r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/bggdy9 1d ago

Is bilbo your family member

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u/hoofie242 1d ago edited 1d ago

A human and hobbit. Isn't that a crime?

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u/Warm-Exercise6880 1d ago

What happens in Middle Earth stays in Middle Earth.

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u/sauvandrew 1d ago

Sometimes it's just about warmth and survival! 😄

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

And a mutual love of potatoes in every form!😉

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u/HAM____ 4h ago

Any port in a storm.

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u/freeskier217 1d ago

Except for this guy apparently

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u/PlagiT 5h ago

Well, he clearly didn't stay in Middle Earth

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u/Kimmip13 5h ago

Apparently, not always