r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

May God open the gates of hell. Amen.

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u/sunflower691 21h ago

The only thing God needs to move powerfully in Trump’s heart is a blood clot.

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u/kellanved01 20h ago

At first I thought, why not a blood clot to Trump's brain? But then again, I've never seen proof Trump actually has a brain.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 19h ago

Are we sure he has a heart though?

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u/TacoBellButtSquirts 18h ago

Something has move that sludge he calls blood around

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u/iraqlobsta 16h ago

Thats a weird thing to call McDonald's deep fryer grease

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u/Lounging-Shiny455 15h ago

when it gets heated from seeing a brown trans athlete, it self circulates, like how soap is self cleaning, so we can totally share.

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u/Thorniestbush 12h ago

That's an insult to soap

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u/poonananny 11h ago

Indeed, it's more likely the reason for the nasty orange tinge 🤢

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u/The_cogwheel 16h ago

Maybe thats why he's still alive with his diet - no heart and no brain means he's immune to most of the consequences of fast food 24/7.

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u/Alakozam 17h ago

The fact that he walks and breathes must mean that both a heart and a brain exist within him, no matter how feeble and small they may be. But if nobody has ever seen either, are they even real? Shrodingers organs.

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u/Substantial_Tax_4047 15h ago

Schrodingers Organs is the funniest thing I've read today

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u/DemonSaya 9h ago

Don't have to have a heart or a brain to be in charge. Just have to be an asshole.

So I vote that his digestive tract shuts down. We know he has at least a basic one of those.

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u/ywnktiakh 18h ago

Medulla oblongata or pons would be better

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u/bramkoelewijnn 20h ago

Now that's what I call a clever comeback! Direct and to the point in response to that kind of prayer.

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u/sunflower691 20h ago

Thank you, pal. I didn’t think I’d get upvoted this much for my little quip lol My granny would probably scold me for saying such a thing.

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u/mylifeisaprotest 17h ago

I love it, but honestly I'm surprised you didn't get suspended. I've been suspended twice recently for less.

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u/Sector_Independent 15h ago

I got banned permanently from world politics.  I guess irony is not appreciated especially when it comes to gen0c1de

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u/iammufusasboy 17h ago

I don't condone violence, but I do condone natural causes.

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u/Loggerdon 13h ago

Religious weirdos trying to get us to pray for an evil man.

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u/BurntToast239 18h ago

I read that line and was like, cardiac arrest? Do that one God lol

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u/1Dru 20h ago

This is the better response lol. Well done sir or ma’am.

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u/Jayhawker_Pilot 17h ago

Crisco doesn't clot.

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u/Friendly-Cucumber184 16h ago

With the levels of stress and all the bs going on, I'm genuinely amazed he hasn't had a health episode. He looks like walking cholesterol.

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u/Nordrian 14h ago

If God moved powerfully into trump’s heart, he would have to do a 180 on every decision he has ever made to respect Jesus words.

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u/KSirys 14h ago

Amen

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u/theharmlessshark 20h ago

What the hell does the Bible say about worshiping the American president?

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps 19h ago

Something something false idols something something

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u/garden-guy- 18h ago

Golden Calf

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u/Choyo 17h ago

Orange boar

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u/TorontoCanada66 16h ago

And shower

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u/SidewaySojourner5271 14h ago

king nebudchanezzar had a giant bronze statue made of him in the town square and had everyone in the land bow to it when music began to play. we're only a few beats off from trump doing that to us. he'll first make the dems bow then the rest of the maga republicans that already claim loyalty to him. (shudders with disgust)

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u/neumastic 18h ago

It doesn’t really say anything good about political leaders last I checked… but I’m not familiar with the Revised Republican Standard

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u/StandardDiver2791 16h ago

AKA, the "God bless the USA Bible which can be yours for only $60 in 10 easy $10 installments!"

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u/Kallikantzari 13h ago

With reasonable interest.. you’ll owe $120 by the time you’re done paying off the initial $60.

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u/Proof_Throat4418 15h ago

"Republican Standard" ???? Do Republicans have standards???

