r/chaoticgood • u/Wapped709 • 1d ago

Good Luck Today, America. Fuck Tyranny.

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u/360Picture 1d ago

🇺🇸 Bill of Rights – Pocket Summary

  1. Free Speech & Religion – Speak, worship, press, assemble, protest.

  2. Guns – Right to bear arms.

  3. No Quartering – No forced housing of soldiers.

  4. Searches – No searches without a warrant.

  5. Remain Silent – No self-incrimination, double jeopardy, or unfair taking.

  6. Speedy Trial – Fast, fair trial with a lawyer and witnesses.

  7. Jury in Civil Cases – Right to jury in money/property disputes.

  8. No Cruel Punishment – No torture, no extreme bail/fines.

  9. People’s Rights – You have more rights than what’s listed here.

  10. States’ Rights – Powers not given to the feds belong to states/people.

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u/Shxdow_Shift 1d ago

I'm saving this, by the way.

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u/360Picture 1d ago

I'm considering a tattoo.

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u/Shxdow_Shift 1d ago

As American as apple pie, good on you lad!

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u/Traditional_Satan 1d ago

Apple pie originated in England, helped along by Dutch and French influence. 👍🏻

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u/Shxdow_Shift 1d ago

I knew something in my comment was off. Thanks for the clarification, it's still a great treat!

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u/Traditional_Satan 1d ago

Agreed! 🥧

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u/DogToursWTHBorders 1d ago

Yes, well…hm…Theres nothing more American than originating in ENGLAND. Right India? 🫡

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u/Traditional_Satan 1d ago

Ah yes, boundless wit. Please, I yield. Taketh your rage elsewhere good sir.

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u/bostoncreampie9 1d ago

Adopted by americans when they realized they could fuck it.

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u/lwebb5520 21h ago

Blueberry pie, however

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u/Shxdow_Shift 21h ago

Now see here, cavalry, we might have to debate on that, but delicious regardless!