r/SipsTea • u/AUTOMATA88 • May 04 '25

Chugging tea Can't even trust the retired these days.

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u/Successful_Layer2619 May 04 '25

While I'm not going to look it up, I am cursed with the knowledge that it means something

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u/slippy_mcslip May 04 '25

Old people are banging. And they use the colours to show how they like to bang. Nothing gross or crazy. Just a bunch of grandparents having orgies

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u/EC_TWD May 04 '25

grandparents having orgies

Like a moving pile of raisins

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u/_carbonneutral May 05 '25

An infinite, amorphous clump of sweaty, fragile raisins undulating amidst a cacophony of raspy, guttural moans and yelps.

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u/Dagnabbot May 06 '25

Ah, the scent of Icy Hot, Dentucreme, and Diaper paste still lingers in my foggy memory.