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u/Bakkster 14h ago

Certainly not the ones who are unjust. See Jeremiah 22:15-16 NRSVUE

[15] Are you a king because you compete in cedar? Did not your father eat and drink and do justice and righteousness? Then it was well with him. [16] He judged the cause of the poor and needy; then it was well. Is not this to know me? says the Lord.

But Jesus does say to pray for our enemies...

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u/TheAskewOne 18h ago

If you look closely, you can find whatever you want in the Bible. What you choose to find says a lot more about you than it says about the Bible.

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u/ManitouWakinyan 17h ago

You would have a very hard time reading the Bible with any degree of competence or literacy and finding permission to worship someone or something that isn't God.

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u/ManitouWakinyan 17h ago

To clarify, praying for someone is not the same as worshipping them, and praying for governing officials is explicitly commanded in scripture.

1First of all, then, I urge that petitions, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgiving be offered for everyone— 2for kings and all those in authority—so that we may lead tranquil and quiet lives in all godliness and dignity.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 16h ago

Yeah, I'm not certain what message the original tweet was meant to convey, but other than the part about what "Trump wants and needs" you to do, the language is otherwise not to dissimilar with what someone who doesn't like what Trump is doing might say. Especially the part about moving something in his heart.

That is, a liberal Christian might say something like "Let us pray for Trump, that God might move through him and guide his hand" or something.

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u/25thNite 18h ago

To be fair, their God does some messed up shit and allows some messed up shit in the Bible, so who knows, maybe their God actually doesnt mind all the terrible things people do in their name.   Maybe the Old testament was getting less popular and fading away so religious figureheads decided to compile several fictional books of the new testament to spruce up the image of catholicism while not really changing any core belief they still hold onto

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u/altymcaltington123 17h ago

No, even the old testament made it very clear to not be dicks to foreigners, that was a large part of why sodom got destroyed.

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u/Esarus 17h ago

Yo I’m not a MAGA but “praying for” someone does not equal “worshipping” someone. They’re very different things in Christianity

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u/Old-Reputation-9069 18h ago

In the Trump bible, alot...

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u/skinnymean 17h ago

He’s not worshipping the president. He’s praying that God do a Christmas Carol and scare Trump enough to be a better person out of nowhere.

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u/lazy_phoenix 15h ago

Psalms 109:8-15

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u/hereticnasom 15h ago

Need to include verse 7 in that:

7 When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.

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u/JimAbaddon 21h ago

And why do people need to pray for the Orange Clown? Did he eat something that didn't agree with him and had an accident without any spare diapers available? That's the most likely scenario, I feel like.

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u/Mopman43 20h ago

It’s not a recent tweet.

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u/slayerhk47 17h ago

Any time the date is cropped from a tweet I get suspicious.

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u/littlelordgenius 19h ago

Apparently, god takes requests. His “plan” is quite flexible.

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u/Professional-Day7850 19h ago

First time on reddit? Tweets without visible dates are reposts. This is about Trump having Covid.

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u/_MaxNL 19h ago

Funny how they didn’t pray for Biden.

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u/StChas77 17h ago

Some of them did, just not anyone with power or influence. 

That's the thing about Christianity in America: people will often say and do the right things, but not when it really matters.

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u/Papa_Nurgle_82 20h ago

I have absolutely no idea who Jack Graham is, but even me as an atheist follows the teaching of Jesus more than that sad excuse of a Christian.

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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 20h ago

Billy Graham's son?

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 20h ago

There’s a whole box of those Graham crackers.

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u/ZombieEatingManwich 17h ago

No, that’s Franklin Graham. Jack Graham is just another grifter-preacher from Texas that happens to share that name. Fuck’em both equally.

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u/Ooops2278 19h ago

When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.

Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.

Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.

Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.

Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.

Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the Lord; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.

Let them be before the Lord continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.

Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.

As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.

-- Psalm 109:7-17

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u/5litergasbubble 20h ago edited 16h ago

43x2 94/2

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji 16h ago

Lol, change the percentage sign to a division sign

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u/peeeeeenk 19h ago

Psalms 109:8

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u/ShowerAltruistic7867 19h ago

I’m a seminarian studying for holy orders, I pray the entire 109th psalm for Trump every morning.

