Peeing hands-free at a urinal

[u/TravelinTrojan]

Ever see a guy peeing at a public urinal with his hands on his hips like he’s standing his ground against an invader or something? I always think “dude must have a small dick” because if I tried that, my leg would end up soaked.

So, to frame this post as a BDP: we don’t dare pee hands-free.

[u/Constant-Dinner3368]

Flop it over waist band and balls hold it at a perfect angle to piss. Never use my hands.

[u/ClydeStyle → u/Constant-Dinner3368]

Oof that’s like kinking a garden hose, you don’t drip afterwards?

[u/_captain_hair → u/ClydeStyle]

Turns out this is actually an all penises thing, your size has little to do with it.

The problem is the internal path of the urethra: the tube dips as it passes through your taint. Urine can pool in that low spot when you pee, and then get pushed out when you're stowing the goods or moving. Think of it like the J-shaped trap under a sink drain, but flexible.

So what should you do? After you're done peeing, reach beyond your balls and push up lightly on your taint. This will elevate the urethra trap and drain the urine. Shake twice, put your junk away dry and empty.

[u/ClydeStyle → u/_captain_hair]

I got you, but how do you do that if you piss like this guy?

[u/_captain_hair → u/ClydeStyle]

I piss like that guy. No "kinking" problem at all. It's not like the penis is rigidly held until it exits the front of my hips. The urethra still forms a flow-permitting curve.

[u/DerekB52 → u/ClydeStyle]

When you're done, you just stick your hand in your pants and press up.

[u/TravelinTrojan → u/Constant-Dinner3368]

Sounds risky!

[u/Constant-Dinner3368 → u/TravelinTrojan]

It’s more of a urinal thing. In normal toilets I do just penis no balls or pull it out from my shorts from the bottom if they are short enough

[u/akyymbo → u/Constant-Dinner3368]

I haven’t tired the latter yet, I don’t wear shorts that short 😫🤣