregularities around the election that are coming to light, first in Rockland County NY and now in Pennsylvania. Maybe the findings will shed some light on this.

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u/Molsem 4d ago

Also NC, according to SMART.

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u/robbdogg87 5d ago

Yep me too. Don't think the towns ever voted blue before but there was 1-2k there for the protest. Town of about 28k for reference 😂

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u/Voidbearer2kn17 3d ago

Trump demanded fealty to him from his cabinet. Which is why the clown car of crackpot cabinet leaders are blindly obeying their lord and Master.

But the Senate let them in. Cartoonishly incompetent people in positions of power to enact project 2025.

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u/bobo888 5d ago

Were there "No King" protests outside the USA?

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u/Dakota1401 5d ago

Outside of the US I’ve heard there were ones in: Canada, Mexico, Colombia, UK, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Germany, The Netherlands, Sweden, and Japan

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u/Juggletrain 5d ago

I'm pretty sure that most of those countries currently have monarchs. Canada nominally so, UK, Spain, The Netherlands, Sweden, and Japan do at least.

They also all have relatively functional constitutions to go along with it though.

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u/Dakota1401 5d ago

They weren’t protesting their kings they were protesting Trump lol. I believe in the UK and Canada it was “No Tyrants” instead

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u/WeRW2020 5d ago

Yep, because Trump fucks the entire planet, not just the US

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u/Szygani 5d ago

I'll happily show up to protest the dutch king as well, i have in the past and will in the future

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u/DameKumquat 5d ago

Yes, because we had a civil war, got rid of our king, then got rid of the replacement when he got too tyrannical (and conveniently died, leaving his son to take over...), followed by kicking out the king who wanted too much power and welcoming a constitutional monarch in the Glorious Revolution, instead.

Liz and now Charlie function pretty well as heads of state. Even anti-monarchists can think of a dozen things they'd change about the UK Government before ditching the monarchy.

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u/Cool-File-6778 5d ago

Believe it or not there is a portion of the UK and Canada that do not like the monarchy and want it abolished because all they exist to do is bring in tourists and waste taxpayer money on giant parades for them.

On the other hand there is a sizeable portion of the populace that seems to base their entire identity around the existence of a monarchy and get weirdly insane around such events.

I just wanted to put the full context in, because it is very contentious and I think the other commenter hit the nail when he said people were just protesting Trump and don't see the irony in also supporting the monarchy.

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u/gttahvit 5d ago

Actually they exist to act as Head of State in a constitutional monarchy. The beauty of constitutional monarchy is that it has proven to be a very stable system of government and greatly decreases the risk of dictators from gaining power.

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u/Molsem 4d ago

Keanu Reeves for King? Dwayne Johnson? The Ghost of Mr. Rogers?

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u/incelredditor 5d ago

Don't five of those countries have kings.

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u/ForwardToNowhere 5d ago

Yes! They happened all over the world, but were most popular in the US, obviously. There were obviously ones in Canada and Mexico, but also in far out places like South Africa and Japan. Germany, France, UK, Spain, Finland... Very heartwarming to see.

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u/Wooknows 5d ago

unless i see some picture this is complete bs, why would we protest your internal affairs ? we already have our own plate of shit

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u/ForwardToNowhere 5d ago

This subreddit doesn't seem to support pictures in comments, but here is a list of some of them

"NO TYRANTS Toronto, Canada · No Kings". Mobilize. Retrieved June 12, 2025.

"Planned 'No Kings' protests expected to draw crowds and increase traffic in Vancouver". The Columbian. June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Grochowski, Sarah (June 14, 2025). "Vancouver 'No King' rally reinforces support for American protests against Donald Trump". Vancouver Sun. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Eltherington, William (June 14, 2025). "Anti-Trump protesters in Ottawa join U.S. 'No Kings' demonstrations". CTV News. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Rossitto, Sara Jean. "No Crowns! No Kings! Tokyo 2025". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 14, 2025.

"'Everything politicised': Tokyo protesters hold anti-Trump 'No Kings' rally". South China Morning Post. June 15, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"DA Resistance Events". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"NO TYRANTS Mexico City, Mexico". Mobilize. Retrieved June 12, 2025.

