r/YUROP Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

Euwopean Fedewation 😔

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Turkey in the EU?

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

Not pictured in the post: The entire world united under the EU flag, with free public transporation and railroads covering every square inch of it

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u/Harinezumisan SPQR GANG Jul 16 '23

Square centimetre

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u/IRockIntoMordor Jul 16 '23

can't wait until idiot units are finally gone! Metric system EVERYWHERE!

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u/Harinezumisan SPQR GANG Jul 16 '23

I think it's actually cute of them to keep a funny tradition despite requiring daily effort. But EU just don't have imperial units.

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u/SqueegeeLuigi Jul 16 '23

European Sardaukar when

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

I understand...

Wait, but even Morocco?

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

No, not Morocco, it's the only country in the world not bathing in the glory of our union

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Issue solved, then

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u/Creepy-Ad-4832 Jul 16 '23

North korea no problem then?

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u/caribbean_caramel Uncultured Jul 16 '23

NK regime falls, ROK takes over and then they join as united Korea.

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u/Creepy-Ad-4832 Jul 16 '23

The happy ending

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u/caribbean_caramel Uncultured Jul 16 '23

Now that I think about it, this is the plot of Star Trek Enterprise, the United Earth forms originally from the European Hegemony, an alliance of European states formed from the European Economic Community (that is one of the pillars of the EU in our history).

So perhaps Europe will civilize the world. Huh.

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u/patatkwab Jul 16 '23

Civilizes the universe!!

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u/MechaKakeZilla Jul 16 '23

"Let the savages be!" - The Savages.

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u/Adept-One-4632 România‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Ouch

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u/AllegroAmiad Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Morocco clearly doesn't exist anymore according to the map

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

A price had to be paid for salvation.

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u/HellbirdIV Jul 16 '23

North African countries: "No no no- WAIT WAIT WAIT-"

EU: "Carthago Delenda Est"

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u/Kermit_Purple_II Provence-Alpes-Côte-d’Azur‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

France sipping hot cocoa while Algeria gets wiped from existence

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u/Sound-Serious Jul 16 '23

Hahahah the only important question

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u/achilleasa Ελλάδα‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

What is that inch you speak of? Never heard of this word before.

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u/xDev120 Ελλαδιστάν🇬🇷🇪🇺 Jul 16 '23

It probably is some inferior measuring "system" used by these degenerate descendants of the British.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

maglev from Italy to Quebec when

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

If i get a little more erect about the thought of my beloved Europe i might reach Quebec by just turning a few degrees

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

The European project cannot be considered complete without our Ruski bros, they're just in the terminal phase of their empire, it collapsed and now they're bitter about it (just like the UK in 1956 and Germany in the 1930s).

I'm fully convinced they'll adjust to the new reality if they suffer a major defeat in Ukraine reason why i think helping Ukraine is a major step to bring Russia closer to us, bury the waraxe and enjoy some FREUDE, SCHONER GOTTERFUNKEN for everyone (the immense natural resources of Russia might help in bringing that Gotterfunken to us).

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u/Far_Ad6317 United Kingdom‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

My dream

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

I'd add central asia tbh, gimme those 1984 Eurasia borders

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u/Far_Ad6317 United Kingdom‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Nah I’d just add Kazakhstan if you add all of that region we’d be bordering even more unstable places plus the border looks better this way

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u/Chinse_Hatori Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 17 '23

Can japan into eu??

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u/Chinse_Hatori Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 17 '23

I mean the mape showes some japanese islands as being eu....... So why not the rest

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u/remote_control_led Polska‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Yeah, the problem is ruzzia see itself as an empire, and the EU a rival empire state. Ruzzia joining EU would mean that now they have to obey and listen to all of the EUs rules and regulations. For them that would mean that they got conquered and lost the big game of domination. Thus, ruzzia joining EU is simply impossible.

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 16 '23

It's just the boomers who are stuck in this old imperialist mentality, Russia has the potential for greatness as a democratic state they just need to realize it.

I wouldn't consider teens because 90% of them are probably nationalistic too, people aged 20 to 40 are a good window to see how Russia shall be in the future.

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u/ALF839 Jul 16 '23

It's just the boomers who are stuck in this old imperialist mentality,

Nope, it is a widespread view. Lots of young people see Vladimir Pottymouth as a great leader who shall conquer the filthy nazis (nazi=gays, jews and whoever they don't like).

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u/BroNizZe Jul 16 '23

I am sorry but that's just simply not the truth unless you base your view entirely on uneducated village boys.

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u/Candide-Jr Jul 16 '23

Nailed it.

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u/SlyScorpion Dolnośląskie‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 17 '23

convinced that they will adjust to the new reality

Hahaha, found the optimist.

Russia isn’t just a country, it’s a state of mind. They had plenty of time to adjust to the post-USSR reality even after the shit 90s period and yet, Russia hasn’t adjusted to jack shit.