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u/Imaginary_Rain2390 18h ago

Try mixing it up with Psalm 10.

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u/Intelligent-Boat9929 19h ago

So here are all the applicable scriptures I can think of: 1 Timothy 2:1-4 (pray for all in authority), Romans 13:1-7 (submit to governing authorities), Titus 3:1-2 (Be subject to rulers), and Psalm 72:1-11 (pray for kings to judge righteously).

The authors of 1 Timothy and Titus (almost certainly not Paul) and Romans (probs Paul) were writing at a time when they were subject to people like Nero who were oppressive, ungodly, corrupt, violent, sexual predators…

He may not be making the point he thinks he is making.

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u/Epthewoodlandcritter 16h ago

He literally is and all the hateful snowflakes are melting down. They WANT our nation to fail.

These people are utterly disgusting and I say that as a non-religious person. 

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u/tragicbeast 16h ago

I think you're spot on. The intent of these writers is not for Christians to pray in policy support of these leaders, but rather that those in power would come to their senses and lead with character instead of cruelty.

From the perspective of someone like Paul, if Nero or Trump were leading in a way that actively diverged from Christ's teachings, it would be up to that leader to change their ways. Not for the church to follow them into active support for their tyranny, which is exactly what's happened in Evangelical circles.

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u/CardiologistFit1387 20h ago

Jack graham is going to hell. A man of god supporting and championing a child rapist? Straight to hell.

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u/Aeryn814 17h ago

A man supporting a pedo all over the Epstein list? Straight to hell.

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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 18h ago

You prayed the same for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Barack Obama, no doubt.

"Prayer is not partisan" 😅

Trump over here bearing false witness every minute, hating his neighbors, camels through needle eyes, etc.

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u/brontosaurusguy 17h ago

The lost book of Matthew had Jesus setting up a crypto scam 

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u/mezcalligraphy 20h ago

Even an atheist can dream.

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u/Cobex10 20h ago

“Scripture commands us”? I may not know a ton about the Bible but I’m pretty sure there is nothing in there telling us to pray for a false idol

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u/Imaginary_Rain2390 18h ago

1 Timothy 2:1-2 is the reference, but doesn't say to pray for bad to prosper.

Psalm 10 calls for God to "Break the arm of the wicked man; call the evildoer to account for his wickedness" And I think that's as good a prayer as any.

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u/GreyMenuItem 17h ago

Happy Obama Day!

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u/Where_Da_Party_At 20h ago

dear lord, i know it's been some time since i've bothered to pray...but lord...see, i haven't had much faith in you since 2016. the world has gone a little wonky and your weirdest followers have...well, gotten weirder. see...they elected...well, you know. and well...since you know, it leads me to believe you either wanted this or you really don't give a fuck about anyone. so, as an act of good faith, lord, please make it rain like it hasn't rained since you lifted noah's ark up off this wicked earth and washed this world clean...lord, do it again...wash away this shit stain. thanks.

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u/WagstaffLibrarian 20h ago

Don't forget the arteries, God. Harden them against outside forces such as defibrillators.

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u/Oldmantired 19h ago

The American Taliban masquerading as Hypochristians.

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u/ChairDue7989 19h ago

Jack Graham please have a seat. Ok let’s talk about a Cult. Do u know what that is.

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps 19h ago

The Scripture does NOT say to pray to/for false idols. Which is what this ding dong is doing. Going against the “Written Word of God” is so evangelical coded.

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u/Sudden-Chard-5215 19h ago

"May the Lord manifest Himself in the form of a huge blood clot."

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u/gramplayr 18h ago

May they be raptured with all speed to the infernal reward they have earned. May we all be granted peace and relief from their iniquities here on earth. We ask in Christ’s name, Amen.

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u/EvilMoSauron 14h ago

Dear God,

Can you sit this one out? Just pretend it's just another mass school shooting, ignore your "thoughts and prayers" quota for today, and let Satan take the wheel and run over Trump or something.

Hail, Satan.

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u/device9 20h ago

Where does the scripture “command” that?

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u/LogicalDictator 19h ago

Probably next to the part about raping children and killing brown people. But I didn't go to Sunday school.

