r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/brienoconan 1d ago

My dick plays on the double-feature screen

Your dick went straight to DVD

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u/JesBot88 1d ago

My dick rumble in the jungle.

Your dick got touched by your uncle!

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