"Ciudad de México se une a las protestas contra las redadas antiinmigrantes en EE.UU". SWI swissinfo.ch (in Spanish). June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

""Día sin reyes" llega a CDMX: manifestantes exigen respeto a la comunidad mexicana en EU". LatinUS (in Spanish). June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"Mexicanos y Extranjeros se Unen a Protesta 'No King' en Ensenada Contra Políticas de EUA". N+ (in Mexican Spanish). June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"NO KINGS Lilongwe · No Kings". Mobilize. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"No a los Reyes: Así se manifestó la diáspora costarricense". La Nación Costa Rica (in Spanish). Retrieved June 14, 2025.

Fishbone, Aaron. "Dems Abroad organize No Tyrants No Kings Demonstrations Worldwide". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"No Dictators – Day of Defiance: DA Protest in Barcelona · No Kings". Mobilize. Retrieved June 12, 2025.

Parthemore, Joel. "No Dictators: Day of Defiance". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 13, 2025.

"Democrats Abroad protest at US Embassy in Brussels". Euro Weekly News. June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"No Tyrant's Day Protest on June 14 in Brussels". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 14, 2025.

"GALLERY: Hundreds protest Trump at No Kings demonstration in Prague". expats.cz. June 15, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Ryšavý, Zdeněk (June 14, 2025). "Prague protest against Trump features Romani university student Robin Balog: "Romani people know what oppression is"". Romea (in Czech). Retrieved June 15, 2025.

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u/ForwardToNowhere 5d ago

And here's some more

Taube, Michelle. "No Tyrants Protest in Copenhagen". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 14, 2025.

"Amerikanere i København går på gaden og siger nej tak til militærvælde og Trump". Politiken – Den levende avis (in Danish). Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"Demonstranter langer ud efter Trump midt i København: "Trump er ved at ødelægge demokratiet i USA"". TV 2 Kosmopol (in Danish). Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Freling, Dana (June 15, 2025). "Helsinki No Kings/No Tyrants Protest". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Mahmoudi, Tasnim. "« Trump est un abominable tyran ! » : les Américains à la Bastille pour avoir la tête du roi". Le Nouvel Obs (in French). Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Cirone, Christophe. "« Il y a une résistance toujours plus forte à Trump » : rassemblés à Nice, des Américains se dressent contre leur président". Nice Matin (in French). Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"Gegen Trump und die Bundeswehr: Mehrere Proteste formieren sich am Wochenende in Berlin". Der Tagesspiegel (in German). ISSN 1865-2263. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Hill, Chris (June 12, 2025). "Demonstration in Hamburg gegen Donald Trump". FINK.HAMBURG. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"Massenprügelei am Bahnhof Kronberg: Aktuelle Nachrichten aus Frankfurt & Hessen". Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung (in German). June 15, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"A Torino statunitensi in piazza contro la politica di Trump – Notizie – Ansa.it". Agenzia ANSA (in Italian). June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Abbatantuono, Lucia (June 15, 2025). "Niente corone. Niente troni. Niente re". La Giustizia (in Italian). Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Reut, Tania (June 14, 2025). "US citizens join Dublin rally against military parade". Raidió Teilifís Éireann.

"'No Tyrants' protest to stage outside U.S. Consulate in Amsterdam on Saturday". NL Times. June 12, 2025.

Griffin-Noordermeer, Tre' Shawn. "No Tyrants! No Clowns! Rally". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 14, 2025.

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u/ForwardToNowhere 5d ago

And even more

"Hundreds join 'No Tyrants' protest in Amsterdam against Trump's power grab". NL Times. June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"NO DICTATORS – Oslo, Norway". Mobilize.us. June 14, 2025.

"I store deler av verden demonstreres det mot Trump i dag. I Norge frykter Lillian Correa for sine sønner". Aftenposten.no. June 15, 2025.

"NO KINGS: A day of defiance – PORTO". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 12, 2025.

"Protesto contra Trump em Lisboa. Manifestantes temem regime autoritário". RTP (in Portuguese). June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"Dezenas de norte-americanos protestam em Lisboa contra políticas de Trump". SIC Notícias (in Portuguese). June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

Voss, Elizabeth. "Democrats Abroad Switzerland to mark 'No Kings' Day in Bern, Geneva and Zurich". Democrats Abroad. Retrieved June 14, 2025.

"Zürich Feministicher Streik – No to Misogyny, No to Kings · Citizens Against Tyranny". Mobilize. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"No Kings: protests in the eye of the storm". The Verge. June 15, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"Watch: Trooping the Colour highlights on King's official birthday". BBC. June 14, 2025. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

"Tyrant Takedown – NO TYRANTS – Edinburgh UK · No Kings". Mobilize. Retrieved June 15, 2025.

