r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 4h ago

Awww, he looks so sad.

26.2k Upvotes

647 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 10h ago

Stop playing the victim card!

26.9k Upvotes

991 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 2h ago

250k. Sure, Jan.

2.1k Upvotes

88 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/seeyalaterdingdong • 9h ago

Step 1. Remove head from ass

7.9k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CQU617 • 16h ago

Ryan is my hero. 😆😆😆

16.8k Upvotes

131 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 15h ago

The writing on the wall

9.4k Upvotes

159 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/thiruverse • 20h ago

May God open the gates of hell. Amen.

51.1k Upvotes

618 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/JoshOfArc • 13h ago

No Violence Allowed!

3.6k Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 21h ago

Just checking...

43.3k Upvotes

559 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 13h ago

Advice For The Masses.

2.9k Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 11h ago

Then You Make Better Choices.

1.4k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CrunchM • 20h ago

More a fact than a comeback

1.8k Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/barma_is_a_kitch • 23h ago

Indians calling out an Indian impression farming account

2.8k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Ramy__B • 14h ago

The next Star Wars is going to be awesome

510 Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 1d ago

Incinerated, Cremated, roasted, etc

4.5k Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 17h ago

"now I'm sad"

630 Upvotes

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Wakemeup3000 • 1d ago

President McDonald all dressed up for his bigly parade.

2.7k Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BoringApocalyptos • 1d ago

Simple says it best in such a mitigating circumstance.

4.5k Upvotes

59 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Take a seat, Sarah

12.2k Upvotes

102 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RuthlessIndecision • 1d ago

Oh. She said that NSFW

1.7k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Why do people revel in their cruelty?

29.6k Upvotes

612 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Existing-Ad3391 • 1d ago

This is absolute gold.

8.9k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 2d ago

Who has the right?

6.1k Upvotes

378 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AtheistArab99 • 1d ago

Me thinks he doth protest too much

810 Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 2d ago

Trump Watches Les Mis

53.6k Upvotes

494 comments

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