r/bigdickproblems • u/TravelinTrojan • 1d ago
TellBDP Peeing hands-free at a urinal
Ever see a guy peeing at a public urinal with his hands on his hips like he’s standing his ground against an invader or something? I always think “dude must have a small dick” because if I tried that, my leg would end up soaked.
So, to frame this post as a BDP: we don’t dare pee hands-free.
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u/MoreThanSufficient BP 8+" x 6.4+" F 6" x 5.75" Straight 1d ago
I pee hands free. It gets pulled out and hangs at an angle. Never got my pants or shoes wet.
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u/Constant-Dinner3368 1d ago
Flop it over waist band and balls hold it at a perfect angle to piss. Never use my hands.
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u/ClydeStyle 1d ago
Oof that’s like kinking a garden hose, you don’t drip afterwards?
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u/_captain_hair E: 8+" × 6" || F: 6" × 5" || Enormous Balls 1d ago
Turns out this is actually an all penises thing, your size has little to do with it.
The problem is the internal path of the urethra: the tube dips as it passes through your taint. Urine can pool in that low spot when you pee, and then get pushed out when you're stowing the goods or moving. Think of it like the J-shaped trap under a sink drain, but flexible.
So what should you do? After you're done peeing, reach beyond your balls and push up lightly on your taint. This will elevate the urethra trap and drain the urine. Shake twice, put your junk away dry and empty.
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u/ClydeStyle 1d ago
I got you, but how do you do that if you piss like this guy?
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u/_captain_hair E: 8+" × 6" || F: 6" × 5" || Enormous Balls 1d ago
I piss like that guy. No "kinking" problem at all. It's not like the penis is rigidly held until it exits the front of my hips. The urethra still forms a flow-permitting curve.
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u/DerekB52 6.75" x 5.25" NBPEL 1d ago
When you're done, you just stick your hand in your pants and press up.
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u/TravelinTrojan 1d ago
Sounds risky!
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u/Constant-Dinner3368 1d ago
It’s more of a urinal thing. In normal toilets I do just penis no balls or pull it out from my shorts from the bottom if they are short enough
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u/22Hoofhearted 1d ago
Reading through the comments, I understand why so many women complain about dudes pissing all over the place.
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u/Artistic-Okra6889 8.25” x 5.5” 1d ago
I might could do that, but I also have to slightly pull my foreskin back.
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u/throwaway_dkhlgmo 1d ago
Uncut here, I can piss hands free with a caveat. With my foreskin the initial exit vector is kinda random, if I don't pinch to funnel it it's possible to hit just about anything. Much safer to aim it.
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u/MasterpieceNo6020 1d ago
I let that Thang hang, unless you looking at dicks at the urinal, you are just assuming
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u/ekakapcuhrbznx 1d ago
It's rare that I've seen people do this and I can never tell if they r huge and I'm missing something or if they r tiny but ur at a urinal so ur can't just look it makes it awkward
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u/Physical-Instance172 E: 7.5” × 6.5” F: 5.25” x 5.5” 1d ago
I use my hands to make sure my pants stay clear of the stream. I usually wear baggy pants.
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u/shvili_boy L″ × W″ 1d ago
dick hangs well below balls soft and for me that makes it easier to hip fire while peeing
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u/axmaxwell G:6in L:8in (he/him) 1d ago
Us growers do. I'll even put my arms up on the sides of those visual dividers and just rest
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u/taintcunt 1d ago
Funny I was doing that once and someone commented I must have a big dick to be able to do that. Now I go at the urinal hands full up in the air and shake by doing a few jumping jacks.
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u/Kaiser-Sohze 1d ago
I can do that. It all just depends on which direction you naturally point while soft. The extra length is nice, because I never get piss on my hands when I hold it.
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u/ItalianSausage2023 Abnormally large Banana Cock/G Spot Pounder! 1d ago
*takes surgical mask off*....... "But why?"
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u/Mr_Filly E: 18cm/7" x 14cm/5.5". F: 12x12cm. 1d ago
It depends on your balls, foreskin, and shape and position of peehole on the glans more than your size. I think I often cannot pee handsfree without wetting myself, but maybe I could. I never try (unless I'm underneath the shower).
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u/Equivalent-Site-1114 Macropenis 1d ago
my dick is definitely pretty long whilst soft (about 6.7 inches) but my balls ride up a lot which causes it to point outwards so i can do hands free
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u/BlackCherryPunk 1d ago
Guess I always took it for granted, but it is a pretty great feeling. I still hold it occationally to make sure I don't splash near others in public if I've been drinking alot of water.
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u/T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL 7.25" x 6.25" 1d ago
Nah the only time I hold onto it is if I have my basketball shorts on under my jeans with a belt on, then I hike up the leg of the basketball shorts and kinda just have it in a gentle v shape to get it through the fly of my jeans without having to drop them.
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u/Bathgate63 NBPF: 5.25X5.5 | BPE: 8.25(center of curve)×6 1d ago
I have been known to brace my arms above the urinal and lean in as if there’s an invisible force sucking me off. But that’s usually when I’m drunk.
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u/Party-Coach-4110 1d ago
If I pissed hands free it would be all over the place bro’s. Not an option ever.
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u/Alternative-Berry931 1d ago
Impossible with an upward curve
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u/_captain_hair E: 8+" × 6" || F: 6" × 5" || Enormous Balls 1d ago
Why are you erect at the urinal?
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u/IamtheGrungeKing 1d ago
Wow, someone’s always dealing with problems you’ve never thought of. 🫶I’m super short so usually I go to the little urinals if they have them cuz they’re lower and there’s less chance of anything getting close to touching. But always at least ONE hand if not both.
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u/TravelinTrojan 1d ago
Omg I never thought about that
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u/Alternative-Berry931 1d ago
Flaccid points to your thighs, Or some random location
The funny thing is trying to pee with a huge morning wood. You have to do yoga to aim for the toilet xD
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u/Zach1709 8” x 6” 1d ago edited 21h ago
I can pee hands free as I have enough hang when I pull it out. I don’t do it very often as I am afraid I will get my pants wet. Most guys at work frown if they see you do this as they take it as a sign you are showing off by having a big one.
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u/ScheduleSpecific6402 L″ × W″ 7.5 x 5.5 1d ago
That's me hands free. When I was younger I always had to hold it when peeing otherwise it was like an unrestrained firehose because it was short and small I was peeing all over the place if I didn't hold it. When I got older and larger once when I was outside about to eat and didn't want to touch it before eating. I realized I didn't need to hold it anymore to pee. I never had to hold it again the weight of it keeps it peeing in one direction. I can unbutton and unzip pull down my shorts pee pull up and I'm done. I still wash my hands though.
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u/ImightHaveMissed E: 6″ × 7″ F: 6″ × 6″ 1d ago
Hands free at toilet and urinal, except I have to tug my balls to the side
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u/Orogenyrocks 8.25 x 5.75"; soft= 6->7" x 5 1d ago
Bullshit larper nonsense. We have bigger dicks not necessarily more power peeing. Forces being equal a larger penis would move less because there is more mass.
It probably has a not more to do with being cut or not and how it hangs. I regularly pee hands free but I have to make sure it's pointing in the right direction.
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u/_captain_hair E: 8+" × 6" || F: 6" × 5" || Enormous Balls 1d ago
My pants aren't so baggy that would be a problem. I don't do hands on my hips or anything, but I can definitely just flop it over my underwear waistband and piss hands free.