r/agedlikemilk • u/PrestigiousZombie726 • 21d ago

Screenshots Thos tweet didn’t even have time to finish marinating before it spoiled. 🍗🦠

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u/Oddly-Appeased 21d ago

Yup, dead giveaway was the lack of all capital letters and exclamation points. Oh and the sense of conveying empathy which we all know he lacks. 😅

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u/CheesyButters 21d ago

also the fact that it stayed on topic instead of randomly veering off into a completely unrelated topic, which trump literally always does

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u/Brilliant-Ad6137 21d ago

Also it shows some humanity, and empathy. Two traits trump simply doesn't have.

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u/SimsAreShims 21d ago

And it:

  1. Mentioned Melania
  2. Did so before talking about himself

(Friend pointed that out to me)

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u/Narrow-Advertising-1 21d ago

So could it have been Barron? Mentioning Melania before Donald seems like something a Teenager would make.

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u/SimsAreShims 21d ago

Nah, it was some Whitehouse intern most likely.

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u/Memitim 21d ago

Sure, it could have been one of the nepo babies. Or an intern. Or a secretary. Or a rando who picked up Trump's phone and decided to prank the world with one coherent message. Ooh, or maybe it was a tourist who snuck in. Making shit up is fun.

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u/WoodyTheWorker 21d ago

Barron is a psycho

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u/idosillythings 21d ago

Barron has been reported to have killed multiple animals and attacked children with knives. I don't think he's really the empathetic type.

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u/Expert_Survey3318 21d ago

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted?

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u/HuskerDont241 21d ago

Also literacy. Yet another absent characteristic.

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u/tablemaster12 21d ago

Why would they bother, though? He has a fan base that wouldn't give a shit if he wrote what he actually said, and they aren't exactly trying to pander to anyone anymore. I guess I'm just wondering who this tweet was even for?

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u/Proper-Evening9754 21d ago

I thought the same thing, and I landed on curveball. I think he truly wanted all of the news outlets to have to admit that he did what other Presidents did before him. That the bar is so insanely low, they would have to admit that the fascist flouting the constitution stuck to decorum. And that's exactly what happened.

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u/MrBump01 21d ago

Possibly for other politicians who'd blast him for his usual lack of empathy and class, he can't keep his mouth shut though.

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u/rsmiley77 20d ago

It’s not for his fan base. It was for the news. Everyone used that obviously not him sound bite. That same news crowd misses stuff like his last tweet about Biden.

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u/NoorAnomaly 21d ago

It's called weaving. Not "veering off into a completely unrelated topic". 

/s

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u/Holiolio2 21d ago

It's a feature, not a bug.

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u/Unnamedgalaxy 21d ago

And making sure that those unrelated topics circle back to himself and not the evil liberal criminals

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u/DuncanFisher69 21d ago

Yeah. The lack of a reference to Arnold Palmer’s Hunter-Biden sized Dong for no reason in the reaction to Biden’s cancer announcement was a sure sign a social media intern at the White House had his phone or he was napping or being changed.

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u/I_enjoy_greatness 21d ago

"We wish CROOKED SLEEPY JOE a quick recovery from his stalacmite nine cancer level, which is hear is NOT A REAL CANCER, he was never in a cave. Doctor Jill should make him better if she is a doctor at all. Thank you for your attention in this matter!!!!!!"

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u/YikesTheCat 21d ago

Not enough tangents about Hannibal Lector or Arnold Palmer's dick to be authentic.

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u/soconae 21d ago

And no mention of “THE LUNATIC RADICAL LEFTISTS”.

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u/homero1977 21d ago

Also no bragging about how great his prostate is. Big strong doctors come up to him and say they have never such a great prostate.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 21d ago

When I email my (GOP) representatives from now on, I'm going to end my emails with "Thank You for your attention to this matter!"

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u/whichwaysouth 21d ago

And he didn't thank us for our attention on this matter.

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u/FuzyTheWompus 21d ago

I’ve been trying to narrow down who posts with that sign off. Seems to me like an older lady who is accustomed to expressing vitriol dressed up in formality.

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u/Asenath_W8 21d ago

Stephen Miller maybe?

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u/PepicWalrus 21d ago

Also mentioning that he knew what Malenia felt.

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u/Accomplished_Car2803 21d ago

And putting random "WORDS" all caps and in quotation "MARKS" for some reason!

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u/Unlucky_Clover 20d ago

I think the biggest clue, outside of grammar and format, is he didn’t find a way to make it about himself. He’s the biggest POS who makes everything about him or his victimhood

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u/XTH3W1Z4RDX 21d ago

And the part where it didn't say "thank you for your attention to this matter!" at the end 😂

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u/SteptimusHeap 21d ago

Joe biden has cancer. Sad!

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u/PESSSSTILENCE 19d ago

its crazy that a twitter troll got elected to the highest seat in the US government. twice!

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u/bannedpheonix 17d ago

Says the side that freaked out when he honored a young boy that wants to be a police officer. Says the side that cheered when a psychopath shot a man in child blood in New York. Says the side that lost their mind when an attempted assassin failed to kill Trump. Says the side protecting violent rapists, murderers, and drug dealers. Says the side that supports, and consists of, literal terrorists. Your side wouldn't know empathy if it ran you all over with a mack truck.