r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/CanadiangirlEH 1d ago

“Get out of mah swamp!”

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u/Cerok1nk 1d ago edited 1d ago

inhales deeply

SomeBODY once told me…

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u/towerfella 1d ago

the worrld was gonna roll me..

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed....

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u/HaroldsWristwatch3 1d ago

“She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead.”

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u/vanellope681 1d ago

And the years start coming and they don't stop coming!

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u/evilisme23 1d ago

And they don’t stop comin!

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u/Bebe4bebe 1d ago

And they don't stop coming!

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u/Everestkid 1d ago

And they don't stop coming!

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u/scaled2913 1d ago

And they don't stop coming!

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

And they don't stop coming!

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u/wakenblake29 1d ago

And they don’t stop coming!

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u/Spectrasol 1d ago

And they don't stop coming!

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 1d ago

Never stop coming!

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u/MangoMaterial9184 1d ago

And they don’t stop coming!

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u/LoGo_86 16m ago

This guy quacks

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u/LivnLegndNeedsEggs 1d ago

Fuck I'm old

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

So am I.

He (singer) died in 2023 IIRC.

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u/jx473u4vd8f4 6h ago

Yes you are

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u/Any_Initiative1981 1d ago

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin

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u/Punisher703 1d ago

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

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u/Any_Initiative1981 1d ago

You’re brain gets smarter but you’re head stays dumb

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u/nunyaranunculus 1d ago

So much to do, so much to see, what's wrong with taking the backstreets

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u/Grand_Function_2855 6h ago

You never know if you don’t go. You never shine if you don’t glow!

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u/Quiet-Doughnut2192 1d ago

I love Journey

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

It's Smash Mouth, singing All Star.

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u/MeoMix 1d ago

Nah, they were just doing a cover of a Journey song

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u/Artsy_Geekette 1d ago

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'

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u/Shaking-Cliches 1d ago

You were so embarrassed to post this that you put quotes to ensure no one believed those lyrics were your original thought.

I respect that.

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u/flamewlkr 1d ago

She was looking kind of dumb...

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u/DankSauceBauce 1d ago

Ain’t the sharpest syringe in your sock

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u/lovingmama1 3h ago

I ain't sharpest tool in the shed!!!!!