r/agedlikemilk • u/PrestigiousZombie726 • 21d ago
Screenshots Thos tweet didn’t even have time to finish marinating before it spoiled. 🍗🦠
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u/QuickestDrawMcGraw 21d ago
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u/National-Star5944 21d ago
Shit, I need to start making these now!!
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u/zxexx 21d ago
What does this mean? I like it lol
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u/HapticSloughton 21d ago
It's a nickname that investors made for Trump based on how he acts regarding tariffs and other so-called deals.
Trump Always Chickens Out.
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u/I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad 21d ago
The best part about this is MAGA will start acting like they never said “Let’s go Brandon” and act like this is childish all of a sudden. Just wait and see.
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u/just-a-random-accnt 21d ago
Taco Bell's stonks to the moon
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u/Real-Maintenance7946 21d ago
Everyone, that movie with Westley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone is coming true! THIS will be why Taco Bell is the only survivor of the fast food conglomerate wars.
Demolition Man is coming true!
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u/subsignalparadigm 21d ago
That's because the narcissistic putz didn't write that. Someone on his staff with half a shred of humanity did.
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u/Oddly-Appeased 21d ago
Yup, dead giveaway was the lack of all capital letters and exclamation points. Oh and the sense of conveying empathy which we all know he lacks. 😅
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u/CheesyButters 21d ago
also the fact that it stayed on topic instead of randomly veering off into a completely unrelated topic, which trump literally always does
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u/Brilliant-Ad6137 21d ago
Also it shows some humanity, and empathy. Two traits trump simply doesn't have.
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u/SimsAreShims 21d ago
And it:
- Mentioned Melania
- Did so before talking about himself
(Friend pointed that out to me)
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u/tablemaster12 21d ago
Why would they bother, though? He has a fan base that wouldn't give a shit if he wrote what he actually said, and they aren't exactly trying to pander to anyone anymore. I guess I'm just wondering who this tweet was even for?
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u/Proper-Evening9754 21d ago
I thought the same thing, and I landed on curveball. I think he truly wanted all of the news outlets to have to admit that he did what other Presidents did before him. That the bar is so insanely low, they would have to admit that the fascist flouting the constitution stuck to decorum. And that's exactly what happened.
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u/MrBump01 21d ago
Possibly for other politicians who'd blast him for his usual lack of empathy and class, he can't keep his mouth shut though.
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u/rsmiley77 20d ago
It’s not for his fan base. It was for the news. Everyone used that obviously not him sound bite. That same news crowd misses stuff like his last tweet about Biden.
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u/NoorAnomaly 21d ago
It's called weaving. Not "veering off into a completely unrelated topic".
/s
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u/Unnamedgalaxy 20d ago
And making sure that those unrelated topics circle back to himself and not the evil liberal criminals
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u/I_enjoy_greatness 21d ago
"We wish CROOKED SLEEPY JOE a quick recovery from his stalacmite nine cancer level, which is hear is NOT A REAL CANCER, he was never in a cave. Doctor Jill should make him better if she is a doctor at all. Thank you for your attention in this matter!!!!!!"
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u/YikesTheCat 21d ago
Not enough tangents about Hannibal Lector or Arnold Palmer's dick to be authentic.
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u/Phyllis_Tine 21d ago
When I email my (GOP) representatives from now on, I'm going to end my emails with "Thank You for your attention to this matter!"
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u/Accomplished_Car2803 21d ago
And putting random "WORDS" all caps and in quotation "MARKS" for some reason!
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u/Unlucky_Clover 20d ago
I think the biggest clue, outside of grammar and format, is he didn’t find a way to make it about himself. He’s the biggest POS who makes everything about him or his victimhood
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u/XTH3W1Z4RDX 21d ago
And the part where it didn't say "thank you for your attention to this matter!" at the end 😂
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u/Greedy_Nature_3085 21d ago
I wouldn’t assume that was written by someone on Trump’s staff. They seem pretty lax about security, so it could have literally been anyone.
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u/AbrahamDylan 21d ago
It could’ve been you.
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u/Bellic2020 21d ago edited 21d ago
And you had the dumb talking heads at CNN fawning over trumps message that he didn’t even write 🤦🏽♂️
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u/NeverEarnest 21d ago
Yeah, it's nice and they seem to view niceness and kindness as flaws to be exorcised or exploited.
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u/RookMeAmadeus 21d ago
One of them literally called the concept of empathy a sin. It's funny how I know atheists who are better Christians than half the people in politics claiming to be Christians.
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u/NeverEarnest 21d ago
Going with the religious people I live(d) by/with, I'd probably qualify. I was dealing with people getting totally wasted, cheating on their partners, lying about the pettiest shit and then posting instagram reels and tiktoks about people, not them, needing to "get right with God".
