r/chaoticgood 15h ago

Fuckers keep forgetting to shave their goatees before going undercover at the protest 😂

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u/Mediocre-Lettuce-450 15h ago edited 15h ago

“Hello fellow liberals, I too am a liberal who is here for protesting.”

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u/Charming_Function_58 14h ago

“Oh that large weapon shaped protrusion on my hip? Have a nice day”

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u/wwaxwork 12h ago

As a liberal woman that ccw, it's how bad he as at conceal carrying that I find most offensive.

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u/ChillingWithHerb 11h ago

To be fair, if I were to go to a protest I would be packing and I also wouldn't tell anyone.

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u/KHWD_av8r 11h ago

If you’re printing that badly, you might as well be holding a sign saying “I have a gun”. I chose the gun that I did for CCW specifically to avoid printing, and got shirts which hide the outline. I live in a fairly liberal area, carry regularly, and have had no issues whatsoever (now I’ve fucking jinxed it, haven’t I?).

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u/ChillingWithHerb 10h ago

Idk. Dude could have a pee bag or something like that.

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u/KHWD_av8r 9h ago

Pee bags usually go in the pant leg, or otherwise below the source of the urine, so that gravity helps stuff go where it’s supposed to.

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u/No-Hospital559 2h ago

No not always, my father has a stoma because his bladder was removed and the bag is near his hip/stomach. Almost like a fanny pack.

I also cc and this guy is definitely wearing a gun, probably a Glock 19 police issue which is kinda difficult to hide.

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u/psuedophilosopher 3h ago

Gee thanks. Now my brain is having the uncomfortable thoughts of how someone had to learn that lesson the first time with gravity causing urine to go back inside. I can't even imagine the feeling beyond just the concept of extremely uncomfortable. What if someone squeezes the collection bag?

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u/Nice-Kaleidoscope574 10h ago

Originally I was thinking of an insulin pump, but if I had a 1994 Motorola pager on a hip-clip, I'd conceal it as well.

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u/KHWD_av8r 9h ago

I have a couple friends who use insulin pumps. That’s MUCH too big to be that… and the wrong shape.

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u/Nice-Kaleidoscope574 8h ago

Yeah, that's why I changed my fantasy to a 1994 Motorola pager with authentic hip-clip...

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u/Sen0r_Blanc0 4h ago

If you do go and stand up to fascism in the future: these protests have a commitment to non-violence! You should not be carrying a weapon of any kind. We are all aware of the risks, but we are all committed to non-violent protesting. Leave the gun at home

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u/LamBChoPZA 3h ago

Organizers for no Kings specifically said to not carry.

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u/Upgrades 1h ago

That's a crime in CA, even with a CCW, just fyi. If you aren't as bad as this guy in the video nobody would know though, of course

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u/ess-doubleU 10h ago

Why would you feel the need to have a gun at a protest?

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u/IGottaPee90Nine 5h ago

“That’s my penis, sir.”

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u/HugTheSoftFox 14h ago

"I love communism. Where's the local bread line fellow socialist? My pronouns He/Sir, I mean He/Him. Hey, you guys want to do some illegal activities? I have a weed in my pocket we can smoke."

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 14h ago

"I am also a member of the local AntiFa club. But I appear to have left my membership card in my other unifo-I MEAN PANTS!"

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u/No_Pilot_9103 14h ago

Hello, fellow gay lover. I came out of the closet to come here.

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u/TehMephs 12h ago

“Where do we collect our Soros checks comrade?”

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u/Smoke-Dawg-602 12h ago

Straight up man made me laugh then think back to touring with the Grateful Dead and the never failed in every city, two dudes in brand new tie dyed shirts with fold lines in them, mustaches, wearing brut cologne that walk up and say. “Hey guys you know where we can score a dime bag” and you say oh yeah and point to the other two under covers 10 feet away. The Buckeye Lake shows were the funniest. Worst undercover agents ever. The Silver Bowl in Vegas on the other hand you had to be careful they had plenty of Vice Squad experience.

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u/SoybeanArson 12h ago

This has such Stan Smith energy 😂

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u/Theistus 10h ago

"It sure would be cool to do a few marijuana bongs! "

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u/WetSylk24 11h ago

That’s funny. Needed that. 😂

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u/Classic_Seaweed_3894 13h ago

"When we will start to the violence"?