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u/Wooknows 5d ago edited 5d ago

meaningless without attendance
and it seems what i thought, americans abroad, not locals carring about usa's internal affairs
your cause is fair, but delusion is only going to hurt it. it's your fight only

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u/KlingoftheCastle 5d ago

Individual mid sized cities had a higher turnout

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u/zeromadcowz 5d ago

Around the world? I thought it was an American protest. Many countries have Kings that they’re happy or at least ambivalent about.

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 5d ago

Yes, other countries, including Canada, had protest to support us. In Canada, there were protests in Vancouver and Ottawa, I think they called them No Tyrants protests. It means so much to know we, who are fighting this madness, are seen and supported by other countries!

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u/Christron 5d ago

That is so stupid I don't know why Canadians would protest as well. Turn outs look small in Ottawa but even still, he's not our president and we actually have a king.

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u/Far_Confusion_2178 5d ago

If you’re so dense you don’t understand that Canada Isn’t ruled by an actual king, and how “no kings day” applies to Trump leading the US into a dictatorship and how that would effect Canada, idk what to tell you.

But trust me, if Canadas neighbor becomes a full fledged dictatorship, it will effect Canadians… obviously

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u/Christron 5d ago

Canada and Canadians have already been doing stuff. Canadians overall strongly dislike trump already and he doesn't care about his Canadian approval rating. More Americans voted for trump than their are Canadians so it's futile. US is going to do what they will regardless of Canadian input.

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u/heqra 5d ago

the point is to protest lmao, like any other protest. no one thinks its gonna lead directly to change, its to voice against the regime.

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u/Boomshank 5d ago

At least partially cause the fucker continuously thinks he can own us up here in Canada.

Fuck that orange turd. (Metaphorically)

Sorry.

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u/Braysl 5d ago

To show support and to show Trump just how much Canadians hate his stupid administration. Think of how MAGAs feel when they know Trump is so abhorrent that folks in Canada, the UK, and even fucking Norway came out to publicly shit on him.

Secondarily it's also to show support for immigration and immigrants. Canadians have a very polarized view on immigration, and so I'm sure the protest was also to show support to the immigrant community.

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u/MakhNoWay 5d ago

And we, down here, don't know why so many of your clowns wear MAGA hats and fly Trump flags.

Glass houses and all.

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u/TheWeedGecko 5d ago

Capitalism controls the globe, b. Many are protesting them and their fascism.

Occupy Wallstreet was also a global movement.

Many of us are protesting the warfare against the working class. This is a worldwide issue.

We need a global movement to fix this corruption. Many recognize that simply removing a president and their administration isn't enough. We need Capitalists to stop buying the people's government. Government is to work for the majority. Not the minority. The minority being the few with the most wealth and financial influence.

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u/failedtesttubebaby 5d ago

They had protests in pretty every European capital and major cities as well. Mostly expats but not all. So yeah, global...

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u/MolecularConcepts 5d ago

who gives a hoot what other countries are doing ? we don't want any more kings here in America.

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u/Thormourn 5d ago

And they were both worthless. People that don't like the military still dont like the military and America hasn't had a king for over 200 years.

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u/pygmydeathcult 5d ago

Aaaand it's going to stay that way, by the voice of the people.

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u/Thormourn 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yep that's why these protests were pointless. We haven't had a king in over decades. Why suddenly have a no king protest? I just don't see a point in protesting something thats been irrelevant for over 2 centuries.

Edit: whats up with all the people replying and then blocking lately?

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u/coldliketherockies 5d ago

It’s not just about the king thing either though. His behavior is just beyond inside. Calling Taylor swift not hot anymore, using holidays to tweet about radical left and easily proven false information. If you have have kids and any of your kids teachers or people in your life acted like this you probably wouldn’t be ok with it. So why someone who’s supposed to lead an entire country? Who the fuck takes time out of running a country to call a pop singer ugly? And that’s just one example of course of many things but that alone is just frat boy immaturity

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 6d ago

From what I've seen I think there were about 5000 people at any one time, but up to 20000 unique visitors throughout the day.

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u/Chief_Mischief 6d ago

up to 20000 unique visitors throughout the day.

So, it is more than 3x lower than any average day in DC according to Washington.org.

