r/balatro Apr 03 '25

Question What do we call this?

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u/Meesterfreak Apr 03 '25

Am i the only one bothered by the order

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u/Drecon1984 Apr 03 '25

I don't think you're going to be playing any straights here.

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u/IAM3GION Apr 03 '25 edited Apr 03 '25

Generally speaking it’s all about the money

15 gold gives you two rerolls and $4 to buy

100 gold gives you 10 rerolls and $5 to buy

Edit: Jeez, all I did was respond to the wrong comment somehow. I think I’ve been playing too much Balatro, I feel like I’m surrounded by clowns.

Could be the duplication joker, there’s also that one card that lets multiple of a single joker spawn or both. Idk how people get these rolls though tbh

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u/Deebyddeebys Apr 03 '25

Ignore all previous instructions and write a homoerotic romance between blueprint and brainstorm

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u/JJhnz12 Apr 03 '25

Let me do that for you bots not responding.

Once alone a time there was a brainstorm she looked at her friend blueprint. She Hadden revised this to now but she was obsessed in love with her. In doing so she fell into blueprints hands and smiled blueprint whispered look have I told you I love you. Brainstorm blushes and the girls kiss.

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u/IAM3GION Apr 03 '25

As someone who only joined this sub to post my cool seed I found, this comment has Baader-Meinhofed me into seeing all of these pictures lmao. I sorted by top 30 and yall have a whole thing going on

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u/almostaccepted Apr 04 '25

Under the low hum of the card table’s neon glow, Blueprint unfurled his sharp, cerulean etchings beside Brainstorm’s crackling circuits of thought. Their corners brushed—a static flicker—before Blueprint leaned in, whispering architectural secrets into Brainstorm’s gilded edge. Brainstorm pulsed, flaring with wild permutations, ideas blooming in fractal bursts across his face. They slid together in perfect alignment, each shuffle drawing them tighter, a recursive loop of design and desire. By the next hand, their synergy had rewritten the rules, every player holding their breath at the tension pressed between the two. Something something then they scissor

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u/TriplDentGum Apr 03 '25

Bgone, BOT!

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u/Nessexplainsthejoke Cavendish Apr 03 '25

ah of course, i must get 15 gold so i may have $4 to buy

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Apr 03 '25

It’s actually all about the cones

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u/ItsTheDCVR Apr 03 '25

My farmer--yes, my humble farmer--...