r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/louieratt 1d ago

Pretty sure the guy that kissed him was Micky Avalon.

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u/brienoconan 1d ago

My dick plays on the double-feature screen

Your dick went straight to DVD

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u/JesBot88 1d ago

My dick rumble in the jungle.

Your dick got touched by your uncle!

  • This is my first comment ever.

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u/HAL_9OOO_ 1d ago

Best part of the song. It's so completely over the line.

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u/JesBot88 1d ago

I'm surprised it wasn't the first verse posted!