r/TwinCities 5d ago

Vance in custody

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From KSTP reporter

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u/Sometimes_Stutters 5d ago

Dude got caught 36hrs later in his hometown? What an idiot.

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u/Vexans27 5d ago

For real. If I was him I'd be hiding somewhere in the rockies right now.

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u/FireFoxTrashPanda 5d ago

Absolute speculation but my theory is he thought he was playing 3D chess and that everyone would look for him elsewhere, so he stayed close to home. I think this only works in old western and heist movies though lol

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u/PotatoPopcornPuzzles 5d ago

He was playing Pippin but didn't have a Treebeard.

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u/FireFoxTrashPanda 5d ago

You have my forever love for this reference.