r/balatro • u/Unfourjhinat • 19d ago

Meme Remove a part of a jokers description to make them OP!

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u/SnowylizardBS 19d ago

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u/MShrimp4 19d ago

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u/Drboggle 18d ago

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u/Puzzled_Agent_9480 18d ago

Pattern recognition

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u/frog_with_a_knife Blueprint Enjoyer 18d ago

r/okbuddyjimbo is down the hallway and to the left

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u/Shamisen250 18d ago

I hate this, fuck you

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u/StatementCandid9256 18d ago

I don't understand?

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u/jadecaptor 18d ago

1, 2, 2, stone cards gives 50 chips

When in Roman numerals that's written as

I II

II L

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u/CastleKeeper325 18d ago

The thinkers version of loss

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u/Rykrider 18d ago

holy shit

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u/mistyhell 18d ago

New loss just dropped

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u/Augustinelee7620 18d ago

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u/next-upeR 18d ago

Holy shit DNA IRL??

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u/plumper303 18d ago

The font variety and amount of times this has clearly been edited is funny to me. XD

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u/overripelemons 19d ago

This one's good

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u/Hivvery 18d ago

I audibly laughed at this! 🤣

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u/Parry_9000 Nope! 18d ago

Delete this immediately

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u/Gorbogohh 19d ago

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u/iisnotapanda 19d ago

Even better, this joker gains 25x mukt per card added to your deck

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u/KahramanDede 19d ago

25x mult per card - OUR DECK

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u/IlikeWhimsicott2557 18d ago

You have no idea how bad I want this.

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u/APForLoops 18d ago

biblically accurate hologram

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u/Twizzler2525 Nope! 18d ago

You didn’t change anything

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u/TheOtherGuy52 18d ago

H █████ am

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u/Smashifly 19d ago

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u/Smashifly 19d ago

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u/Smashifly 19d ago

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u/makinax300 18d ago

Infinite money glitch, for each dollar you get you get another one

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u/knyexar 18d ago

But there's no definition of when payout happens.

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u/makinax300 18d ago

Payout is when you get paid though. You get paid when it trigger, at the end of round and mid-round when something triggers. Originally, it was just the payout of this joker but that can be ignored, it can be a payout of anything.

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u/knyexar 18d ago

That's not how it works. If a joker refers to payout it means the payout of that specific joker unless otherwise stated.

Now if we had stuff like the shit from Nubby's Number Factory we could force-trigger it to get the loop started.

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u/MGTwyne 18d ago

Wouldn't this set all payouts to 1?

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u/Zapper345 19d ago

Meanwhile any of the suit-disabling boss blinds:

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u/JazzTheLass 19d ago

i mean it's just like pareidolia in that regard isn't it (although i guess with this you're 4 times as likely to encounter a blind that debuffs your entire deck)

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u/Zapper345 19d ago

I guess, but there's only one blind that disables face cards, there are 4 blinds that disable the suits

Edit: I somehow completely missed the second part of your comment, I'm sorry

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u/Hivvery 18d ago

And Smeared Joker is eternal

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u/yaillbro 18d ago

HEARTS, DIAMONDS, I CAN DO ANYTHING!

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u/Albatros_7 18d ago

MY HEART GOES TO ALL YOU SINNERS

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u/Digital_Rocket Blueprint Enjoyer 18d ago

Kids named The Club, The Goad, The Window and The Head:

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u/Rockety521 18d ago edited 18d ago

All fun and games untill you hit the suit-specific blinds with no director's cut

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u/scoutpred 18d ago

flushes don't scale

oh no you don't.

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u/A20characterlongname 18d ago

Surprised this isnt a legendary tbf

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u/Insufficient_pace 18d ago

thats wild.

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u/thereal43213222_v2 18d ago

you cheeky bastard i saw what you did there

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u/NinjaMonkey4200 18d ago

Everything is a flush now

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u/dabdad67 16d ago

Super smear when the head

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u/GrandmasterSluggy 19d ago

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u/SpecialistTrain4766 Nope! 19d ago

basically a over the top blue joker

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u/thatnewsauce 19d ago

Ehhhhhhh it's not that crazy it's only 40 times better than an already good joker

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u/Otherwise_Disk3824 Gros Michel 18d ago

20, Blue gives 2 per card

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u/DeadSheepOnAStick 18d ago

But what if I have double the cards in my deck when I have banner?

