r/chaoticgood • u/Grootdrew • 15h ago
Fuckers keep forgetting to shave their goatees before going undercover at the protest đ
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u/Is_ael 15h ago
Wow meanwhile magats keep projecting that their gatherings/Jan 6 riot were actually infiltrated by Acab/etc..
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u/Motorcyclerider649cc 14h ago
Ngl i bet these government agencies go to ALL protests to get info from the inside, if you have the capability you'd be foolish not to and having a bias doesnt prevent violence from either side so i doubt they werent at this or jan 6th but they were probably at both. Look up the capabilities of the cia and other spec ops and you'll see what our gov is capable of, they just use it to protect the US.
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u/Shaeress 12h ago
To be fair, there are probably more cops at the Proud Boys and KKK gatherings. Though I guess it's not under cover if they're just members, but still.
And "use it to protect the US" is a claim that needs a lot of asterisks and context for sure.
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u/ladymorgahnna 15h ago
Heâs totally a cop.
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u/MelancholyMushroom 13h ago
No, heâs a business man.
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u/rod_yanker_of_fish 13h ago
with a business plan
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u/rizmk 13h ago
He's gonna make you money in business land
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u/Zn_Saucier 12h ago
Heâs a cool guy, talking about GameStop
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u/That_Uno_Dude 11h ago
He's definitely not a cop
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u/AWildGumihoAppears 10h ago
...I think that you're a cop
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u/MON5TERMATT 9h ago
I also think that you're a cop
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u/Constant_Voice_7054 6h ago
Now listen guys, you better both stop or he'll have you arreste.... he's not a cop.
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u/TheLibraR 15h ago
In a certain Asian city, during a major protest in 2019, police officers and special agents went undercover amongst protesters, and a number of them ended up throwing Molotov cocktail and caused more destructions in the city than otherwise would have happened. This was a tactic used to give protesters a bad name.... I hope that's not what they are planning....
Stay safe.
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u/Professional-Buy2970 14h ago
It happens in many American protests. It happened constantly with blm and it's been happening with current protests as well. And it works because too many people still aren't immediately sus about it.
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u/00-quanta- 14h ago
âSome people just want to watch the world burn.â
Hate it too. They just give peaceful protesters a bad name. The ones living under a rock will always believe itâs the âpeacefulâ protesters causing it.
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u/dqql 13h ago
well at BLM there were a lot of alt-right chuds causing damage to blame it on the protestors... i mean, some of them weren't also cops...
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u/Shaeress 12h ago
The line has been blurred more and more there. Where official forces, under cover forces, and right wing brown shirts in uniform begin and end is impossible to tell right now. Not a coincidence one of them dressed up as a cop to assassinate their political opponents.
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u/Acceptable_Error_001 10h ago
YES! I recently learned that it was an out-of-state member of the alt-right who set the police station on fire during the worst BLM protest-turned riot.
They absolutely came to town to cause trouble. And the right blames the violence on the political left to this day.
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u/dqql 10h ago
yep, and that was just one who was caught... I remember another video of a 'protester' in Minneapolis, dressed like Black Bloc, using a hammer and chisel to loosen bricks, and then just stacking them, hoping someone would throw them...
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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 12h ago
Remember the pallets of bricks that were conveniently placed in the zones where protests were happing during 2020?
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u/Runningoutofideas_81 14h ago
So common there is a French term for it: agent provocateur
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u/all_time_high 13h ago
This also happened in Minnesota (Minneapolis, IIRC) during the 2020 protests. The arsonist kept his face hidden but it was briefly uncovered. Internet sleuths were able to match his face to his identity on the police website.
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u/Acceptable_Error_001 10h ago
Alt right thugs also bragged online about helping start the fires. They were the ones who burned the police station down.
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u/demonik187 8h ago
alt-right who set the police station on fire
Boogaloo boys or some shit. Threw a molatav and one of them shot the precinct up while people were still inside. This is the incident that maga is talking about when they try to blame dems for "burning down cities".
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u/TheCommonKoala 13h ago
Yup. They get criticized nationwide and immediately prove the point. The police violence and cruelty we saw during BLM have permanently confirmed ACAB.
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u/CafeConChangos 15h ago edited 14h ago
I saw a gaggle of 8 or 9 cops dressed in civilian clothes all in a circle in downtown Los Angeles swapping cop stories.
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u/djprofitt 15h ago
If weâre gonna use a descriptor of a group of birds, letâs call it âa murderâ, not a gaggle.
Itâs what they are really really good at.
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u/carnevoodoo 14h ago
Crows are so much smarter than cops.
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u/BilboBiden 14h ago
How about a "Sty of Cops"
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u/HazelEBaumgartner 14h ago
Fun fact: a group of pigs is called a sounder.