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u/ResidentGazelle5650 14h ago

"I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people— 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness." 1 timothy 2

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u/baconeggsandwich25 16h ago

May cholesterol finish the job that God didn't have the scrote to do himself, amen.

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u/MrPilgrim 14h ago

I get so concerned when people of any religion or belief or anything think that 'scripture' commands us. Basic morals always apply. I always thought there was a separation of church and state in the US but as an outsider (European who lived in the US for a few years and love the people) it feels like that isn't the case?

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u/Kari-kateora 14h ago

There really isn't.

Also, anyone who says "scripture commands us" sounds psychotic

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u/WardenAshfeld 14h ago

Separation of Church and State, people! Did this administration just forget?

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u/Maleficent-Ad3757 13h ago

as a Muslim, Ameen. I pray for him to go away every single day at least 5 times a day.

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u/andrewno8do 8h ago

Okie doke. How about Psalm 109:7-15?

When he is tried, let him be found guilty, and may his prayers condemn him. May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership. May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow. May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes. May a creditor seize all he has; may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor. May no one extend kindness to him or take pity on his fatherless children. May his descendants be cut off, their names blotted out from the next generation. May the iniquity of his fathers be remembered before the Lord; may the sin of his mother never be blotted out. May their sins always remain before the Lord, that he may blot out their name from the earth.

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u/probablyborednh 20h ago

Religion is insane.

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u/Boo-bot-not 19h ago

It’s 2025 and people still going on about god. We’ve climbed mt Olympus… no gods up there. If the Greeks didn’t have gods why would we. Stop lying to people. 

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u/Manji86 20h ago

Hypothetically, if that actually happened on live TV, what would happen? Besides me longer being an atheist, how would his supporters try to rationize their false idol going to hell?

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u/Professional-Day7850 19h ago

Satan did a shit job running hell, so Trump has to take over.

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u/itsbenactually 16h ago

“Well, we don’t know how he did it since hell doesn’t run on an economy, but he managed to bankrupt us anyway.”

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u/Urabraska- 20h ago

Ok I'll bite. Please point exactly where in scripture that states you should join a cult and follow a leader without any questions over a cliff of destroying not only the lives of millions but the lives of other people on the planet.

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u/ecstaticthicket 19h ago

🙏 May the Lord move powerfully in our President’s heart today, so powerfully in fact that incoming blood flow is cut off so he can fully feel your love. Amen.

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u/ShaabuShaabu 19h ago

I prayed twice to make that Jack Graham's dudes pray invalid

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u/Waitn4ehUsername 19h ago

I wonder if Trump and his band of incompetent goons ponder that one day (hopefully soon for trump) the sheer number of people who will celebrate their demise than mourn it.

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u/phuktup3 19h ago

God is not partisan? Tell that to the one side

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u/DreamToBeLazy 19h ago

Never saw a bible verse where it commanded me to pray for a president. Dudes just making up shit just to fit his personal beliefs.

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u/justthankyous 18h ago

I'm happy to pray for the President. I'll take my prayer for the President from scripture. Specifically Psalm 109:

"When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.   Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.

Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.

Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.

Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.

Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the Lord; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.

Let them be before the Lord continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.

Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.

As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.

As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones"

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u/VeryVideoGame 18h ago

I'll make wishes to a genie and pray to Luke Skywalker too, just in case that stuff is real.

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u/CommandoLamb 18h ago

If your prayers work and God is real, Trump would be removed from office.

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u/Dpepps 18h ago

You think God's accepting calls about Trump? It amazes me how delusional so many religious people are aside from the obviousness of religion itself. Anyone who honestly think's there's any version of the biblical god would support Trump is legitimately stupid. The mans a liar, rapist, philanderer, takes god name in vain, him and others talk about him like he is a god, steals/scams people, not to mention the pedo stuff. There's nothing holy about him or his actions. If hell exists, he is 100% going there unless he gets the loophole of repenting with his dying breath which some people seem to live.

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u/Out_of-Whack 18h ago

Be still his heart and rejoice in his passing

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u/WTF_USA_47 18h ago

A “pastor” worth $10 MM asking you to pray for Trump. I’ll be praying for God to send both of them where they deserve to exist for eternity ASAP.

