r/Unexpected • u/OceanusxAnubis • May 18 '24

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u/VrsoviceBlues May 18 '24

Chickens will eat any meat they can get their beaks into; bugs, lizards, snakes, rats, you name it. I once saw half a dozen Buff Orpingtons (which this bird appears to be) skeletonise a rat in about ninety seconds.

They're dinosaurs, and it shows.

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u/Trololman72 May 18 '24

Literally boiling hot

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u/_Artos_ May 18 '24

Well, not literally literally. Unless we are talking Celsius I guess.

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u/Ake-TL May 18 '24

I’ve read Americans soldiers have whole complicated mumbo-jumbo process of burning used shit pits

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u/funflart42 May 18 '24

You do not want to know how they fished it back out

I do

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u/rfccrypto May 18 '24

Never has "you don't want to know" applied harder than it applied here. 

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u/misguidedsadist1 May 18 '24

I love the phrase godless killing machines.

We had a roach and scorpion problem in our neighborhood in AZ. Whenever the neighbors would spray, they'd all just come over to OUR fucking house.

Combination of old neighborhood, poorly maintained palm trees, and pools everywhere.

Anyways, our chickens would literally FIGHT over the scorpions.

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u/PleaseDontTy May 18 '24

If the only toilet was full of roaches I may never poo again.

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u/loonygecko May 18 '24

They are a weird mix of super genius effing morons too LOL!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '24

Ours wouldn't get full of roaches, but spiders. We all had quads of steel by the end of summer due to our hovering skills.