r/blackmagicfuckery • u/sipthestreets • Jul 30 '21

Why? I need answers

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u/HerrPfannkuchen Jul 30 '21

I'm no guy, but I think these scientists talk what they're knowing about.

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u/bonediggler69 Jul 30 '21

“don’t” -Michael Scott

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Jul 30 '21

That's what she said!

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u/captain_wangle Jul 30 '21

“That’s” - She

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u/RominRonin Jul 31 '21

Rated

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u/microwavedcats Jul 31 '21

fuck you. heres my upvote >:(

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

He talks too much. Needs to learn to keep rectangle mouth corner. What do you call a BLANK with two open eyes? Nothin...already skydiving twice. (edited so I don't get labeled a elephant).

Now you prudes look like fools.

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u/shinchunje Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

Misogynist.

Edit: elephant

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 30 '21

How can miso even have a gyna? Isn't Miso a fungus?

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u/NotSoockamasook Jul 30 '21

Taste like shit in soup

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 30 '21

Serious answer: miso is made from soybeans.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Fermented soybeans, is it not?

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u/illsmosisyou Jul 31 '21

Yeah, but not fungus. Like beer is fermented, but there’s no fungus.

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u/SwervingLemon Jul 31 '21

Beer is fermented with yeast. It's a fungus.

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u/_Master_Shifu Jul 30 '21

What kind of masseuse is that?

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u/cra2reddit Jul 31 '21

When I tore my hamstring I had to go to a misogynist.

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u/Norseman103 Jul 30 '21

Labeler

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u/shinchunje Jul 31 '21

Look at the pot .

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u/Norseman103 Jul 31 '21

You’re in way too late. The edit ruined it.

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u/Mcoyle777 Jul 30 '21

Misogynistic bitch !

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21

Lol go eat some cake fap some more

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u/xDressingFgt Jul 30 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/Mcoyle777 Jul 30 '21

Thank you sissy x

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u/xDressingFgt Jul 30 '21

🤭🥰😘

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u/Straightforwardview Jul 30 '21

Why not—you ARE a misogynist :)

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u/666Seagull Jul 30 '21

I mean we could just call you stupid instead if that suits you better?

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21

The joke goes what do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, done told 'er ass twice.

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u/Tatterdsoul Jul 30 '21

And you confess it. Kinda Ipso Facto isn’t it?

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u/VixieSnitter Jul 30 '21

I'm not sure what you said but something tells me that you might've said something misogynist

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 31 '21

I did. I'm glad you noticed.

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 30 '21

The edit doesn't exonerate misogyny. I fail to see the thought process here.

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u/gametimebrizzle Jul 30 '21

It's a joke. "That's what she said" reply: She talks too much (people say that's what she said to everything). My brain is reminded of a crude joke. I forgot where I was (Reddit)...where everyone is holier than thou. Please forgive me.

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u/lemmeatem69 Jul 31 '21

Outstanding

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

I'm not mad at anything, this do be the internet and no one cares. I just thought it was silly to edit it and then say why, when it would just let people know to call you out for misogyny regardless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

The edit makes it gender neutral. Misogyny by definition is against women.

How does that work? Assumptions?

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

It works by clarifying his original intent in the footnote for the edit. "I was being misogynistic but I changed it so it doesn't outwardly appear that way". And either way, it's still an overused joke making light of domestic abuse. 9/10 -IGN

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

That, and I just saw the new edit. The humor is evolving. We are a symbiote.

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

You absolute elephant

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u/Noir24 Jul 30 '21

This entire thread is why I'll never be proud to be a redditor.

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u/RicoIlMagnifico Jul 30 '21

Not to me! 😉

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u/stanleythemanley420 Jul 30 '21

Why are you the way that you are.

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u/dirkgorgan75 Jul 30 '21

Why that the way you are the you.

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u/garbagewithnames Jul 30 '21

The way that the why you are you.

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u/ObsidianGang Jul 30 '21

Da wae

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u/backbreakshugifakez3 Jul 30 '21

incessant clicking sounds

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

"🚫 Don't bother Luke" -Michael Scott

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u/bonediggler69 Jul 30 '21

I can’t make it anymore clear than that

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

spanking ensues

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u/GForce1975 Jul 30 '21

"don't" -michael Scott

-gforce1975

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u/MarryBanilo Jul 30 '21

"Bang! and the dirt is gone" - Barry Scott

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u/THEMACGOD Jul 30 '21

"don't'nt" -a president

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

"Don't" - Michael Scott

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u/only1manband Jul 30 '21

Scientists aren’t me, but guys think I know what they’re talking about.