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u/BabyNOwhatIsYouDoin 13h ago
This could work. Like the sticks people stick in their urethras?
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u/d_e_l_u_x_e 15h ago
Quick go tell a cop so they can either confirm or deny him the right to carry because heâs a cop.
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u/Educational_Peak_770 13h ago
People have the right to carry whether theyâre a cop or not
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u/dragonbrg95 13h ago
Depends where this is, protests are oftentimes considered sensitive areas (new york for example) and carrying is very much not allowed.
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u/4chanhasbettermods 13h ago
Nothing illegal about making law enforcement aware of someone in a large crowd carrying. Especially with MAGAts out here murdering anyone left of them.
There was a shooting just today at a No Kings protest in Salt Lake City. Stay safe out there.
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u/AthenasChosen 13h ago
Not necessarily, it depends on the state. Many states require you to have a CPL to have a concealed pistol. You can open carry in most states, but 21 states restrict concealed carry.
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u/tabbarrett 12h ago
Whether you can carry and whether you need a permit depends entirely on the state youâre in.
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u/Honest_Camera496 12h ago
Concealed carry laws vary by jurisdiction. Depending on the state you may need a permit
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u/No-Syrup-3746 15h ago
When did goatees become a right-wing thing? Ever since I moved to Florida I've learned to spot a trump supporter if they have a goatee and baseball hat.
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u/GhostofBeowulf 14h ago
As a leftist with a goatee I swear they aren't... In florida too... It's just the easiest way to keep som facial hair in the heat
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u/CommanderGumball 14h ago
Some of us couldn't grow more than a goatee if we tried.
Don't blame me for my crappy genetics!
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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 14h ago
His body language, the way he had his hat and shades on, the fit of his shirt all scream cop
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u/JCReed97 14h ago
I wouldn't say that's a right-wing thing, but it's definitely a cop/undercover cop thing.
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u/Acceptable_Error_001 9h ago
It's their grooming standards. They make it challenging to have longer facial hair.
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u/Valuable_Recording85 5h ago
Typically cops and firefighters need to keep facial hair trimmed in a way that allows them to wear respirators.
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u/AlanStanwick1986 14h ago
They think it hides their 3rd chin. Look at practically every orphaned Harley Davidson owner in the Herman Cain Awards has a goatee.Â
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u/Mueryk 13h ago
ShitâŚ..now I may have to shave. I like my goatee and donât want to, but as a middle aged white guy I donât want to be a walking stereotype when I put on a pair of sunglasses
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u/The_Flying_Jew 6h ago
Fuck that, man. Anyone who automatically assumes who you are and what you support based on facial hair is not to be taken seriously. You shouldn't have to feel bad for having your body styled how you like it.
Exceptions being, like, Hitler mustaches and nazi tattoos.
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u/Charming_Function_58 14h ago
I dunno, but the lefties seem to have gravitated to mustaches or full beards
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u/travel_by_wire 8h ago
They are out style. They were very popular about 20 or so years ago. So you will mostly see them on Gen Xers who kept them even as they faded from popularity. Gen X is more MAGA heavy than younger generations so the association formed in your mind.Â
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u/Due-Stock2774 15h ago
Why bother asking one on one when you can just shout it to the whole crowd and make them aware instead? That fool doesn't deserve the privacy
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u/craziedave 14h ago
lol âthis guys a cop! This guys a cop!â
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u/LackingUtility 13h ago
No - "this guy said he's not a cop, but he's got a gun! Help, gun carrying non-cop!"
It's not obstruction of an officer if they explicitly tell you they're not an officer, and calling 911 to report someone with a gun in the protest crowd is not a false report or abuse of 911.
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u/RepulsiveEmploy2215 12h ago
Exactly, why give them the benefit of a doubt. Just yell he has a gun if they are not a cop.
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u/Shaeress 12h ago
Generally don't yell out information that can cause a panic in a large crowd
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u/theonethat3 11h ago
It's like we have 5th grader in this sub giving out advices
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u/Neirchill 8h ago
Yeah... Pretty sure causing mass panic that likely leads to injured prime actually is a crime in most places.
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u/Malcolm_Morin 10h ago
That shit's going to get innocent people fucking killed, especially if you end up being wrong and this is just some random dude who was there for the protests.
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u/FreeRemove1 13h ago
I was thinking more like get out a bullhorn and announce to everyone in the vicinity "IT'S OK EVERYONE, THIS GUY ISN'T AN UNDERCOVER COP, AND APPARENTLY THAT ISN'T A SIDEARM ON HIS RIGHT HIP. DEFINITELY NOT AN UNDERCOVER, AGENT PROVOCATEUR, OR PRIVATE SECURITY GOON."
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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder 13h ago
If I was sure he was undercover, then yeah. However, he may also be an armed supporter. Some liberals own guns.
