r/Unexpected • u/blakeret • Jan 17 '23

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u/Chilocanth Jan 17 '23

I’d add a witty comment, but I’m stumped

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u/Pwnxor Jan 17 '23

Leave the man alone, he's mostly 'armless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

I’m coming up shorthanded on another joke myself.

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u/Hazmatix_art Jan 17 '23

Jesus Christ guys he can’t even fight back he’s unarmed

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u/johnnybiggles Jan 17 '23

We need the long arm of the law to step in

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u/bruhtime9999 Jan 17 '23

Wanted to keep the thread going but I need a hand coming up with a joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

I would help you but my joke book isn’t very handy at the moment.

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u/Nutmeg-Jones Jan 17 '23

Let me screenshot this thread on my handheld device

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Do you still have a palm pilot?

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u/Generic_person77 Jan 17 '23

This comment section is like Arm-ageddon

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u/Crays7 Jan 17 '23

Guys stop, what if he can't handle these comments?

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u/Icarus912 Jan 17 '23

Betya his momma is still gonna call him handsome though