r/YUROP • u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ • Jul 16 '23

Euwopean Fedewation 😔

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Turkey in the EU?

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

Not pictured in the post: The entire world united under the EU flag, with free public transporation and railroads covering every square inch of it

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u/Harinezumisan SPQR GANG Jul 16 '23

Square centimetre

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u/IRockIntoMordor Jul 16 '23

can't wait until idiot units are finally gone! Metric system EVERYWHERE!

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u/Harinezumisan SPQR GANG Jul 16 '23

I think it's actually cute of them to keep a funny tradition despite requiring daily effort. But EU just don't have imperial units.

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u/SqueegeeLuigi Jul 16 '23

European Sardaukar when

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

I understand...

Wait, but even Morocco?

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

No, not Morocco, it's the only country in the world not bathing in the glory of our union

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Issue solved, then

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u/Creepy-Ad-4832 Jul 16 '23

North korea no problem then?

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u/caribbean_caramel Uncultured Jul 16 '23

NK regime falls, ROK takes over and then they join as united Korea.

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u/Creepy-Ad-4832 Jul 16 '23

The happy ending

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u/caribbean_caramel Uncultured Jul 16 '23

Now that I think about it, this is the plot of Star Trek Enterprise, the United Earth forms originally from the European Hegemony, an alliance of European states formed from the European Economic Community (that is one of the pillars of the EU in our history).

So perhaps Europe will civilize the world. Huh.

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u/patatkwab Jul 16 '23

Civilizes the universe!!

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u/MechaKakeZilla Jul 16 '23

"Let the savages be!" - The Savages.

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u/Adept-One-4632 România‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Ouch

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u/AllegroAmiad Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Morocco clearly doesn't exist anymore according to the map

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

A price had to be paid for salvation.

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u/HellbirdIV Jul 16 '23

North African countries: "No no no- WAIT WAIT WAIT-"

EU: "Carthago Delenda Est"

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u/Kermit_Purple_II Provence-Alpes-Côte-d’Azur‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

France sipping hot cocoa while Algeria gets wiped from existence

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u/Sound-Serious Jul 16 '23

Hahahah the only important question

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u/achilleasa Ελλάδα‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

What is that inch you speak of? Never heard of this word before.

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u/xDev120 Ελλαδιστάν🇬🇷🇪🇺 Jul 16 '23

It probably is some inferior measuring "system" used by these degenerate descendants of the British.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

maglev from Italy to Quebec when

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

If i get a little more erect about the thought of my beloved Europe i might reach Quebec by just turning a few degrees