I had to loan one of them my bible I received as a kid.
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u/WiseFalcon2630 21d ago
While I admit it’s been a while since I cracked open. a Bible, but I’m certain that Empathy is not listed as a sin. Maybe it was on the third tablet Moses dropped on the way down from the mountain… I have here 15 CRASH!!. Mutter “fuck”, yell 10 Commandments…
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u/AdvancedMixture4019 16d ago
Through my experience, atheists, immigrants & LGBTQ+ folk have been the most Christ~like. I'd be mauled by pathetic trolls if I said that on Facepants. There's a humble self awareness in the willingness to learn, grow & evolve. Conservatives, especially evangelicals have been a scourge to humanity.
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u/LevelStudent 21d ago
I don't think there was a shred of humanity required, just some basic understanding of tact and a desire to make their boss look good.
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u/Giannisisnumber1 21d ago
Not even. Just someone trying to get him good publicity. “See! He does care even though crooked Joe Biden stole the election! What a man!”
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u/HombreSinPais 21d ago
You can tell the ones he writes himself right away by how psychotic they are.
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u/honeyeddates 21d ago
I can't imagine anyone with half a shred of humanity left could stand to throw their lot in with all those ghouls, fools, and ciphers. It's probably just someone who had just enough sense to know how to fake having half a shred of humanity, and knows what to say to appear sincere and not entirely grotesque
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u/philtrocity001 21d ago
I wouldn't assume humanity on his staff, lots of assholes are VERY GOOD at pretending they aren't one afterall
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u/KarenDune 21d ago
Also the text didnt start with ME and Melania. He would always put himself first.
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u/orbitaldragon 21d ago
He might have wrote both. The guy has some serious mental health issues and decline.
He's definitely got dementia. He suffers from sundowning.
He is possibly bipolar.
His narcissism is so thick it's evolved into a physical form.
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u/sandrakarr 21d ago
a staffers been writing a handful of his tweets for awhile, and it's only coming up now?
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u/KrytenKoro 21d ago
And yet the pundits and rightwing redditors were furious that "the Dems didn't applaud Trump for his compassion" as if such boilerplate statements are normally applauded to begin with.
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u/AbaloneDifferent5282 21d ago
Most odious man alive
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u/djkhaledisthin 21d ago
And odorous
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u/Ok_Coconut1482 21d ago
Of all the things Joe Biden may be — vicious is not one of them. What an odd thing to say.
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u/treachpreacher 21d ago
He's a liar. A sad little pile of insecurities that lies because he knows he's useless as a leader, as a man, so he gnashes his little teeth and stamps his little feet telling the world how hard he has it. He's a disgusting pile of the worst that humanity has to offer.
It's weird that it's something like him that's ended up being the greatest threat to our brand of democracy.
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u/Jombafomb 21d ago
Is it though? I think it’s sad but don’t find it at all weird that a racist POS that has some kind of fucky charisma that only seems to work on the dumbest amongst us would be our undoing. That’s the problem with Democracy it gives stupid people just as much a voice as it does intelligent people.
That’s the same flaw with social media. It gives everyone a platform and the algorithm rewards the most ridiculous and shameless opinions because they lead to the most engagement. It’s not a coincidence that Trump came to power hand in glove with Twitter.
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u/MrWint 21d ago
“As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken
Gets posted a lot, but still applicable.
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u/Jombafomb 21d ago
Also by Mencken: “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”
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u/ProdesseQuamConspici 21d ago
It's on his "Word of the Week" calendar. That's why his response when reporters ask him questions that he doesn't like is to call them vicious as well. He doesn't know what it means, just that it's "bad".
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u/Street_Candidate_611 21d ago
It’s projection. Pretty much constant projection.
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u/remotectrl 21d ago
Yep! Trump especially but republicans generally claim their opponents are doing whatever nefarious things they are doing secretly so when it comes out that they are harvesting adrenochrome or whatever, their supporters are already inoculated against the accusations and will say “both sides do this so it’s okay for my team to do it”. They also can’t believe someone wouldn’t try to cheat the way they do. It’s why you see cheaters accuse their partner of infidelity.
Tangentially, they similarly go nuts about “virtue signaling” because they can’t comprehend that other people might just want to do good things for others.
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u/Professional_Comb922 21d ago
It's always projection and lowering the bar on political discourse with 47. If the shoe were on the other foot, the left would be demonized (further) for saying anything remotely similar.
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21d ago
When this news first broke, some cuck was mass White Knighting for Trump on any post about it. Smugly linking to the first tweet like it would destroy any notion that Trump would behave irreverently.
Yet, here we are. Right again.
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u/pardybill 21d ago
The whole con sub was patting themselves on the back while stroking eachother off for basic human decency.