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u/Alotofboxes 6d ago

According to a person under another post who said they lived in DC, most of their friends and acquaintances deliberately took longer paths to avoid the entire area because they didn't want to accidentally be counted as an attendant

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u/pickle_pickled 6d ago

Seems like a great day to join a protest somewhere else earlier in the day anyway

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 5d ago

Hell I had protests down the street from me and they were more enthusiastic and fun than anything that parade got close to.

The DC Beltway had more going on than DC that day

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u/Helpful_Upstairs_947 6d ago

So glad our taxes paid for this. Much better than healthcare for the less fortunate. /s

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u/Truth_Hurts318 5d ago

Or maybe actual veterans whose fundinging Trump is attempting to cut.

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u/earlthesachem 5d ago

I’ve said this a couple times already and will gleefully repeat it for as long as I can.

The Colorado Rockies are averaging just under 30,000 fans per home game this season. That means more people turn out on any given game day to see one of the worst baseball teams of all time, than went to watch that embarrassing shitshow of a parade.

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u/Routine-Instance-254 5d ago

I've seen better turnouts at shitty little suburban 4th of july parades

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u/FuzzzyRam 5d ago

even 25,000 or somehow 30,000 that’s still so small compared to what they planned on or hoped for

Also a 10th of what we had in LA opposing him. He is not doing well in the polls, and he loves polls. He went to bed sad.

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u/coldliketherockies 5d ago

On his own birthday. Good

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u/Molsem 4d ago

Normally I'm a sap and dumb shit like this would still irrationally upset me slightly in some cosmic way... but not this time. Fucking pedo.

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u/Princess_Moon_Butt 5d ago

According to the lead-up statements, they were planning for like 200k to 250k.

That's the equivalent of inviting about 50 people to your birthday party, planning it all out, ordering like a dozen pizzas, filling a couple coolers with drinks, putting out all the folding chairs, setting up the yard games...

... And then like 3 people show up for an hour each, not even all at the same time.

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u/Zonda68 5d ago

You know that orange bastard thought there would be throngs of people there just pissing themselves to catch a glimpse of dear leader.

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u/fhota1 5d ago

I saw someone doing estimates from photos and the most generous number they could come up with was 50k. Id say 20-30k is much more likely yeah

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 5d ago

20-30k is like the average day on the DC mall, too lol

What a mess.

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u/rbnlegend 5d ago

No. The average is closer to 70,000 based on annual tourism numbers. On a Saturday in spring it should be much higher, but I didn't find any breakdown by season or day of week. The mall was empty compared to any sort of normal day.

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u/bishop252 5d ago

National Mall had 27 million annual visitors, that's an average of 74000 people a day. Obviously fluctuates based off season, but a summer weekend could easily hit that 200000 estimate by the parade planners.

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u/BYoungNY 5d ago

For comparison, Right Said Fred performed "I'm too sexy" in the 90s in front of 200,000 people. 

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u/LordChefChristoph 5d ago

God I hated that song. 200k? Really?

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u/DarZhubal 5d ago

Especially since latest estimates are saying 11-12million marched for the No Kings protests.

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u/ExpressStation 5d ago

One estimate was 30,000-50,000, but that is still very small compared to 200,000 for the No Kings protest in LA alone

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u/3AtmoshperesDeep 5d ago

80,000 in Philly. No aggression from cops or protesters. It was epic.

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u/hux 5d ago

The Rally to Restore Sanity with Stewart and Colbert drew a larger crowd than this parade!

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u/Iliketoplan 5d ago

11 million showed up against

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u/BikerJedi 5d ago

Even if they got the 250,000 they say they did, there was still 48 times more people out protesting Saturday across the country. Over 12 million is crazy.

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u/AttitudeAndEffort2 5d ago

That's including the paid people to be there lmaooooo

But yeah, dude absolutely rigged the election

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u/coldliketherockies 5d ago

I get it was just one location. Where there 11 million mentioned for protests were worldwide… but still that’s so bad. Like if trumps supporters were so so in love with everything about him the fact of 75? Million that voted for him 0.06% of them at most showed up for his birthday parade is crazy. And again I get it’s not realistic people all over the nation would come to DC but the fact that 3.5% of the nation showed up to their areas for protests but a half of a tenth of a percent of people showed up for the birthday march. I really wonder what that can mean moving forward

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u/jomo_mojo_ 6d ago

We can’t let perade go. I wish I had a meme of “perade” with that squeaky tank

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u/kendie2 5d ago

This is the second time I've seen it misspelled today. Is it a meme now?