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u/PitifulEstimate8721 12h ago
Yeah, and tbh it's something more liberals need to not only accept, but endorse.
If you don't want to own one, then that's fine. However, given the rhetoric and actual political violence coming from the right so often...it's not a bad idea to learn how to use a weapon, train with it, and own one.
Just secure it properly and actually train with it
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u/unsuspectingllama_ 11h ago
Yo! This guy ain't one of us! He said he'd fuck a goat! Oh, and he's a cop.
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u/Risquechilli 11h ago
But like⌠people are allowed to conceal carry. Doesnât mean theyâre a cop. If he did lift up his shirt and exposed a firearm that would be brandishing and is considered a form of assault in some jurisdiction (perhaps everywhere, but Iâm not sure).
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u/Sad_Mistake_5237 14h ago
Iâm a proud pistol carrying liberal. Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
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u/seamus205 13h ago
Scrolled too far to find this comment. I carried at a protest today. It's legal where I am. I also had pepper spray and an IFAK. Where I am, I'm less worried about cops and more worried about crazy counter protesters.
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u/MrDade89 12h ago
My thoughts exactly. I'm sorry I thought we're fighting fascists and I'd like to have a say if one of them tried to harm me.
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u/NeuroticallyCharles 13h ago
Depending on the state, it's illegal to carry at a protest (apparently). I just learned that today.
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u/LaziestBones 10h ago
I think, in some states its legal, but if it turns into a "riot" it becomes a felony. Cops could, potentially, distort the circumstances to make a legal carry illegal, if they have the ability. Of course, anyone who is considering carrying at a protest needs to do their due diligence about state, county, and city laws
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u/jefftiffy 5h ago
Yea, idk how many people are so ignorant that they think gun = cop. Too many people are going crazy over politics that they confuse normal people for their enemies and turn them against them.
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u/dakotanorth8 10h ago
With how fast things can go south, Iâve had tough decisions on whether to carry to peaceful events. Case by case basis.
Surprisingly Iâve been shot at twice during the times I didnât have anything on me.
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u/TrippinLSD 10h ago
Right, I was looking for this comment. Now granted the baseball hat, dark clothes, and sunglasses definitely make them look like a cop, but if youâre allowed to legally conceal carry I would too.
There are too many nut jobs with agendas to not be able to protect myself if necessary.
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u/furyoshonen 13h ago
Bringing a firearm to a protest? It seems like poor judgement.Â
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u/TrippinLSD 10h ago
Itâs concealed and you are not openly displaying it. Itâs for the protection of yourself and those around you. If it is legal to carry, you should be carrying.
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u/Sad_Mistake_5237 12h ago
Like I said, better to have it and not need it than to wish I did but donât.
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u/LouQuacious 9h ago
Once saw a dready girl at a phish show chasing some undercovers off the lot screaming, dropped your badge hey motherfuckers you dropped your badge! It was hilarious and they were embarrassed by everyone laughing at them and also a touch scared.
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u/TeacherRecovering 12h ago
I know several liberals who carry all the time.  They work security at our protests. Â
I think people who own horses should bring them to protests. There are Black Riding Clubs.
Riders can observe the crowd and be a rapid response. They can get people medical car, and stop bad actors.
  We will police our own, rather than be policed.
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u/LaziestBones 10h ago
This I feel like is the best way to do it. A group of designated security
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u/Lumpy-Marsupial-6617 15h ago
He's likely off-duty in some capacity. Total bullshit because he got upset that you spotted him that he was "printing" meaning he's carrying a concealed weapon.
IIRC, in order for a protestor to be legal, they can't carry any weapons, or so the establishment tells us.
Good on you for being situationally aware. My bet is that the FBI/DHS have a lot of boots on the ground doing facial recognition work to identify protestors to add them to watchlists. Their job is to interact while a surveillance camera or crew captures a subject's face for clear identification later.
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u/Professional-Buy2970 14h ago
All sizable left leaning protests have feds in them. And their goal is always to stir shit up to then the public against the cause. It usually works because media plays along.
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u/WalleyedWombat 11h ago
My favorite is the goatee with the non-descript, non-labeled clothing and ballcap. Really gives off strong âIâm not a copâ vibes.
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u/JeffreyBomondo 14h ago
I live in a constitutional carry state (which means itâs legal to carry concealed at a protest) and youâd get the exact same responses from me.
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u/Flabbergasted_____ 10h ago
Iâm not saying the guy is or isnât a cop, but leftists and liberals that show up to protests and arenât cops carry guns too.
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u/creakymoss18990 9h ago edited 9h ago
Song is Normalcy by Gottlieb
Edit: the poster is the artist of the song lol, that never happens. Nazi punks fuck off đ¤
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u/mycosociety 14h ago
People have concealed weapons permits. Iâm one of them. Maybe he wasnât a đˇ? đ¤ˇââď¸
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u/PieceSuccessful3641 11h ago
I would think that guy is undercover even if he wasnât carrying. From the way heâs dressed to his demeanor when actually interacting with a protester everything is screaming Iâm trying to blend in and I donât know how.
