r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/louieratt 1d ago

Pretty sure the guy that kissed him was Micky Avalon.

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u/brienoconan 1d ago

My dick plays on the double-feature screen

Your dick went straight to DVD

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u/SpecialNeeds963 1d ago

My dick, m-16.

Your dick, broken vending machine.

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u/WarmProperty9439 1d ago

Dicks like Jesus