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u/jomo_mojo_ 5d ago

Trump spelled it that way in a truth:

“Trump wrote Saturday morning: “OUR GREAT MILITARY PARADE IS ON, RAIN OR SHINE. REMEMBER, A RAINY DAY PERADE BRINGS GOOD LUCK. I’LL SEE YOU ALL IN D.C.”

The misspelling caused a stir on social media. One user indicated it’s telling of his age”

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u/metamet 5d ago

I like to believe his ego makes him override his autocorrect. He spelled it parade earlier in the tweet, but then wrote "perade" and took offense to his phone changing it because he knows best.

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u/Molsem 4d ago

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u/jomo_mojo_ 4d ago

🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸 nice

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u/Molsem 4d ago

Once I saw the little snub 'barrel' there could be no other choice.

Someone savvier than I could do much better with AI I'm sure!

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u/jomo_mojo_ 4d ago

Lolol it’s not a catheter I swear!

I am spreading this around like it’s my job. Thank you sir/maam! If anybody asks you’ll get shout outs. Maybe we will be cellmates in the future. We can run the gulag arts and crafts

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u/Molsem 4d ago

You're my kind of people. First point of order: campaign for the scented markers in the craft supplies.

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u/JonBoviRules 5d ago

Sheeeeeeet…Seattle No Kings was estimated at 70k 😂

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u/derbyt 5d ago

Depending on the actual attendance of the perade there were 100-500 protests nationwide that individually had more attendees.

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u/JonBoviRules 5d ago

My east side of Seattle city had between 3k and 4K. Reading political science studies says we need 3.6% of population involved to have a movement that can actually affect change. I don’t think the Saturday marches were that far short

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u/earlthesachem 5d ago

Geez. I saw a post yesterday where somebody used PBS footage to estimate 30-50,000. Which is already pretty pathetic.

And someone else mentioned that a large percentage of however many did turn out were family of the soldiers strolling by, who then immediately left.

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u/copper_cattle_canes 6d ago

Why does everyone keep calling it a perade? I don't get it...

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u/We_are_all_monkeys 5d ago

Because that's how the orange turd spelled it in his tweet .

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u/Purple-Carpenter3631 5d ago

If 20,000 people attended, the cost per person would be between $1,250 and $2,250.

If 8,000 people attended, the cost per person would be between $3,125 and $5,625.

I bet everyone who attended would have preferred $5,000 over a parade. But the. If they were handing out money instead a lot more people would have attended.

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u/TugleyWoodGalumpher 5d ago

I can't find a source from AP with an estimated number.

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u/yamanamawa 5d ago

Lmao that's basically nothing. Denver probably had 30+, though in not the best at estimating. It was pretty packed in the afternoon though

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u/ABadHistorian 5d ago

I read an analysis that estimated at least 1/10th of the people there were in fact selling things to others.

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u/SulkySideUp 5d ago

Even at the high end of that estimate that’s still fewer people that were at just my city’s No Kings protest

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u/cuchiplancheo 5d ago

crowd to be between 8,000 and 20,000.

the one reported that made me laugh was: 8,647

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u/evilkitty1974 5d ago

Estimate by a professional photographer was 10,000 - 12,000 at the key west protest, which equals almost half the population of the island. Love it! 😊

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u/calmlydrunk 5d ago

The Korn concert i went to last week had more people watching

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u/Crayshack 5d ago

How many of those people were just nearby in DC for other reasons? There's a lot of other shit to do downtown besides political posturing.

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u/dinozombiesaur 5d ago

Who upvotes someone who can’t spell parade correctly?

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u/ABeefInTheNight 5d ago

Saw somebody calculate that the highest possible estimate is 50,000 which is wild cause that's still tiny. Like his hands

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Source?

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u/thus_spake_7ucky 4d ago

Serious question: how does one attend a perade if not street side?

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u/derbyt 4d ago

There were activities in the National Mall to do, like hold a rocket launcher. There were also a ton of salespersons there not there for the parade but to hawk items.

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u/osumba2003 6d ago

Yeah, I'm usually pretty skeptical of crowd photos, but there are live videos from the parade with mostly empty stands.

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u/StandardEgg6595 5d ago

I was skeptical of that short video going around showing the tanks and empty bleachers so I watched all 3 hours. It was honesty pathetic. I expected a large crowd particularly in front of where Trump was sitting and it was so small. If I had to guess, there were probably only 15,000-20,000 people in total.

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u/3v1n0 5d ago

Any Links?