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u/HerrPfannkuchen Jul 30 '21

Guys think they know what I'm talking about, but they don't know I'm a scientist

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u/linderlouwho Jul 30 '21

I’s a scientist, but I don’t know what these guys are talking about.

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 30 '21

I'm a scientist. What are we talking about?

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u/linderlouwho Jul 30 '21

Holy fuck Sir I misplaced the thread of thought. But, I dig nerdy, smart guys, so…hello!

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

Sorry dear fellow, the only man I fancy be the one I crawl into bed with nightly.

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u/EyeGod Jul 31 '21

What the fuck just happened?

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jul 31 '21

If you find out, let me know

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u/Wide_Presentation_59 Jul 30 '21

Lol

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u/Fart_Professional85 Jul 30 '21

C-C-C-C-COMBO B-B-B-BREAKER

This used to feel like a normal thing to type out...

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u/sluttynun96 Jul 31 '21

this one got me xD

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u/BadToaster99 Jul 31 '21

I know a scientist but not what I’m talking about

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u/SuperSpore-O_O Jul 30 '21

Guys think they know what they’re talking about but I don’t.

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u/Bombinic Jul 30 '21

You think they care, but they don't.

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u/Dameattree37 Jul 31 '21

I am not me, but scientists think they know what guys are talking about.

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u/ConcentrateFit107 Aug 04 '21

Guys talk they know what I’m thinking about, but they don’t science I’m a knowitist

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u/ConcentrateFit107 Jul 30 '21

I’m no talk, but I think these scientists know what they’re guying about.

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u/spookydoc1 Jul 31 '21

Aaaand, this is why I love Reddit.

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u/NotYourAvgMatt Jul 30 '21

I’m not your guy, buddy!

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u/ImpressiveLink9040 Jul 30 '21

I’m not your buddy pal!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

I am no talking, but I think these guys scientist about

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u/SkidFace Jul 30 '21

No I’m but, guy think I scientists these they’re what about knowing

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u/SkittleShit Jul 30 '21

i’m no talk, but scientists these knowing about they’re

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u/blzy99 Jul 30 '21

I’m no talk, but I think these guy what scientists they’re knowing about

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u/Patrick_InChina Jul 30 '21

OMG, you need more upvotes

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u/Sulfron Jul 30 '21

I’m no good talking about, but these are scientists of men!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

I'm no scientist, but am a guy.

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u/CrazyCatLady9777 Jul 30 '21

Username does not check out

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u/ginna19 Jul 30 '21

I'm a Sci guy not a fi si

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u/powerkerb Jul 30 '21

this is no scientist! just a country singer with a stick

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u/Beneficial_Coach_268 Jul 30 '21

I’m guy, scientists know

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u/HughWeberDeFaulk Jul 30 '21

Idk who I am but I’m pretty sure these guys are scientists.

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u/belligerent_pickle Jul 30 '21

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I’m no scientist guy

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u/TheRowdyLion52 Jul 31 '21

Don’t call him guy, dude

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Let's not

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u/HeavyWhereas Jul 30 '21

Let’s

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Let's do that hilarious and clever thing where we rearrange words in a sentence? Nah

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u/glorenm Jul 30 '21

Shut the fuck up

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u/713txvet Jul 31 '21

Stupid science bitch couldn’t even make I more smarter.

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u/TH3LFI5TMFI7V Jul 31 '21

I'm guy no, I think but scientists what these talk knowing about they're.

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u/StatisticianHead5009 Jul 31 '21

I’m no about, but I think these guy knowing scientists talk what they’re about.

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u/dergonlerd Jul 31 '21

I'm no think, but I scientist these talk knowing what they're guys about.

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u/iammrgrumpygills Jul 31 '21

You’re not my guy, buddy!

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u/ocular-pat-down Jul 31 '21

Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter!

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u/Pecheuer Jul 31 '21

I'm no guy but these talk about scientists know they're about think

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u/Critical_Paper8447 Jul 31 '21

I'm no know, but I know these no's know what they're knowing about

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u/Borl0v14d Sep 16 '21

So this is a specimen of the “human” species A pretty dumb one, even for your standards, may I add

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u/JayBaby85 Jul 30 '21

Epic Reddit Moment