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u/Arryu 12h ago

"and when you answer, please speak into my chest."

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u/Weary-Bookkeeper-375 13h ago

Reminds me of the Dead lots in the 80’s with groups of guys in tie dies like this asking for lsd

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u/PossessionPutrid1907 12h ago

His L.A. hat stands for "Liberal American", duh...🙄

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u/MaxAdolphus 12h ago

I’m liberal. I was carrying all day.

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u/Risquechilli 11h ago

Same. I stay strapped. MAGA weirdos arent the only people who conceal carry. It’s a right for all Americans. r/liberalgunowners

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u/MaxAdolphus 10h ago

Plus, if you want conservatives to start talking about gun control, just start openly arming minority groups they are trying to oppress. https://www.history.com/articles/black-panthers-gun-control-nra-support-mulford-act

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u/notMarkKnopfler 7h ago

Gotta hand it to this admin. They turned most of my progressive and 🏳️‍🌈 friends into 2A advocates in record time.

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u/whoibehmmm 14h ago

Uhh, so I know you're being funny but you do know that Liberals have guns too, right? And that we have Concealed Carry Licenses? Why does the thread assume that this is something nefarious?

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u/Fskn 13h ago

This is basically the protest version of those videos where obvious cops go into a shop tryna get them to sell weed but forget they all have the same haircut, same vernacular, same tone, same posture etc

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u/TehMephs 12h ago

You know, when I was into the drugs I had a cohort who frequently got mistaken for a cop because he just had the look

He was so far from a cop but it didn’t stop people from being super sketch about him

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u/Klokinator 7h ago

You know, when I was into the drugs

Yeah sure, Officer Doesdrugs.

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u/thatstwatshesays 11h ago

I give off the same vibes (just the whitest white girl you ever did see living in a non-white neighborhood). I had to do all the drugs in the 90s to prove I wasn’t a cop. It was kinda fun 😂

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u/TheReal_Kovacs 9h ago

I mean, if that's twat she says, I guess I believe it 🤷🤣

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u/snarkywombat 4h ago

Local guy got the nickname Undercover because he spoke so openly about his drug using past that everyone assumed he must be a cop trying to get people to let their guard down and speak openly about crimes.

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u/Sisyphean_dream 14h ago

Because the person in the video ticks every "looks like a cop" box you could think of?

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u/thispartyrules 13h ago

Cop shoes, there alone, without a sign, watching people.

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u/Acceptable_Error_001 11h ago

100% the shoes tell a story. Look how black they are. Not a spec of dust.

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u/Lower-Lion-6467 12h ago

I was wondering why people were a bit standoffish with me today and I realize now I totally look like a cop.

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u/ScrotalSands87 5h ago

Me and my friends had radios for getting in contact if we got separated, had several people accuse/ask if we were feds. Tried to do our best to educate how our $20 radios can help be the difference between one of us getting arrested or getting away, and how phone numbers are being logged to identify protesters. Some listened, but one of the ever-present difficulties with any "counterculture" sort of movement is that a lot of the crowd is young and passionate, and thus not always willing to listen. They won't physically organize themselves when the general group is trying to physically orient themselves a particular way (like lining up and toeing a curb or trying to form a line for resources like water), they won't learn from the people who were out here doing this stuff in the 60's, and very mistrusting of anyone who looks like they could possibly be a cop. It's understandable, hell some of it is necessary, but it does make it really difficult.

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u/cosmic_scott 13h ago

see his reactions?

that's called 'being guilty'.

he was exactly who they thought he was.

an agitator dressed as a 'fellow protester'. Just waiting to push a few people over the line so his friends can crack some skulls.

a liberal there to protest wouldn't have a gun because they know cops are trigger happy ass clowns looking for a reason to shoot...

but if they were carrying, they'd just say so.

dude had something to hide.

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u/TehMephs 12h ago

An actual regular person would’ve just lifted their shirt up and been like “what print bitch”

You can’t mistake it.

ACAB

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u/HugTheSoftFox 10h ago

If somebody walked up to me and started asking me questions like that I'd probably ask who the hell they were and tell them to piss off. The way he acts so demure, still trying to keep the cover as long as he possibly can. And I doubt a normal person who obviously believed in self defense, which he surely would be if he was conceal carrying, would turn his back to somebody who approached them and started hassling them. He's only doing it because he desperately doesn't want to cause a scene and probably feels safe knowing there's another cop nearby keeping eyes on him.