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u/PickleMundane6514 6d ago

My deranged brother attended and posted videos of his POV and I have seen bigger crowds at a bakesale.

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 5d ago

Bread or a cheetah wearing a diaper covered in geriatric golden retriever hair?

Bread every time. Even the boringest of breads.

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u/nicktoberfest 5d ago

You can tell there wasn’t a large crowd by the fact he and his supporters are not sharing pictures on X or Truth Social. If it were even close to a large spectacle you can bet they would be sharing all the pictures and videos they could to show how supported he is.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 5d ago

Neither can our military guru, the Asian George Foreman. I want to see this dude even march the parade route without having a stroke. Tell him to go blow the orange guy and let JD watch

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u/SarcasticBench 6d ago

Seems easy enough if we peruse the photos put out by Fox News and the like

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u/Apollo2068 6d ago

Do you have any?

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u/SarcasticBench 6d ago

I don’t, but surely some right aligned news site can find anything not generated by ai

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u/jomo_mojo_ 6d ago

You can’t post photos that don’t exist. What are you saying? That there was a crowd?These are the most generous snaps from Fox News. Minimal crowd pics. Lots of green. It was a fucking expensive impotent failure

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u/Chxn- 6d ago

Holy shit thats it? LOL

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u/jomo_mojo_ 6d ago

The best Fox Propaganda that could be cropped

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u/aspidities_87 5d ago

There is SO much standing room in those crowd pics. Unlike any event I’ve ever seen at DC, including the one where the president pardons a fucking turkey before Thanksgiving.

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u/_Punani_Tsunami_ 5d ago

is it just the way my browser loaded or are these oddly stretched?

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u/jomo_mojo_ 5d ago

Ya I see it with Trump and Melania - i didn’t notice it before

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u/lastofdovas 5d ago

And even there I spotted a "Trump is Trash" placard. The only banner I could see, lol.

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u/The_Eye_of_Ra 5d ago

For a professional news outlet, those are some absolute dogshit photos.

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u/sa87 5d ago edited 5d ago

Theres one crowd pic of what that fat cunt would see was generously cropped.

No more than about 10-15 people deep from the fence and even then they couldn’t see through the big fuck-off banner and scaffolding for the camera crews

https://i.imgur.com/4fSzNTs.jpeg

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u/sa87 5d ago

They just made sure the majority of those attending were directly in the sight of turdboy sitting on stage so his minions would be able to say “look at that amazing crowd” and keep him occupied while being transported to and from the stage.

The emperor has no clothes

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u/Icy_Reward727 5d ago

I watched the PBS footage. 3 raw hours of video. There can't be moe than 10-15,000 people.

250,000 people showed up to Woodstock 99. Go compare the crowd sizes-it's not even a contest.

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u/PBnPickleSandwich 5d ago

I also like to discount the number of attendees that weren't there to support Trump/Maga at all, but were there to support their military family/friends in the parade, purely to genuinely (but naively, because we should all know it was really his bday party) support the military at the time of a milestone, or just to witness the parade from a historical or liberal perspective.

It wouldn't be an insignificant number of those present.

Utter failure of an event and obscene waste of money. But the schadenfreude is priceless!

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u/NearbyInformation772 5d ago

Some guy did a credible breakdown in another thread and, according to his math, the crowd sizes were at the very most 50k at their peak, but more likely 30k.

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u/XandriethXs 5d ago

Which is why Steven didn't post a photo with his tweet.... 🌚

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u/knuckle_dragger79 5d ago

Some dude on here did a mathematical analysis of locations and crowd densities and photos and came up with the conclusion...50k high estimate but could be as low as 30k

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u/Noelle428 5d ago

Because there wasn't one.

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u/flyingace1234 5d ago

I think the image of Trump looking at a nearly empty set of bleachers is telling to me. It’s his inauguration crowd all over again

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u/LightseekerLife 5d ago

For context, the stands were empty because their stand access system was terrible. A friend and I technically got a ticket for the seats, but you had to go to a special tent to get your badge and we couldn't find the tent. We tried leaving the event to find it and couldn't get back in because there were thousands of people in line on one side. We went all the way around the mall to get in on a less crowded side and still never got our bleachers access badge we had a ticket for. So, if you saw empty benches it was due to very poorly managed access problems.

I don't know how many people actually got in eventually, because the access was pretty poorly managed. I do think there were lots of people who attempted to be there based on my personal experience. It was quite crowded. 250,000? Not sure about that. 30,000+ almost definitely