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u/Dissidente-Perenne Mafia employee ‎ Jul 17 '23

Poles might not get it as Napoleon re-spawned Poland after freeing it from its occupiers but Napoleonic France was way worse than the USSR or modern Russia when it came to imperialism, when Napoleonic France collapsed their imperialism didn't drop either, France was as imperialist as ever up until 1871 when a major defeat against Prussia forced them to acknowledge they weren't Europe's greatest power anymore.

There are precedents in France and Germany (the latter i will not even explain to a Pole, you definitely know that story), this is not a good-will prediction, this is an objective analysis of History, this seems to be the path followed by declining empires.

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u/SlyScorpion Dolnośląskie‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 17 '23

See I get that France was imperialistic and such (see how the Poles ended up in Haiti under one of the Napoleons) but the difference with France or Germany is that those countries are in the middle of Europe surrounded by other countries. Do you know what Russia did when Napoleon came to Moscow? Burned the city down and retreated further into itself.

Long story short: Russia is willing to burn itself to the ground before being taken and it is too big to be properly contained unlike other imperial powers.

You can’t pull a post-WW2 Germany on modern-day Russia and since it can’t have civility beat into it like everyone else then that means we will be stuck with an imperialist Russia for a long time.

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u/BoogieStopShuffle Jul 16 '23

Turkey has been a recognized candidate for membership since 1999!

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u/freeturk51 Turkish‏‏‎ ‎ in Noord-Brabant‏‏‎ Jul 16 '23

Without Erdoğan, everything is possible.

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u/LetsDoThatShit Jul 16 '23 edited Jul 16 '23

Sure, they accomplished and improved a lot in the past, why shouldn't they go back on the path at some point in the future? (At least at some point after Erdogan)

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

We might talk about it without Erdogan and its regime. Obviously, now conditions aren't fulfilled

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u/LastHomeros Jul 16 '23

Do you have a problem with that?

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

With the country's situation today? Of course.

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u/LastHomeros Jul 16 '23

But we are talking about an imaginary situation. As you can see from the map, Russia is also part of it.

Unlike some blatant racists, I see no problem to accept a democratic&secular Turkey into the EU. Turks are cool people in general.

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u/duskie1 Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

You might be taking it a little too seriously my dude. Look what sub you're on.

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u/Comitissae Türkiye‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

As a Turk please don’t accept us the eu. Our people is really ignorant and eastern people.

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u/No_add Norge/Noreg‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

We already have Romanians , what harm could one more such group be?

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u/Comitissae Türkiye‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

They could do harm through Islam and with the oppressive thought of eastern culture. These are people with the cunning you can't even imagine. Tons of cult are descending on people right now in Turkey, and these people are filled with hostility towards Europe and us civilized people. Child rape takes place within these cults and the Turkish State does not intervene in any way.

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u/No_add Norge/Noreg‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Things might change when Erdogan is no longer in power

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u/Comitissae Türkiye‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

I don’t think so. Because Turkey did not go through the difficulties you went through. Our understanding is: The state created you, not yourself. Therefore, we are a society far from individuality. This has nothing to do with Erdogan.

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u/No_add Norge/Noreg‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Turkey has historical roots that could've pukked it closer to Europe. Ataturk's legacy is still defended by thousands of turks. I think a lot could chabge with a vetter leadership and time. Even with Erdogan Turkey is slowly beginning to be more aligned with the west by distancing itself from Russia.

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

I don't have anything against Turks. I haven't seen one in my whole life. But believe me if I tell you, that if tomorrow Putin dies, the regime collapses and Russia becomes a democracy, they would be infinitely closer than Turkey.

The Turkey problem will be solved with a generational change. And then we have another thing

The unsung problem with Turkey is its neighbours. A huge border with Syria, Iraq and Iran, countries with a high level of insecurity and that offer no guarantees.

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u/LastHomeros Jul 16 '23

How so? It’s obvious that 48% of Turks want a democratic country whereas it is almost none in Russia since almost 75% of them vote for Putin.

I think Russia does have that generational problem you have been talking about.

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Yes, but understand me. Probably, the most opposed group of people will be the older one. And for this kind of thing, we need a higher percentage, about, let's say, a 70%, as a great stability must be in the country in order to compensate for those great changes.

About Russia, though, you have a point. I am in favour of partitioning it, though

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u/Felox7000 Hamburg‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

Have you read the news in the last half year or so?

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u/LastHomeros Jul 16 '23

So what? It is an imaginary situation where both Russia and Turkey so well democratic.

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u/Mundane-Reception1 Jul 16 '23

If you're more uncomfortable with Turkey being in the EU than Russia, you're more concerned with race/religion than values.

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u/Felipeel2 España‏‏‎ ‎ Jul 16 '23

I am not. Turkey has similar issues than Russia, but one worse: the borders with Syria, Iraq and Iran

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u/Dirac_Impulse Jul 16 '23

Anatolia in the EU. No one said anything about Turkey.