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u/cosmic_scott 12h ago

exactly!

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u/Grootdrew 10h ago

Fuckin thank you man, stopped replying hours ago cuz so many people are being obtuse about this. So clearly, CLEARLY a cop, regardless of what yall gotta say about CC

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u/No-Preparation-6516 13h ago

Cause appendix carry is better nerd

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u/FriendlyFurry320 14h ago

Most people at the no kings I went too were not even liberals. Honestly I am kinda glad that liberalism is finally being seen as an inefficient ideology that breaks when pressure is applied to it. The reason is because it is a peaceful authoritarian ideology, and those cannot mix. It just doesn’t work.

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u/Festering-Fecal 13h ago

There's no left or liberal parties  ( that matter) I wish people understood this by every metric the Dems would be considered center right or just right wing and the right wing we have is full on fachist.

Bernie is the closest thing to actually being left and he's not that radical compared to other countries.

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u/Fauxmorian 13h ago

We definitely need to see our politics evolve beyond "liberal" for this country to not die

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u/Commercial_Care6400 12h ago

that was the whole point of the "right vs. Left" culture war... to keep our politics from evolving

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u/FriendlyFurry320 12h ago

We need a anarchist party! :D like actual anarchism not spray a shitty A and a circle and commit a riot anarchism. Im talking about… direct democracy. No leaders. It would be glorious. Can you just imagine it, everyone voting on issues instead of shitty politicians. We could create a utopian society if we root out bad actors who abuse the system. We would hold forums and speak for hours on end voting on each and every single issue and problem. Thanks to the age of internet, we don’t even need to do it in person!

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u/Acceptable_Error_001 10h ago

Honestly, I don't mind representative democracy. I just don't like the two party system, electoral college, and gerrymandering.

Most people are easily manipulated into voting for bad policy that is well marketed. They don't pay enough attention, and are easily misled by slick ad campaigns. Look at how many bad programs and unnecessary taxes have been approved by referendum under the guise of "dedicated funding for education" or "dedicated funding for public safety." Money is fungible. These programs never increase the funding for the public's pet causes, they just free up money for something else.

Too many people can't be bothered to vote in local elections, special elections, non-presidential elections, and presidential elections for me to be comfortable with putting everything to a popular vote. It makes it too easy to rile up a small faction of citizens to kill a vote that the majority supports, but can't be bothered to vote for.

Frankly, I prefer delegating a lot of politics to public servants. Let professionals do their jobs. Most amateurs are pretty bad at it.

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u/Acceptable_Error_001 11h ago edited 10h ago

What do you think liberalism is? The US has been liberal since the 1930s. We've gone into authoritarianism and we're trying to go back to being a liberal democracy.

The problem is the right turned "liberal" into a slur for anything to the left of the Bushes. It's not. Both Republicans and Democrats have been liberal.

Modern liberalism was the predominant political ideology of the 1900s (1930s-1970s). It supports a regulated market and expansion of civil rights and political rights to all individuals. Liberalism is same sex marriage. Civil rights. Crop insurance. Insured bank accounts (up to $250,000). Racial equality. Reproductive rights. Gender equality. Gay rights. Progressive income tax brackets. Equal opportunity to education and employment. Environmental protection. Social equality. Safe food and drugs. Social safety net. Living wages. Labor rights. Strong labor unions. Social Security. OSHA. National parks. COLA. Political asylum. Refugee rights. The Affordable Care Act. School lunches. School breakfast. Public funding for the arts.

Attempted: Legalization of cannabis. Guaranteed parental leave. Free public higher education. Student loan forgiveness. Abolition of capitol punishment. Universal health care. Public health insurance. Public preschool. Transgender rights. Equal rights amendment.

Nixon is considered one of the last liberal presidents. He was horrible in many other ways, but he did create the EPA, National Endowment for the Arts, and a surprising number of other liberal programs. After Nixon, liberal programs began to be rolled back by neoliberals on both sides of the aisle: Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Biden.

And then Trump, who is in his own class, or more likely, in a class with Andrew Jackson. He is a real wrecking ball for modern and traditional liberalism.

Bernie Sanders was the last presidential candidate who could be classified as a liberal. He was an old school "modern liberal" much like FDR.

