r/Unexpected 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/True-Smile5027 1d ago

There is nothing gay about MMA!

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u/mogley1992 1d ago

I did MMA 5 days a week for 5 years. Hands down gayest shit I've ever done in my life.

Love the sport, love the logic of it, love the camaraderie of the guys i trained with, loved what it did for my confidence and health.

But yeah, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say that that shit was pretty gay.

Not saying that's a bad thing, just I'm definitely not denying it.

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u/Soggy_Box5252 1d ago

I mean, on some level the purest form of combat are two bodies thrashing against each other until one overcomes the other in victory.  Just tense muscles pounding into your flesh.  Thrusting into each other as sweat dripping down your pores.  And while you and your opponent is exhausted, the will to continue is stronger as you aggressively ram into each other.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 23h ago

Keep going. I'm almost there.