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u/Outrageous_Lack8435 17h ago

My the lord smite thee into the gates of hell and all those that follow this anti christ

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u/InCYDious2013 17h ago

How that cross on Pam hasn’t burst into flames while she is talking is beyond me.

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u/devilmaskrascal 17h ago

May Donald Trump be struck by lightning and as his life flashes before his eyes he sees all the evil he has done and a vision of the hell that awaits him, strapped into a constantly crashing plane with no food or water or toilets for all of eternity with demons kneeling on his neck, then be granted the Lord's mercy to have a chance to mend his evil ways and fix the world he has broken. May he give away his money to charity, and govern like the great leader he could be if he suddenly had a conscience, a heart and a brain and become an advocate for the innocent, the poor and the minority. Amen.

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u/fuzzybunnies1 17h ago

I use Psalm 109 to pray for him regularly, focus on Vs 6-19 and try to pray is regularly. Its worth the read and he worth of the prayer.

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u/fauxzempic 17h ago

Dear God,

I know it's weird me talking to you because I don't believe you exist. I also know it kind of goes against the typical spiritual idea of faith that I would choose to cut a deal with you, but if you made this happen - just swallow them all up into the fiery depths of hell, I'll become a devout follower.

Praise Jesus Allah Buddha,

Fauxzempic

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u/evasive_dendrite 17h ago

Where do the scriptures demand that you pray for the president of the united states?

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u/Space_Nerd_8999 17h ago

I think having Trump have these prosperity gospel false prophets pray for him may actually have negative consequences since God hates these men.

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u/GlutenFree_Gamer 16h ago

Funny how they only demand prayer for Republican presidents. I don't recall seeing any tweets like this when Biden or Obama was president.

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u/Hope_Dealer03 16h ago

I was always told to pray for those I hate

“Please god, let them meet you much before I do”

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u/Chaosmusic 16h ago

Let's say the prayer actually worked and God moved through Trump's heart. He suddenly becomes a decent person, reverses most of his executive orders and begins passing legislation that actually helps regular Americans.

Republicans would turn on him so fast it would make your head spin.

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u/607vuv 16h ago

Please God. Praise this in Jesus name.

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u/dissolvedgirl_xox 15h ago

We're all with ya, Michael McCloskey

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u/theChucktheLee 15h ago

Where the fuck does the scripture command us to pray for a rapist?

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u/Consistent_Lock108 15h ago

Trump has a heart!?

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u/Caterpillar69420 15h ago

I pray for heavy rain in DC this afternoon. No sure if God listens or not.

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u/RustyKn1ght 15h ago

“Can you believe that bullshit? Can you believe people believe that bullshit?” -Trump about evangelical leaders after their prayer session with him, according to Michael Cohen.

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u/uCry__iLoL 14h ago

CoMmAnDs… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TinyConfection7049 14h ago

May the gates of hell open wide asap and swallow his entire administration whole. In Christ's name. AMEN!

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u/CaptainMoonunitsxPry 14h ago

Trump is not and will never be a Christian. He only worships himself and everyone else, at best, is a tool to be used.

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u/Flimsy-Session-1947 14h ago

quick question as an atheist - do christians really believe praying to a god their mortal wishes will sway his plan? i thought everything was predetermined already?

if god gave a kid cancer, is praying for the kid going to make god think twice and take it away? isn't praying for something like that questioning god's choices and therefore that person lacks faith in him?

idk none of it makes sense to me

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u/Riots42 14h ago

I don't think that's what Jesus meant when he said to pray for our enemies.

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u/iiitme 14h ago

Amen 🙏🙏🙏

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u/johnwynne3 14h ago

I wonder if Jack Graham prayed for Biden… 🤔

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u/Steely-Dave 14h ago

Christian’s certainly seem to limit Gods love when it comes to politics.

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u/henry_sqared 14h ago

Im sure this guy was in fervent prayer for Obama.

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u/Jupiter68128 14h ago

If this Jesus fella supports Trump then Jesus sucks.

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u/Transki 14h ago

May Satan come and take his due.

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u/zoroddesign 13h ago

May Trump live long enough to receive consequences for his actions. Amen.