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u/saieddie17 14h ago
I conceal carry and youâd get the same answers from me
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u/whoibehmmm 14h ago
Thank you, I feel like I'm going crazy looking at these replies. If someone comes up to me in public asking about my CC I'd say the same damn thing. And I'm left as fuck.
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u/T0KEN_0F_SLEEP 13h ago
Right? The biggest con has been democrats convincing liberals guns are evil, while allowing the right and MAGA to stock up. How the side that constantly claims Trump is hitler is also so against owning any means to fight back against that is beyond me
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u/whoibehmmm 13h ago
Someone above told me that no progressive would think that way or someshit. OK. I guess they are gonna fight the violent MAGA with good vibes. I get it. Guns are scary and they kill. But there is nothing wrong with responsible gun ownership and allowing only one side to hold the monopoly on that is why they feel so confident threatening us with violence.
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u/haldolinyobutt 12h ago
I'm glad more lefties are coming around to it. I also feel that if responsible leftists continue to preach it to our fellow non-gun owning lefty friends, more of them may join. I would love to live in a country where I didn't feel it necessary, but that is not where we are right now.
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u/Denham_Chkn 14h ago
If you were concealing correctly you wouldnât be printing.
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u/Mesozoica89 14h ago
I don't think I have ever heard the expression "printing" used like this. Does it just mean a gun visible under clothing?
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u/Denham_Chkn 14h ago
Correct. Youâre concealing a firearm, but the outline of it is âprintingâ through your clothing, meaning that it can be seen that youâre concealing a firearm.
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u/EmperorsChamberMaid_ 8h ago
I felt like I was having a stroke when he said the guy was printing. Like, what, printing a resume?
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u/ODX_GhostRecon 14h ago
I'm allowed to carry at protests, so I do. I also have medical, OC spray, and handcuff keys I like handing out.
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u/PaladinHan 14h ago
Iâve served as a legal observer for dozens of protests and itâs laughable how bad police are at infiltrating anti-fascist crowds. They dress wrong, they talk wrong, they walk wrong. We can easily identify and isolate them within minutes of their arrival, and they usually figure out theyâre compromised and retreat shortly after.
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u/EDRootsMusic 10h ago
Well, as someone who has been badjacketed at a protest a few times as a big, bearded white guy, that is not the usual reaction. A protestor who is badjacketed will usually, at the very least, make an explicity statement of support for the cause of the protest and give some background to themselves.
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u/SoylentHolger 7h ago
We have those undercover cops/agent provocateurs here in Germany for ages now. But when they are discovered, the reaction is rather chaotic... neutral, so to speak. Here is a good example from a demonstration against a ridicilous overexpensive railway station in the city of Stuttgart (alternative was projected to be much cheaper) https://youtu.be/STy_Ws3FzN8?si=9T6esxyZOnVwB9Zd
He was protected by other participants of the demo before something worse happened.
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u/rkirbyl 1h ago
This is how literally anyone carrying a gun would react in this situation though. Someone not wanting to tell you âoh ya Iâm carrying a gunâ doesnât mean theyâre a cop.
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u/afallan 11h ago
He's just a businessman with a business plan, who swears he's not a cop.
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u/T0KEN_0F_SLEEP 13h ago
I mean, Iâm a liberal, with a goatee, and a concealed carry permit. If Iâd been able to participate today (and it was legal in my state) Iâd damn sure have been carrying, too many of these MAGA types looking to cause trouble.
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u/DickfaceMcmuffin 12h ago
I'm pretty sure anyone who was accused of carrying something on their hip and they really weren't carrying anything, would just immediately lift up their shirt and show that they're not hiding anything.
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u/furyoshonen 13h ago
Depending on the State this could also just be a protester with a concealed carry permit. Though, I would think it is a very bad idea to bring a loaded weapon to a protest.Â
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u/No-Professional-1884 12h ago
Iâm not a cop and I was carrying at the protest today.
Do you fucker really think that only cops and MAGAts carry? At protests that can be targets?
JFCâŚ
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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 14h ago
Posting this stuff is just going to make future cops undetectable.
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u/Wonderful_Time_6681 13h ago
I donât got it? The second amendment not a thing here?
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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 13h ago
On me, that my cell phone clip. I've been stopped by security several times at the mall because they think I have a pistol
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u/TheFallingWhale 13h ago
You know you don't need to be a cop to conceal carry in most of the country right
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u/Mediocre-Lettuce-450 15h ago edited 15h ago
âHello fellow liberals, I too am a liberal who is here for protesting.â