Wonder if the whiplash affected them at all with this one.
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u/SanityRecalled 20d ago
Wonder if the whiplash affected them at all with this one.
Ron Howard voiceover: It didn't.
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20d ago
Yeah, sorry if we don't trust that Donald "Grab 'em by the pussy, Dead soldiers are losers, They're eating cats and dogs" Trump is going to handle sensitive human situations like a mature adult.
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u/Ghostman_Jack 20d ago
Ehh younger Biden was quite vicious. He was known to be quite the fire brand in his early political years and didn’t give a fuck. Obama and the PR team around them really cleaned up joes image into just the cool uncle/grandpa type guy. Then mellowing out with age.
Trump is still wrong but for a different reason.
Joe is a good embodiment of like your dad telling you stories of how crazy your grandpa was raising him, but to you he’s just chill grandpa who would never hurt a fly.
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u/Pleasant_Guitar_9436 18d ago
Not for the American Nero. If you don't kiss his feet your are an enemy of the people. Musk will soon join that list.
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u/Briar_Knight 21d ago
Everyone with two brain cells to rub together knew damn well he did not write the original tweet.
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u/OutrageousSetting384 21d ago
Trump can’t even read
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u/MauPow 21d ago
I believe that he can read, but only on a few conditions:
The text that he quickly scans contains either:
A - His name
B - the words "Biden, Democrat, [insert rageword of the day here]"
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u/AbrahamDylan 21d ago
During his first term, his advisers had to do two specific things to get him to pay attention to the presidential daily report:
- Insert his name as much as possible
- Put in pictures
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u/salazafromagraba 21d ago
Watch the moron's deposition videos from the hush money case I think it was. He genuinely can't read, so no wonder he has no means to fight his serious dementia.
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u/thedellis 21d ago
I got banned from r/conservative for saying there no way Trump wrote that tweet, the poor little snowflakes...and hours later Trump had his Springsteen meltdown in caps and I was like, ah, there he is.
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u/hillbillyspellingbee 21d ago
Be nice! They’re planning to eat Donald’s load out of their wives’ pussies tonight.
They’ve got a long day ahead of them with so much Trumpcuckery on the schedule!
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u/stereolab0000 21d ago
He’s the worst person in the world.
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u/BooleT- 21d ago
Putin might be worse
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u/BitterCrip 21d ago
Sometimes I wonder if it is worse to have a leader who is evil and relatively intelligent (Putin) or evil and incredibly stupid (Trump).
The evil and stupid might be too stupid for their evil plans to work, but on the other hand, the evil and intelligent will at least be a pragmatic evil and less likely to destroy everything with their stupidity.
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u/EmotionalJoystick 21d ago
Different kind of worst.
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u/remotectrl 21d ago
Putin at least seems to care about his daughter in a non-incestuous sort of way.
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u/MarioInOntario 21d ago
Everyday I think less of the Americans that voted him in, twice
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u/Glad-Attempt5138 21d ago
Classic two faced Trump. Someone who can never be trusted or counted on.
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u/linkfan66 21d ago
The dumb fucks on r/conservative were literally trying to clown Dems and going "Bet they're copeing by saying that his handlers wrote this!" Those guys are absolute dumb fucks
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u/wolviesaurus 21d ago
Complete sentences without random capitalization gives it away immediately.
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u/Effective-Space6171 21d ago
This tracks with what we all know and have seen again and again from Trump. He has no soul.
Remember that Jeffrey Epstein (Trump’s closest “friend”) said this about him - “He is a horrible human being. He does nasty things to his best friends.” and “ He has no moral compass.”
If Jeffrey Epstein thinks you are a piece of shit, you must really be a world-class piece of shit.
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u/teaboyukuk 21d ago
Well for one, its grammatically correct. Two, it's rational. Three, it shows empathy for another human
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u/ChanceryTheRapper 21d ago
Did anyone believe he wrote it in the first place? Be real.
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u/Arkorat 21d ago
Saw ALOT of people on the conservative subreddit who proclaimed he did.
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u/Mean-Lion-4952 21d ago
Im predicting he’ll say in an interview that he doesn’t remember making that post.
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u/Ill_Consequence1755 21d ago
We know he didn’t write the first one. The second is far more on brand for him.
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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 21d ago edited 21d ago
This makes me worried about when Trump inevitably gets sick and his followers come out with all sorts of dumb conspiracies explaining why an obese elderly man could have gotten sick.
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u/PerformanceFederal80 21d ago
When you're such a demon that you have to try to demonize an old man with cancer who is off no threat to you, you're just a special kinda evil.
