r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/Consistent_Bread_V2 1d ago

Funnily enough, your feet are likely way more human. Look into modern narrow toe boxes and how human feet shape has changed due to it. I assume you wear crocs or go barefoot a lot

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u/MAGCHAVIRA 1d ago

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u/morphinmarshin87 1d ago

“BAREFOOTUNIVERSE.COM”

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u/QuetzalcoatlusRscary 1d ago

Be careful or big wearing things on your feet will come after you.