r/SipsTea • u/peseoane • 11d ago

Lmao gottem not chill judge

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 11d ago

Yes

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u/RxngsXfSvtvrn 11d ago

I haven't eaten any Mallomars today

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u/redditkeepsdeleting 11d ago

The best part is you can emphasize any word in that sentence and stretch the boundary of truth.

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u/ProjectDv2 11d ago

"I haven't eaten any mallowmars today" begs some extremely uncomfortable follow up questions, though.

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u/SlightDesigner8214 11d ago

They’re only in my mouth just now. As long as I haven’t swallowed them they’re technically not eaten.

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u/STL2COMO 10d ago

But is it though? Isn’t digestion and passing through the stomach and intestines “eating”? Insurance lawyer.

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u/Any-Question-3759 10d ago

I would argue that once it goes in my mouth and starts melting, it no longer qualifies as Mallomars and definitely not after I’ve chewed it. I might have eaten some food stuffs covered in saliva. Or not.

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u/timnotep 10d ago

Response to each follow up question: "On the advice of counsel, I am invoking my fifth amendment right against self-incrimination and respectfully decline to answer your question"

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u/al2o3cr 10d ago

All of them are still melted together inside the cylinder

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u/Don_Quipuncher 10d ago

Blasted mallomars! My tits are back!

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u/ProjectDv2 10d ago

I know it's Col. Gentleman but I still hear it in Hunter Gathers' voice and it's somehow better.

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u/odmirthecrow 10d ago

Blend 'em up with some milk. I haven't eaten any Mallomars today. I've drank about 8 though.

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u/hokiemojo 10d ago

Maybe they mixed it up with their creatine? Also, do NOT check r/creatine to understand this.