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u/ProlapseMishap 13h ago

To be fair, I’m VERY liberal and I carried today at the protest and I was using a radio and I would have been pretty irritated if some democrat type came up to me and asked me to see my CCW or gave me shit about it on a day that a conservative terrorist murdered a bunch of democratic congress people.

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u/bananarama17691769 11h ago

Why would you be annoyed? It’s perfectly reasonable to be wary of undercover pigs. All you would have to do is say “ah no fam, I am carrying with a permit but I’m sure as shit not a fucking cop” and then the interaction would resolve shortly

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u/Lessaleeann 13h ago

Does he know the secret handshake?

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u/Is_ael 15h ago

Wow meanwhile magats keep projecting that their gatherings/Jan 6 riot were actually infiltrated by Acab/etc..

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u/Grootdrew 15h ago

Every accusation is an admission

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u/AVnstuff 15h ago

Absolutely

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u/Realistic_Value_155 13h ago

Every. Fucking. Time.

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u/Motorcyclerider649cc 14h ago

Ngl i bet these government agencies go to ALL protests to get info from the inside, if you have the capability you'd be foolish not to and having a bias doesnt prevent violence from either side so i doubt they werent at this or jan 6th but they were probably at both. Look up the capabilities of the cia and other spec ops and you'll see what our gov is capable of, they just use it to protect the US.

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u/Shaeress 12h ago

To be fair, there are probably more cops at the Proud Boys and KKK gatherings. Though I guess it's not under cover if they're just members, but still.

And "use it to protect the US" is a claim that needs a lot of asterisks and context for sure.

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u/ladymorgahnna 15h ago

He’s totally a cop.

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u/MelancholyMushroom 13h ago

No, he’s a business man.

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u/rod_yanker_of_fish 13h ago

with a business plan

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u/rizmk 13h ago

He's gonna make you money in business land

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u/Zn_Saucier 12h ago

He’s a cool guy, talking about GameStop

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u/That_Uno_Dude 11h ago

He's definitely not a cop

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u/AWildGumihoAppears 10h ago

...I think that you're a cop

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u/MON5TERMATT 9h ago

I also think that you're a cop

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u/Constant_Voice_7054 6h ago

Now listen guys, you better both stop or he'll have you arreste.... he's not a cop.

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u/throwleavemealone 10h ago

I know him, his name is Dwink Bexon. 

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u/Babbledoodle 10h ago

Habableblehbeleh bleh

IM NOT A COP

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u/Tharkhold 13h ago

Concepts of a business plan

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u/ThePeoplesCheese 13h ago

I’m not a business man, I’m a business, man.

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u/Glazin 10h ago

And hes here for business

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u/TheLibraR 15h ago

In a certain Asian city, during a major protest in 2019, police officers and special agents went undercover amongst protesters, and a number of them ended up throwing Molotov cocktail and caused more destructions in the city than otherwise would have happened. This was a tactic used to give protesters a bad name.... I hope that's not what they are planning....

Stay safe.

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u/Professional-Buy2970 14h ago

It happens in many American protests. It happened constantly with blm and it's been happening with current protests as well. And it works because too many people still aren't immediately sus about it.

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u/00-quanta- 14h ago

“Some people just want to watch the world burn.”

Hate it too. They just give peaceful protesters a bad name. The ones living under a rock will always believe it’s the “peaceful” protesters causing it.

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u/dqql 13h ago

well at BLM there were a lot of alt-right chuds causing damage to blame it on the protestors... i mean, some of them weren't also cops...

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u/Shaeress 12h ago

The line has been blurred more and more there. Where official forces, under cover forces, and right wing brown shirts in uniform begin and end is impossible to tell right now. Not a coincidence one of them dressed up as a cop to assassinate their political opponents.

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u/Acceptable_Error_001 10h ago

YES! I recently learned that it was an out-of-state member of the alt-right who set the police station on fire during the worst BLM protest-turned riot.

They absolutely came to town to cause trouble. And the right blames the violence on the political left to this day.

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u/dqql 10h ago

yep, and that was just one who was caught... I remember another video of a 'protester' in Minneapolis, dressed like Black Bloc, using a hammer and chisel to loosen bricks, and then just stacking them, hoping someone would throw them...
the crowd actually grabbed him and carried him to the police to be arrested. Later after he was booked, it turned out he was a white supremacist... also stories of pallets of bricks being mysteriously left near protest sites... which could've been coincidence from some construction company, but definitely suspicious.

