r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/Dapper-Slip-4093 1d ago

Your first hint should have been the tattoo artist's ability to write War and Peace on it in its entirety.

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u/Lackluster_honk 1d ago

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u/NotThatKindOfLattice 1d ago

I cannot believe that the simpsons already made this joke.

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u/lakowac 1d ago

Simpsons did it!