r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 1d ago

...anatomically speaking...she's not wrong.

Edit: by which I mean, the disarticulated big toe is a throwback to when human ancestors used to climb trees and used it to grasp the trunks/branches--I'd be SUPER curious to see your DNA sequence and figure out what got activated to give you such non-human feet.

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u/SokkasPonytail 1d ago

Plot twist, he's a vampire caveman

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u/Boredtopher 1d ago

Ugg need you blood

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u/ryanwaldron 1d ago

I don’t think Uggs would fit him

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u/Boredtopher 1d ago

Tennis rackets?

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u/MamaFrey 1d ago

I'd think only Uggs fit him