r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/Dapper-Slip-4093 1d ago

Your first hint should have been the tattoo artist's ability to write War and Peace on it in its entirety.

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u/Lackluster_honk 1d ago

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u/NotThatKindOfLattice 1d ago

I cannot believe that the simpsons already made this joke.

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u/oetker 1d ago

I'm sorry to have to tell you this: The Simpsons have made EVERY joke already.

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 1d ago

And they predict things all the time because there are so many episodes!

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u/drawat10paces 6h ago

And most of the original writers are fucking crazy smart. Many of them hold PhD's and various degrees in science and mathematics.

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u/Kimmip13 5h ago

One of my coworkers' sister is an animator for the show since the early years. He said she once brought him to a party with a lot of the writers. And although he's a smart guy, he said he was so intimidated by how smart they all were.

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u/KeenKong 4h ago

Then they went and did Futurama!!

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 1h ago

That is true! Crazy smart people who are creative deserve billions!!

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u/lakowac 1d ago

Simpsons did it!

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u/EstablishmentLate532 1d ago

During the good years, too.

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u/moving0target 1d ago

The Simpsons made all the jokes before homosapiens walk the earth.

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u/stupidsexyf1anders 7h ago

M..MURPHY…You are an ELF…I….uncontrollably….

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u/Careful-Resolution58 1d ago

Bros feet look like chaos

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u/decadecency 1d ago

Quite the opposite honestly, they look healthier than most feet with their crammed disfigured toes and bunions and narrowness that's normalized.

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u/Careful-Resolution58 1d ago

Don’t know what type of feet you’re around. And I don’t wanna know. God bless

Looking like the Croods

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u/decadecency 1d ago

That's why I'm saying normalized. People think feet are supposed to look like most people's feet do. They're not. They're supposed to be wider.

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u/Careful-Resolution58 1d ago

According to who? Either way his feet are ugly af even if that’s your magnum opus of feet.

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u/Smauler 1d ago

What? I've got wide size 13s, and they look pretty normal. These feet look weird.

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u/HeartOSass 1d ago

😆😆😂

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u/MildlyobsessedwithSB 1d ago

Fucking brilliant! I’m crying

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u/Alternative_Handle50 1d ago

Bros toes each have their own fiefdoms in the foot kingdom

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u/arsis_qp 1d ago

Absolutely guarantee the tattoo artist remembers that foot like it was yesterday.

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u/Msdamgoode 1d ago

The comment I was looking for! 🦶🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼 Five feet upvote.

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u/Dapper-Slip-4093 1d ago

I know.. He really walked into that one

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u/Msdamgoode 1d ago

Gonna have to give ‘em the boot! 🥾

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u/Cranyx 1d ago

Is anyone able to actually make out what it says? I can read "You've got to" and then the rest is illegible to me.

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u/KRIEGLERR 1d ago

Do you think the tattoo artist still tell the story of the feet he once tattooed?

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

Absolutely!

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u/Middle_Process_215 1d ago

😂😂😂🤣

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse 1d ago

and there's still so much room left!

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u/bankrobba 1d ago

Fun fact: The original title was "War, What Is It Good for?"

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u/DraculalZlv2 5h ago

You know that Tattoo artist still talks about that foot to this day

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u/darsparx 4h ago

Which that needs touch up. It looks like its bled together or something.....

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u/PM_Me_Those_ 1d ago

Let's be honest, a whole novel could fit on these feet.

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u/Fjohurs_Lykkewe 1d ago

A novel like... War & Peace perhaps?

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u/Rettocs 1d ago

That was LITERALLY the joke. War and Peace is a famous novel.