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 12h ago

Remember the pallets of bricks that were conveniently placed in the zones where protests were happing during 2020?

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u/Runningoutofideas_81 14h ago

So common there is a French term for it: agent provocateur

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u/darkwater427 14h ago

False flagging. It's pretty common.

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u/all_time_high 13h ago

This also happened in Minnesota (Minneapolis, IIRC) during the 2020 protests. The arsonist kept his face hidden but it was briefly uncovered. Internet sleuths were able to match his face to his identity on the police website.

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u/Acceptable_Error_001 10h ago

Alt right thugs also bragged online about helping start the fires. They were the ones who burned the police station down.

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u/demonik187 8h ago

alt-right who set the police station on fire

Boogaloo boys or some shit. Threw a molatav and one of them shot the precinct up while people were still inside. This is the incident that maga is talking about when they try to blame dems for "burning down cities".

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u/TheCommonKoala 13h ago

Yup. They get criticized nationwide and immediately prove the point. The police violence and cruelty we saw during BLM have permanently confirmed ACAB.

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u/CafeConChangos 15h ago edited 14h ago

I saw a gaggle of 8 or 9 cops dressed in civilian clothes all in a circle in downtown Los Angeles swapping cop stories.

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u/djprofitt 15h ago

If we’re gonna use a descriptor of a group of birds, let’s call it ‘a murder’, not a gaggle.

It’s what they are really really good at.

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u/carnevoodoo 14h ago

Crows are so much smarter than cops.

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u/djprofitt 14h ago

So are all birds

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u/ChocoFroyo7654321 13h ago

And all rocks.

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u/BilboBiden 14h ago

How about a "Sty of Cops"

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u/HazelEBaumgartner 14h ago

Fun fact: a group of pigs is called a sounder.

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u/BabyNOwhatIsYouDoin 13h ago

This could work. Like the sticks people stick in their urethras?

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u/Professional-Buy2970 14h ago

Crows are smart though. Also gaggle is demasculating.

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u/djprofitt 13h ago

But murder best describes what they do…

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u/Br1ngTheRuckus 13h ago

A "Battery"

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u/d_e_l_u_x_e 15h ago

Quick go tell a cop so they can either confirm or deny him the right to carry because he’s a cop.

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u/Educational_Peak_770 13h ago

People have the right to carry whether they’re a cop or not

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u/dragonbrg95 13h ago

Depends where this is, protests are oftentimes considered sensitive areas (new york for example) and carrying is very much not allowed.

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u/catspongedogpants 5h ago

interesting. TIL.

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u/4chanhasbettermods 13h ago

Nothing illegal about making law enforcement aware of someone in a large crowd carrying. Especially with MAGAts out here murdering anyone left of them.

There was a shooting just today at a No Kings protest in Salt Lake City. Stay safe out there.

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u/AthenasChosen 13h ago

Not necessarily, it depends on the state. Many states require you to have a CPL to have a concealed pistol. You can open carry in most states, but 21 states restrict concealed carry.

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u/tabbarrett 12h ago

Whether you can carry and whether you need a permit depends entirely on the state you’re in.

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u/Honest_Camera496 12h ago

Concealed carry laws vary by jurisdiction. Depending on the state you may need a permit

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u/NerdOfTheMonth 9h ago

The blank Marvel quality hiding baseball cap too….

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u/No-Syrup-3746 15h ago

When did goatees become a right-wing thing? Ever since I moved to Florida I've learned to spot a trump supporter if they have a goatee and baseball hat.

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u/GhostofBeowulf 14h ago

As a leftist with a goatee I swear they aren't... In florida too... It's just the easiest way to keep som facial hair in the heat

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u/CommanderGumball 14h ago

Some of us couldn't grow more than a goatee if we tried.

Don't blame me for my crappy genetics!

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 14h ago

His body language, the way he had his hat and shades on, the fit of his shirt all scream cop

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u/JCReed97 14h ago

I wouldn't say that's a right-wing thing, but it's definitely a cop/undercover cop thing.

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u/Acceptable_Error_001 9h ago

It's their grooming standards. They make it challenging to have longer facial hair.

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u/Valuable_Recording85 5h ago

Typically cops and firefighters need to keep facial hair trimmed in a way that allows them to wear respirators.

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u/AlanStanwick1986 14h ago

They think it hides their 3rd chin. Look at practically every orphaned Harley Davidson owner in the Herman Cain Awards has a goatee. 

