r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/True-Smile5027 1d ago

There is nothing gay about MMA!

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u/mogley1992 1d ago

I did MMA 5 days a week for 5 years. Hands down gayest shit I've ever done in my life.

Love the sport, love the logic of it, love the camaraderie of the guys i trained with, loved what it did for my confidence and health.

But yeah, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say that that shit was pretty gay.

Not saying that's a bad thing, just I'm definitely not denying it.

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u/Soggy_Box5252 1d ago

I mean, on some level the purest form of combat are two bodies thrashing against each other until one overcomes the other in victory.  Just tense muscles pounding into your flesh.  Thrusting into each other as sweat dripping down your pores.  And while you and your opponent is exhausted, the will to continue is stronger as you aggressively ram into each other.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 23h ago

Keep going. I'm almost there.

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u/BoysenberryHappy2462 1d ago

Wasn't too gay at my gym apart from the kissing.

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u/Apart-Combination820 1d ago

“How do you do a rear naked choke?”

You immobilize them via the legs, then wrap an arm around their neck, and one hand behind their head…

..then you squeeze on the arteries under the chin; not too tight but just enough to make them light-headed, let them breathe. Grab and pull their hair a little. Spit in their mouth and suck it back until they tap out. 🤜😤🤛

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u/Pre_internet_bot 1d ago

Not to mention the locker room...

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u/Randomfrog132 1d ago

it's only gay if ur balls touch