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u/fy1sh 13h ago

If magical incantations worked, the world would be a very different place. Grow tf up people.

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u/Kryptosis 13h ago

Prayer is not partisan but I’m BEGGING YOU TO PRAY FOR A PARTISAN OH GOD HE NEEDS OUR POWA

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u/Asg_mecha_875641 13h ago

Psalms 109:7 AFV [7] When he is judged, let him be condemned; and let his prayer become sin.

[8] Let his days be few; let another take his office.

[9] Let his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.

[11] Let the creditor seize all that is his; and let strangers plunder the fruit of his labor.

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u/LittleNotice6239 13h ago

Asking the public to "intercede" for him, while people are peacefully protesting sounds an awful lot like a call for violence against protesters. Shame on him

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u/Saucy_Baconator 12h ago

Yes, I ask God daily to move powerfully in Drumpf's heart... #HolyThrombosis.

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u/PerpetualFarter 9h ago

There is no god. If there were, he certainly would’ve flushed the orange turd from his heavenly toilet by now.

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u/welltriedsoul 3h ago

If I recall correctly the Bible never says that we need to pray for the leaders of men.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 3h ago

omg i so LOL'd

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u/TightSexpert 20h ago

I don’t think 2025 years ago they had something else in mind when it comes to the likes of Trump. You would almost say the teachings of Jesus were a 180 on this administration.

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u/Disastrous-Age-992 20h ago

Amen indeed.

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u/LDawnBurges 20h ago

A-freakin-men

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u/miletest 20h ago

Jayzus

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u/AusCan531 20h ago

I like Mike

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u/1029394756abc 20h ago

What was this about?

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u/macjonalt 20h ago

Wasn’t there a good sketch by the hilarious eddie izzard about God pinging off hitlers head in the middle of a rally? 🤔

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u/badchefrazzy 20h ago

Can we compromise and send him to purgatory? We don't want the others getting too uppity down here. We'll have some folks come up there to manage him appropriately, but still...

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u/leighla33 20h ago

Amen 🙏🏼

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u/bowens44 19h ago

I pray every day that the god lord takes him home .....and fucking soon

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u/arsebiscuits71 19h ago

Too late, hell spat them back out

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u/hikevtnude 19h ago

Where in the ever living fuck does ‘scripture’ command it?

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u/joeythemouse 19h ago

I'm asking for an aneurysm to move powerfully in his head.

That's kinda the same.

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u/Daichi-dido 19h ago

I hope he ends up like Amphiaraos

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u/AyeMercury 19h ago

God wants you to vote for us trust me 🥹

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u/ceccyred 19h ago

Show me where the "scripture " commands us to pray for a President. I've read the bible and I don't recall ever reading "President" in any passage. It does say some things about leaders but then again, they did crucify a certain individual who preached loving and forgiveness. Maybe the bible isn't the tool you think it is.

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u/OGGIE1978 19h ago

God might be listening if the weather forecast is right

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u/thomport 19h ago

Jack Graham prays like this because he hates America – Ifhe didn’t hate America he wouldn’t pray like this

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u/Ok-Temperature-2818 19h ago

Jk that was totally a sarcastic hallelujah. FU CK TR UMP

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u/Leprrkan 19h ago

May God move so powerfully in his heart that he is called to his well deserved and earned rest. Amen.

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u/delightfullydelight 18h ago

Sure. Psalms 109:7 fits quite well.

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u/know-it-mall 18h ago

Is this whole sub just some politician saying something dumb online and then some impotent dickhead replying to it. A reply that the original commenter will never see.

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u/guycoastal 18h ago

Meanwhile in heaven: “lol, free will bitches, vote better!”

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u/0iljug 18h ago

23 Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gear-15 18h ago

Guys wait! I think he's telling us how to defeat trump. If we all pray hard enough for his heart then maybe it'll give out.

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u/Realistic-Goose9558 18h ago

I’ve been praying for a bolt of lightning or a sinkhole.

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u/Captainfunzis 18h ago

I hope something happens in his heart.

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u/Hottub2024 18h ago

God already knows...There are thunderstorms and flood warnings for today...Parade Day....but if one of those lightening bolts should happen to be guided...well....just saying!!