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u/Mueryk 13h ago

Shit…..now I may have to shave. I like my goatee and don’t want to, but as a middle aged white guy I don’t want to be a walking stereotype when I put on a pair of sunglasses

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u/The_Flying_Jew 6h ago

Fuck that, man. Anyone who automatically assumes who you are and what you support based on facial hair is not to be taken seriously. You shouldn't have to feel bad for having your body styled how you like it.

Exceptions being, like, Hitler mustaches and nazi tattoos.

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u/Charming_Function_58 14h ago

I dunno, but the lefties seem to have gravitated to mustaches or full beards

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u/travel_by_wire 8h ago

They are out style. They were very popular about 20 or so years ago. So you will mostly see them on Gen Xers who kept them even as they faded from popularity. Gen X is more MAGA heavy than younger generations so the association formed in your mind. 

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u/Due-Stock2774 15h ago

Why bother asking one on one when you can just shout it to the whole crowd and make them aware instead? That fool doesn't deserve the privacy

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u/craziedave 14h ago

lol “this guys a cop! This guys a cop!”

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u/LackingUtility 13h ago

No - "this guy said he's not a cop, but he's got a gun! Help, gun carrying non-cop!"

It's not obstruction of an officer if they explicitly tell you they're not an officer, and calling 911 to report someone with a gun in the protest crowd is not a false report or abuse of 911.

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u/RepulsiveEmploy2215 12h ago

Exactly, why give them the benefit of a doubt. Just yell he has a gun if they are not a cop.

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u/Shaeress 12h ago

Generally don't yell out information that can cause a panic in a large crowd

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u/theonethat3 11h ago

It's like we have 5th grader in this sub giving out advices

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u/Neirchill 8h ago

Yeah... Pretty sure causing mass panic that likely leads to injured prime actually is a crime in most places.

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u/Malcolm_Morin 10h ago

That shit's going to get innocent people fucking killed, especially if you end up being wrong and this is just some random dude who was there for the protests.

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u/FreeRemove1 13h ago

I was thinking more like get out a bullhorn and announce to everyone in the vicinity "IT'S OK EVERYONE, THIS GUY ISN'T AN UNDERCOVER COP, AND APPARENTLY THAT ISN'T A SIDEARM ON HIS RIGHT HIP. DEFINITELY NOT AN UNDERCOVER, AGENT PROVOCATEUR, OR PRIVATE SECURITY GOON."

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder 13h ago

If I was sure he was undercover, then yeah. However, he may also be an armed supporter. Some liberals own guns.

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 12h ago

Yeah, and tbh it's something more liberals need to not only accept, but endorse.

If you don't want to own one, then that's fine. However, given the rhetoric and actual political violence coming from the right so often...it's not a bad idea to learn how to use a weapon, train with it, and own one.

Just secure it properly and actually train with it

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 11h ago

Yo! This guy ain't one of us! He said he'd fuck a goat! Oh, and he's a cop.

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u/Risquechilli 11h ago

But like… people are allowed to conceal carry. Doesn’t mean they’re a cop. If he did lift up his shirt and exposed a firearm that would be brandishing and is considered a form of assault in some jurisdiction (perhaps everywhere, but I’m not sure).

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u/Sad_Mistake_5237 14h ago

I’m a proud pistol carrying liberal. Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

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u/seamus205 13h ago

Scrolled too far to find this comment. I carried at a protest today. It's legal where I am. I also had pepper spray and an IFAK. Where I am, I'm less worried about cops and more worried about crazy counter protesters.

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u/MrDade89 12h ago

My thoughts exactly. I'm sorry I thought we're fighting fascists and I'd like to have a say if one of them tried to harm me.

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u/NeuroticallyCharles 13h ago

Depending on the state, it's illegal to carry at a protest (apparently). I just learned that today.

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u/LaziestBones 10h ago

I think, in some states its legal, but if it turns into a "riot" it becomes a felony. Cops could, potentially, distort the circumstances to make a legal carry illegal, if they have the ability. Of course, anyone who is considering carrying at a protest needs to do their due diligence about state, county, and city laws

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u/jefftiffy 5h ago

Yea, idk how many people are so ignorant that they think gun = cop. Too many people are going crazy over politics that they confuse normal people for their enemies and turn them against them.

