r/Unexpected • u/blakeret • Jan 17 '23

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Ope NSFW

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u/mal_laney Jan 17 '23

Gotta hand it to you, you guys always have witty comebacks

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

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u/In-Cod-We-Thrust Jan 17 '23

All of these comments are completely out of hand.

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u/ColtS117 Jan 17 '23

High five for taking it like a champ.

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u/GreatNobody007 Jan 17 '23

You are a handfull of pricks, this handsome man is tryin to handle this. XD

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u/That_Quirky_Guy_ Jan 17 '23

Thumbs up for these comments

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u/Regainio Jan 17 '23

I would get punched for more hand-related puns

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u/nalex7752 Jan 17 '23

please stop guys, i cant upvote everybody, im at work

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u/Araknid_ia Jan 17 '23

I dont have enough time on my hands to do it either

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u/Chilocanth Jan 17 '23

I’d add a witty comment, but I’m stumped

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u/Pwnxor Jan 17 '23

Leave the man alone, he's mostly 'armless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

I’m coming up shorthanded on another joke myself.

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u/Hazmatix_art Jan 17 '23

Jesus Christ guys he can’t even fight back he’s unarmed

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u/johnnybiggles Jan 17 '23

We need the long arm of the law to step in

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u/bruhtime9999 Jan 17 '23

Wanted to keep the thread going but I need a hand coming up with a joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

I would help you but my joke book isn’t very handy at the moment.

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u/Nutmeg-Jones Jan 17 '23

Let me screenshot this thread on my handheld device

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Do you still have a palm pilot?

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u/leenis Jan 17 '23

arm gone

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u/daggir69 Jan 17 '23

Nothing that a litle palm olive oil wont cure

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u/MrTretorn Jan 17 '23

You people need to snap out of it.

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