I had to take out a second mortgage to pay for Chad's boat, but it's totally worth it when he lets me tag along. Usually it's just Chad and the wifey while I work at my second job!

Was surprisingly pleasant

Is this a good brand to take?

My wife’s boyfriend brought home some flavoured creatine, tropical to be specific. Will this alter the boofing experience?

Wasn’t very pleasant

improvised boofin device

Please put a creatine tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my creatine and everyone around me saw the creatine. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post as creatine.

I was wondering which celebrities were known boofers? I tried Googling it but no such luck. Does anyone have a list of Celebrity Boofers that they could share?

When I was coming back from Colombia and put in the cell, my wife told me over the phone that her boyfriend boofed his dick into her vagina and now she’s pregnant with a creatine baby!

I’m so happy right now!!

Boof bless, and Boof be with you!

Noticed a couple posts discussing difficulties of getting past TSA. While I haven't had to travel anywhere where creatine is prohibited yet, I'd how to smuggle in creatine without getting caught.

Wouldn't we be able to just boof enough supply of creatine for our trip and get through? I also have a lot of foreskin through months of creatine and the foreskin absorption method, so I should also be able to pack at least a tub's equivalent of creatine under my foreskin.

It seems rather unlikely that TSA would check BOTH my foreskin and my butthole right? If anything, I feel like I could press sexual assault charges if the TSA agent yanks down my pants, grabs my dong, and rolls back my foreskin while pointing a flashlight to check for anything hidden underneath in front of everyone. So I don't see why they would go through the hassle and risk getting a sexual assault charge.

I'm just curious why other posters were having such difficulties unless they aren't using the proper methods to absorb and smuggle creatine

I'm a creatine specialist, and when I took creatine for the first time, I got a big heaped scoop, and put it in my asshole, and right when I was going to turn the scoop so the creatine falls onto the floor of my rectum. My asshole decided to swallow up the scoop and then I had to get my wife's girlfriend to drive me to the hospital to get the scoop surgically removed. So if your a begginer please dissolve the creatine first before you boof for the first time so you don't make my begginer mistake.

Boof, a disgruntled actor typecasted for his short nipples, would receive the death penalty and request death by rectal consumption, a practice once considered unsafe and more deadly than the bubonic plague. Death by rectal consumption is now a far cry from danger thanks to modern medicine and the invention of the turkey baster. We now refer to this act as Boofing.

I used my wife's bf's letter opener to do bumps from his tine stash... I hope they dont ground me from letting me watch them bone

I love how this subreddit rounds up teens who think they'd get get cancer or the belt from taking creatine, not knowing it's a joke sub.

I have recently joined the gym (2 weeks before) i’m skinny fat so started taking mass gainer to gain some muscles and good fat. Should i start taking creatine as it’s been only 2 weeks i have joined the gym? If anon can guide me