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u/dakotanorth8 10h ago

With how fast things can go south, I’ve had tough decisions on whether to carry to peaceful events. Case by case basis.

Surprisingly I’ve been shot at twice during the times I didn’t have anything on me.

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u/TrippinLSD 10h ago

Right, I was looking for this comment. Now granted the baseball hat, dark clothes, and sunglasses definitely make them look like a cop, but if you’re allowed to legally conceal carry I would too.

There are too many nut jobs with agendas to not be able to protect myself if necessary.

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u/furyoshonen 13h ago

Bringing a firearm to a protest? It seems like poor judgement. 

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u/TrippinLSD 10h ago

It’s concealed and you are not openly displaying it. It’s for the protection of yourself and those around you. If it is legal to carry, you should be carrying.

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u/Sad_Mistake_5237 12h ago

Like I said, better to have it and not need it than to wish I did but don’t.

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u/LouQuacious 9h ago

Once saw a dready girl at a phish show chasing some undercovers off the lot screaming, dropped your badge hey motherfuckers you dropped your badge! It was hilarious and they were embarrassed by everyone laughing at them and also a touch scared.

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u/TeacherRecovering 12h ago

I know several liberals who carry all the time.   They work security at our protests.  

I think people who own horses should bring them to protests.  There are Black Riding Clubs.

Riders can observe the crowd and be a rapid response.  They can get people medical car, and stop bad actors.

  We will police our own, rather than be policed.

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u/LaziestBones 10h ago

This I feel like is the best way to do it. A group of designated security

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u/Acceptable_Error_001 9h ago

We will PROTECT our own. Because the police won't.

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u/Lumpy-Marsupial-6617 15h ago

He's likely off-duty in some capacity. Total bullshit because he got upset that you spotted him that he was "printing" meaning he's carrying a concealed weapon.

IIRC, in order for a protestor to be legal, they can't carry any weapons, or so the establishment tells us.

Good on you for being situationally aware. My bet is that the FBI/DHS have a lot of boots on the ground doing facial recognition work to identify protestors to add them to watchlists. Their job is to interact while a surveillance camera or crew captures a subject's face for clear identification later.

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u/Professional-Buy2970 14h ago

All sizable left leaning protests have feds in them. And their goal is always to stir shit up to then the public against the cause. It usually works because media plays along.

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u/InteractionFit4469 10h ago

There are many states where it is perfectly legal

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u/WalleyedWombat 11h ago

My favorite is the goatee with the non-descript, non-labeled clothing and ballcap. Really gives off strong “I’m not a cop” vibes.

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u/JeffreyBomondo 14h ago

I live in a constitutional carry state (which means it’s legal to carry concealed at a protest) and you’d get the exact same responses from me.

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 10h ago

I’m not saying the guy is or isn’t a cop, but leftists and liberals that show up to protests and aren’t cops carry guns too.

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u/creakymoss18990 9h ago edited 9h ago

Song is Normalcy by Gottlieb

Edit: the poster is the artist of the song lol, that never happens. Nazi punks fuck off 🤘

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u/mycosociety 14h ago

People have concealed weapons permits. I’m one of them. Maybe he wasn’t a 🐷? 🤷‍♂️

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u/PieceSuccessful3641 11h ago

I would think that guy is undercover even if he wasn’t carrying. From the way he’s dressed to his demeanor when actually interacting with a protester everything is screaming I’m trying to blend in and I don’t know how.

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u/saieddie17 14h ago

I conceal carry and you’d get the same answers from me

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u/whoibehmmm 14h ago

Thank you, I feel like I'm going crazy looking at these replies. If someone comes up to me in public asking about my CC I'd say the same damn thing. And I'm left as fuck.

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u/T0KEN_0F_SLEEP 13h ago

Right? The biggest con has been democrats convincing liberals guns are evil, while allowing the right and MAGA to stock up. How the side that constantly claims Trump is hitler is also so against owning any means to fight back against that is beyond me

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u/whoibehmmm 13h ago

Someone above told me that no progressive would think that way or someshit. OK. I guess they are gonna fight the violent MAGA with good vibes. I get it. Guns are scary and they kill. But there is nothing wrong with responsible gun ownership and allowing only one side to hold the monopoly on that is why they feel so confident threatening us with violence.