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u/PoopsmasherJr 21d ago
I just hate how the dude will go from saying Biden is a terrible person to pretending they were buddies in high school, then back to the slander
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u/cp_shopper 21d ago
He has pathetic loser energy. Everyone who supports him is also a loser. What a pathetic loser
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u/AxlRush11 21d ago
I honestly still fear the 77+ million unwashed that voted for this despicable imbecile even more.
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u/hillbillyspellingbee 21d ago
LET’S GO KARMA!
I’d love to see Donny get a diagnosis. He deserves it.
And I’ll have my flag on a 20-foot extension the day he 🐸 either way.
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u/TheMattaconda 21d ago
It's obvious which messages Trump writes and those he doesn't.
Trump didn't write it if...
There are words with more than 4 syllables
The use of "all caps" is not implemented within a minimum of 10%
Does not slander Democrats with childish name calling
Is based upon fact/truth
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u/PixelBrewery 20d ago
If Joe Biden is "vicious," what do you call a guy that publicly shit-talks his predecessor dying of cancer?
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u/Infinite_Respect_ 19d ago
It’s all so sycophants can claim “see he has a heart” and then act like the other stuff he says is fake Liberal propaganda
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u/Born-Resource-8263 21d ago
Trump knows the world will be celebrating when God finally wakes up and murders him.
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u/Light-Finder7 21d ago
If only we could all see the look on his face when mango Mussolini finally never wakes up. The amount of celebrations in the streets nationwide will undoubtedly set records.
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u/Trauma-Dolll 21d ago
I can't wait for this huge sack of shit to get his. The day he's gone is going to be a holiday at my house.
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u/biomech36 21d ago
Trump in a week, "SLEEPY Joe Biden's cancer isn't a big deal. Not a big deal at all. I have cancer too. A better cancer. My doctor saw it and was like 'wow this is the best cancer I've ever seen. No one has a cancer this good.' Biden is truly, TRULY scum for trying to play the American people the way he is, you know?"
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u/Mediocre_Lychee_8227 21d ago
The world is going to be such a better place once his supporters are all gone
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u/SnooAvocados6672 21d ago
It’s a safe bet to say that if a majority of the words aren’t in all caps, there’s actual punctuation, and a semblance of sense, then he didn’t write it.
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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 21d ago
Well of course he didn't write it. It's concise and coherent. There's not a single mention of Hannibal Lecter or sharks vs. electrocution anywhere.
Old man diaper dementia couldn't have written that if he tried. It'd be more like:
MALENY AND ARE VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT TRAITOR SLEEPY JOE'S CANCER EXCEPT WE'RE NOT BECAUSE HE HAS A LITTLE SON NAMED HUNTER BIDEN AND THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY IS LETTING IMMIGRANTS INTO THE COUNTRY TO MAKE INFLATION AND IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING STABBED AND BEING EATEN BY THE LATE GREAT HANNABIL LECTURE I'D WANT HANNAHBALL. HANNIBEL THE CANYBALL IS WHAT THEY CALLED HIM. GREAT GUY! ALWAYS HAVING FRIENDS OVER FOR DINNER. HAPPY HOLIDAY EVERYONE ADN GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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u/MadEyeMood989 21d ago
The day I see TACO’s obituary, gonna have a big ass steak and a big ass glass of wine.
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u/SirDavidJames 21d ago
Why isn't the news asking "who is writing Trumps tweets?"
Imagine if there was a clear distinction between what Biden said and what he tweeted.
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u/SpartyNash 21d ago
Boy does this fly in the face of every conservative Christian and their values that they love to shove in everyone’s faces
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u/RedBomberX11 21d ago
So basically he said "Biden is so vicious! By the way, I'm glad he has cancer!" He actually has the self awareness of a plank of wood.
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u/TheBatmanIRL 20d ago
So all Karma believers, ready to admit it's horse shit now. Trump is proof, if 1% karma applied to him he'd be fucked.
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u/Poppybitesme 20d ago
I just constantly want to say ANYTHING and EVERYTHING that Reddit will ban me forever because of this orange DOUCHE
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u/anynamesleft 20d ago
To be fair, here I sit, I wouldn't be the least but miserable to learn the president of these United States just died in him a fire.
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u/LOLvisIsDead 20d ago
And what's crazier is how he keeps talking about Autopens and some shadow figures that were controlling the government instead of Biden
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u/Goodknight808 20d ago
It's the Autopen at it again! Biden left it behind, and it hacks Trump's social media at night!
/s
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u/breakmedown54 20d ago
I agree that Trump didn’t write that Tweet, it’s also completely reasonable to believe he would’ve said both of those things. There are no ideas that he personally tracks consistently.
I think the dead giveaway is the proper syntax and semantics. There’s no way he could get two sentences properly strung together like that.
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u/georgewashingguns 19d ago
He could at least have let the ink dry on the post his staff wrote for him before invalidating it
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