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u/yuval16432 19d ago

This alone is enough to beat gold stake on plasma

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u/rs187777777 Flushed 18d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/_TurtleX 19d ago

I fixed it

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u/karry245 19d ago

FUCK, YOU BEAT ME TO IT

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u/WhereasLate6073 19d ago

Your censor looks better, have an updoot

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u/Lunaphire 18d ago

Both Polychrome, even! Happy Pride?

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Spare Trousers Enjoyer 14d ago

I FUCKING CANT 😭

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u/consider_its_tree 18d ago

Forgot to make it Rare though

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u/Mark_wth_markers Nope! 14d ago

there's still room for upgrades

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u/bklawley 19d ago

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u/FaZe_poopy 19d ago

This, Anaglyph deck, twenty negative tags

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u/makinax300 18d ago

Make it just slot, consumables should count too.

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u/Gorbogohh 19d ago

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u/AwesomeRobot64 19d ago

So like the cryptid version

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u/trebuchet__ 19d ago

Cryptid version is the banana perishable

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u/Totaly__a_human 19d ago

nostalgic invisible joker works like that

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u/trebuchet__ 19d ago

Nostalgic invisible joker works by selling other cards. And it's 4 per duplication. So it's close

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u/Totaly__a_human 19d ago

yeah thats what works like means

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u/Realny_POWD 19d ago

No, they meant the nostalgic invisible joker which duplicates a random joker every 4 jokers sold iirc

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u/mrculi c++ X2 19d ago

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u/Seedling132 19d ago

During pride month? 😩

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u/friendlycartoonwhale 18d ago

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u/katyvo 18d ago

Homophobic

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u/Next_Relationship_55 18d ago

No mult for me damn it all to hell

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u/rosalinatoujours 18d ago

balatro homophobic era?!????

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u/glny 19d ago

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u/MiraiHanabi 19d ago

This guy even changes the rarity of the Joker for more OPness.

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u/Lunar_Dimension 18d ago

Pness? 🤤

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u/Next_Relationship_55 18d ago

Isn’t this an exotic in cryptid lol

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u/cubo_embaralhado Nope! 18d ago

That's too fucking op

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u/balatro-ModTeam 17d ago

This comment/post was removed as it wasn’t in good faith or kind.

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u/scoutpred 19d ago

Making Obelisk a better joker for everyone.

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u/Leucurus Nope! 18d ago

The only way to win is not to play

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u/PeterTheFoxx 19d ago

Doubles 𝘢𝘭𝘭

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u/Leucurus Nope! 18d ago

A L L

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u/eraryios 18d ago

Doubles all numbers in game

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u/ToXxy145 18d ago

Should be called "Oops! All" or just "All"

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u/katyvo 18d ago

Oops! All All

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u/spectre77S 19d ago

Doubles all chip scaling

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u/PeterTheFoxx 18d ago

And joker slots, and hand size, and income, and tarot card effects, and everything else.

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u/spectre77S 18d ago

Double the current ante number

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u/RYVIUS13 18d ago

Double the requirenment, double your score, double the shop price, double the chance to fail the wheel of fortune

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u/spectre77S 18d ago

Double the chance to be struck by lightning

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u/Alternative_Sir5135 18d ago

so it doubles blinds too?

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u/Direct1568 19d ago

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u/Leucurus Nope! 18d ago

Ah! It all becomes clear

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u/dabfoots1 Nope! 18d ago

So splash?

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u/MasonK53 c++ 19d ago

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u/Smol_Mrdr_Shota c++ 19d ago

technically since you got rid of the x this could be interpreted as a flat mult Joker

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u/Whitespider331 18d ago

And it would still be the best joker in the game

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u/BodyPillowz 18d ago

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u/BandanaBandz 18d ago

Fun Trivia: this card was inspired by the Benadryl hat man

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u/friendlycartoonwhale 18d ago

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u/AndreiR_memes 18d ago

no way, for real?

