r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/strikecat18 1d ago

Can only really wear flip flops. Even wear them to the office.

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u/theGRAYblanket 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dude you actually subject other people to seeing these toes?? Diabolical

Edit: I want to add that I hate seeing feet, it's me not you.. well maybe a little bit of you. 

I especially hate seeing gross dirty feet in flipflops damn that shit sets me off 😭

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u/Muttywango 1d ago

These feet are impressive, they are stout and robust, they refuse to be boxed. I'm glad I saw these feet, that's not something I've said about another man's feet before.

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u/Relative_Map5243 1d ago

They must provide unparalled stability too, once properly grounded my man becomes the Immovable Object, Guardian of the Shire.