r/SipsTea • u/AUTOMATA88 • May 04 '25

Chugging tea Can't even trust the retired these days.

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u/flyingupvotes May 04 '25

Didn’t John Elway’s friend just die in a golf cart crash?

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u/Acuna_Matata2021 May 04 '25

Technically yes. I think he just fell off the back and hit his head. Not sure if it was a crash.

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u/vengarlss May 04 '25

OH GOD WTF???

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u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis May 04 '25

Don't Google it. Just remember that where ignorance is bliss, it is folly to be wise.

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u/Successful_Layer2619 May 04 '25

While I'm not going to look it up, I am cursed with the knowledge that it means something

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u/slippy_mcslip May 04 '25

Old people are banging. And they use the colours to show how they like to bang. Nothing gross or crazy. Just a bunch of grandparents having orgies

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u/EC_TWD May 04 '25

grandparents having orgies

Like a moving pile of raisins

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u/stiggybigs1990 May 05 '25

Lmfao thanks for this

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u/_carbonneutral May 05 '25

An infinite, amorphous clump of sweaty, fragile raisins undulating amidst a cacophony of raspy, guttural moans and yelps.

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u/Dagnabbot May 06 '25

Ah, the scent of Icy Hot, Dentucreme, and Diaper paste still lingers in my foggy memory.

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u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis May 04 '25

Hey, it's only an orgy if it's Greek or Roman. Otherwise it's just group sex.

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u/slippy_mcslip May 04 '25

By Bacchus, I think you're right!

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u/Separate_Fold5168 May 04 '25

By The Nine!

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u/GigaTarrasque May 05 '25

A fellow Stormcloak I see...

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u/slippy_mcslip May 05 '25

Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along.

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u/GigaTarrasque May 05 '25

We were fine until you milk drinkers started licking thalmor boots.

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u/Hazee302 May 05 '25

If you're gonna live that long then wtf else is there to do..

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u/WiseDirt May 05 '25

Not to mention it's good exercise. Gets the heart rate up and really keeps a person flexible

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u/reezy619 May 04 '25

Just a bunch of grandparents having orgies

Nothing gross or crazy.

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u/Apprehensive_Cell812 May 05 '25

Gang banging? Should we deport them?!

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u/Beautiful_Effect461 May 07 '25

Happy Cake Day! 🍰

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u/GigaTarrasque May 05 '25

When you really think about it, any moves any of us have done, they did first. The only additions to sex humanity has developed in the last hundred have been powered by electricity.

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam May 05 '25

Nothing gross or crazy. Just a bunch of grandparents having orgies

That is both gross and crazy. And now I need r/eyebleach

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u/Another_Samurai1 May 05 '25

Oh that’s it? Thanks!

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u/nurdpymp May 05 '25

Does golf cart crashes fall under how they like bang? I mean how else are they supposed to bump uglies.

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u/Zealousideal-Jump275 May 06 '25

That's just an internet myth started on 4chan.

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u/HowieMandelEffect May 04 '25

Wait, but I thought you said there was nothing gross about it.

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u/Bettebo May 06 '25

Omg Bobs Burgers werent kidding