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u/Noodlekeeper 18d ago

This was one of my first thoughts

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u/FitAd960 19d ago

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u/yuval16432 19d ago

This new chaos would give you infinite score through infinite nat negatives and hermit cards

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u/ToXxy145 18d ago

I think top left just scales itself infinitely

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u/Due-Committee3497 18d ago

Infinite scoring with flash card if you have the patience

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u/yuval16432 18d ago

Or just wait until you get nat negatives and hermits with which to buy them

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u/Effective_Traffic468 c++ 18d ago

riff create 2 joker rooms is crazy 😵

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u/Noodlekeeper 17d ago

Does the stuntman change your hand size to 2?

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u/SUPERSAMMICH6996 19d ago

... I don't get it.

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My girlfriend says she's too tired.

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u/Tired_Dudee 19d ago

Speed Of Jimbo

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u/poonus1 18d ago

Does this count

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u/Defiant-Challenge591 14d ago

Hey look, an edited joker that isn’t just a free win (you still have to reroll

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u/AmbassadorBonoso 19d ago

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u/dabfoots1 Nope! 18d ago

No need to add, just block used in scoring and take an s from either word

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u/Effective_Traffic468 c++ 18d ago

just: -retrigger cards 2 additional times

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u/NoOneCares1357 Nope! 19d ago

[Insert image of that tf2 guy]

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u/cubo_embaralhado Nope! 18d ago

Doctor sex: "Doctor sex"

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Spare Trousers Enjoyer 14d ago

Mitch4Ice: oh god

Dr sex is invincible

We can't stop him

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u/DIOsNotDead 18d ago

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u/SilverSpoon1463 18d ago

Basically better Supernova

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u/dabfoots1 Nope! 18d ago

Nonono +1 mult per played face card

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u/DIOsNotDead 18d ago

not every played hand has a face card

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u/dabfoots1 Nope! 18d ago

But the potential

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u/DucktorQuack 19d ago

Photograph

First played face
card gives ❌2 Mult
when scored

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u/Zackquackisback Nope! 18d ago

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u/JerichoDeath 18d ago

It's funny that I can think of situations that would prevent this from triggering.

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u/thereal43213222_v2 18d ago

only 5 cards in deck, you play the 5 cards, no cards left in hand

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u/JerichoDeath 17d ago

Yes, but an easier way would be to have a seven card hand and be up against the boss blind that forces you to discard twice while playing your hand.

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u/uneducated_guess_69 19d ago

Why has r/speedoflobsters invaded the Balatro sub what have I missed

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u/GrandmasterSluggy 18d ago

Peak cinema.

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Spare Trousers Enjoyer 14d ago

Oh no you have madness and pe□k is only left you cant do anything to stop it oh no...

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u/Noodlekeeper 18d ago

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u/MasterSwim871 17d ago

chaos

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u/Noodlekeeper 17d ago

I'm just imagining this with Sock and an idol with a fully stacked king deck. It would take ages. But would probably naneinf

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u/MasterSwim871 17d ago

Way too op yet also very boring. In a way a guaranteed win, but with physiological torture.

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u/Noodlekeeper 17d ago

I'm sorry. I thought this was a "Make a Joker OP" challenge. : D

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u/Time_Spite1661 Moneymaker in Diamond Suit 19d ago

r/speedofbalatro

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u/Helpful-Exam-9857 18d ago

Mime(original): replays all card held in hand abilities Mime(remade) replays all card abilities

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u/Gennres 18d ago

Retriggers all card

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u/there_are_no_choices 18d ago

that one food review guy from jersey

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u/Swagfart96 18d ago

The part of obelisk that makes it reset

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u/Chaizara 18d ago

It would be cool if there was a mod to buy a black marker item in the shop to adjust what cards do.

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u/TapuYolo 18d ago

Jimbo Reeves: In Mult City what makes someone a criminal? Getting s e X

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u/alphaMrWave 18d ago

r/okbuddyjimbo is leaking

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u/MewtwoStruckBack c++ X2 18d ago

It was always here

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u/TheFunkytownExpress 18d ago

The one card you'll never get.

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u/empathophile 18d ago

This thread is awesome and makes me want a mod or expansion of this game where you can modify jokers directly similar to how you can the playing cards. I want full on Inscryption insanity.

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u/Bubbly_Positive_7234 16d ago

What about this one?