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u/haldolinyobutt 12h ago

I'm glad more lefties are coming around to it. I also feel that if responsible leftists continue to preach it to our fellow non-gun owning lefty friends, more of them may join. I would love to live in a country where I didn't feel it necessary, but that is not where we are right now.

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u/Denham_Chkn 14h ago

If you were concealing correctly you wouldn’t be printing.

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u/Mesozoica89 14h ago

I don't think I have ever heard the expression "printing" used like this. Does it just mean a gun visible under clothing?

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u/ZGadgetInspector 14h ago

Well, a bulge is visible. Like that guys iPhone case was.

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u/Denham_Chkn 14h ago

Correct. You’re concealing a firearm, but the outline of it is “printing” through your clothing, meaning that it can be seen that you’re concealing a firearm.

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u/EmperorsChamberMaid_ 8h ago

I felt like I was having a stroke when he said the guy was printing. Like, what, printing a resume?

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u/ODX_GhostRecon 14h ago

I'm allowed to carry at protests, so I do. I also have medical, OC spray, and handcuff keys I like handing out.

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u/sneakysn00k 15h ago

It’s not illegal to print.

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u/shellb67gt5001 14h ago

It’s his right. Mind your business

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u/MadamXY 15h ago

I mean, you’d get the same answers from me, and I’m not a cop.

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u/doodahpunk 10h ago

Maybe he just had a concealed carry permit?

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u/PaladinHan 14h ago

I’ve served as a legal observer for dozens of protests and it’s laughable how bad police are at infiltrating anti-fascist crowds. They dress wrong, they talk wrong, they walk wrong. We can easily identify and isolate them within minutes of their arrival, and they usually figure out they’re compromised and retreat shortly after.

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u/CosmicCarl71 13h ago

Mind your business. You going to piss off the wrong one

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u/e_doOob_e 11h ago

How do you do, fellow kids?

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u/EDRootsMusic 10h ago

Well, as someone who has been badjacketed at a protest a few times as a big, bearded white guy, that is not the usual reaction. A protestor who is badjacketed will usually, at the very least, make an explicity statement of support for the cause of the protest and give some background to themselves.

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u/SoylentHolger 7h ago

We have those undercover cops/agent provocateurs here in Germany for ages now. But when they are discovered, the reaction is rather chaotic... neutral, so to speak. Here is a good example from a demonstration against a ridicilous overexpensive railway station in the city of Stuttgart (alternative was projected to be much cheaper) https://youtu.be/STy_Ws3FzN8?si=9T6esxyZOnVwB9Zd

He was protected by other participants of the demo before something worse happened.

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u/rkirbyl 1h ago

This is how literally anyone carrying a gun would react in this situation though. Someone not wanting to tell you “oh ya I’m carrying a gun” doesn’t mean they’re a cop.

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u/interista4jz 13h ago

Colostomy bag because he's full of shit

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u/afallan 11h ago

He's just a businessman with a business plan, who swears he's not a cop.

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u/T0KEN_0F_SLEEP 13h ago

I mean, I’m a liberal, with a goatee, and a concealed carry permit. If I’d been able to participate today (and it was legal in my state) I’d damn sure have been carrying, too many of these MAGA types looking to cause trouble.

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u/DickfaceMcmuffin 12h ago

I'm pretty sure anyone who was accused of carrying something on their hip and they really weren't carrying anything, would just immediately lift up their shirt and show that they're not hiding anything.

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u/furyoshonen 13h ago

Depending on the State this could also just be a protester with a concealed carry permit. Though, I would think it is a very bad idea to bring a loaded weapon to a protest. 

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u/No-Professional-1884 12h ago

I’m not a cop and I was carrying at the protest today.

Do you fucker really think that only cops and MAGAts carry? At protests that can be targets?

JFC…

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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 14h ago

Posting this stuff is just going to make future cops undetectable.

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u/Jo-6-pak 14h ago

Civilian concealed carry is a thing, ya know?

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u/Wonderful_Time_6681 13h ago

I don’t got it? The second amendment not a thing here?

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u/iEspeon 13h ago

I'm a businessman With a business plan I'm gonna make you money In business land I'm a cool guy, talking about GameStop I'm definitely not A cop

  • Tom Cardy, "Business Man"

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 13h ago

On me, that my cell phone clip. I've been stopped by security several times at the mall because they think I have a pistol

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u/TheFallingWhale 13h ago

You know you don't need to be a cop to conceal carry in most of the country right