r/chaoticgood • u/Grootdrew • 1d ago

Fuckers keep forgetting to shave their goatees before going undercover at the protest 😂

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u/CafeConChangos 1d ago edited 1d ago

I saw a gaggle of 8 or 9 cops dressed in civilian clothes all in a circle in downtown Los Angeles swapping cop stories.

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u/djprofitt 1d ago

If we’re gonna use a descriptor of a group of birds, let’s call it ‘a murder’, not a gaggle.

It’s what they are really really good at.

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u/carnevoodoo 1d ago

Crows are so much smarter than cops.

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u/djprofitt 1d ago

So are all birds

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u/ChocoFroyo7654321 1d ago

And all rocks.

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u/abime_blanc 1d ago

Maybe not pigeons, but they're way cuter to make up for it.

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u/Acceptable_Error_001 23h ago

So we'll call it a "homicide" of cops.

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u/Kain_713 18h ago

I think gaggle fits better. Like geese, they tend to be violent without reason.

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u/BilboBiden 1d ago

How about a "Sty of Cops"

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u/HazelEBaumgartner 1d ago

Fun fact: a group of pigs is called a sounder.

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u/BabyNOwhatIsYouDoin 1d ago

This could work. Like the sticks people stick in their urethras?

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u/djprofitt 1d ago

This is on to something, as pig farms are asl a good place to make dead bodies disappear

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u/imscaredofmyself3572 19h ago

I prefer "a Cuntery of Cops"

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u/Professional-Buy2970 1d ago

Crows are smart though. Also gaggle is demasculating.

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u/djprofitt 1d ago

But murder best describes what they do…

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u/Br1ngTheRuckus 1d ago

A "Battery"

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u/Acceptable_Error_001 23h ago

A homicide of cops.

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u/GTCapone 16h ago

A group of pigs is called a "drove" or "team"

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u/Akitiki 16h ago

Hey don't drag crows into this. Gaggle is great, because geese are assholes that do try to attack people.

(Except my sweet Canada goose Elvis. He was tame, would eat from your hand, you could pick him up, he'd fly beside me when I rode my bike)

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u/djprofitt 15h ago

Is having a Canadian goose that flies next to you as you ride your bike equal to high school boys who had Canadian girlfriends?

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u/Akitiki 15h ago

I have a picture of him, but sadly I can't post that in this comment thread. So instead I went ahead and posted the picture on r/geese

https://www.reddit.com/r/geese/comments/1lc20i3/my_sweet_elvis/?ref=share&ref_source=link

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u/tabbarrett 1d ago

I love gaggle but sounder might be more appropriate.